The Bachelor Finale Recap: Well, Duh!
Hi, Trashies. Sorry for the lack of minicap this week. I didn’t think there was much of a point to it since I try to keep it spoiler-free. I figured we’d all want to talk about the winner and the whole...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens #169: A Smack of Drama
We have a full slate of shows on this week’s “Watch What Crappens.” From the return of “Melbourne” to the slap on “Beverly Hills,” Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (@banterblender) have...
View ArticleMinicap: Survivor
Hello, Trash Talkers! How are you? That’s great to hear. I’m great, too! I’ve been catching up on TV left and right this week. House of Cards, Shahs, and Better Call Saul are ALL in the bag. Oh,...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Lindsay Lohan, Suge Knight, Joe...
Celebitchy — Katy Perry Thinks Kim Kardashian “Is Not Dressing Appropriately for PFW” Thank you, Captain Obvious. While I typically don’t pay attention to women who dress as live-action Anime...
View ArticleNewlyweds Recap: Fresh Meat for the Altar
Here we are, barely over the tragedy of Jeff & Blair’s break-up, and the travesty of Tina & Tarz and their ability to multiply like rabbits, and now we get to meet a new batch of Newlyweds. The...
View ArticleKing of the Nerds Episode 7: Alien Facials for Yankovictory
CALLING ALL NERDS, Greetings earthlings! Jewpacabra here and I am finally back home from Vegas and back to recapping my favorite show on television King of the Nerds. I’m sorry this is posting so late...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Rumor Mills, Marriage, and a Murder Most...
G’Day, Trashmates! This episode was a strange one, with our sheilas throwing in punch after punch in an effort to stir the pot. It’s still early in the second season, and it feels as if the women are...
View ArticleEmpire Recap – White People Invented Mental Illness
Welcome back, Lyon’s Den Loonies! The penultimate episode of Empire is crazy fun. Let’s sort it out… We begin with the family meeting at Andre’s care facility where his music therapists (one is played...
View ArticleThe Voice Season 8: Blinds and Battles
I just went to therapy, so I am hoping to watch last nights Voice episode without a positive attitude. I feel that, as long as it is only on twice this week, that I will be able to hold my shit...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: “Your mother’s a…”
Hello, my lovely readers! I hope you’re all doing well. I’m so glad the weekend is upon us. It’s always easier to wake up on Friday mornings, yes? Let’s get down to business! Previously, Carolyn found...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kathy Griffin, Gia Giudice, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ramona Singer,...
TMZ – Kathy Griffin turns in her gold-plated Armani Privé badge. Replacement to the late Joan Rivers announced via Twitter last night that she’d be cutting her tenure with the Fashion Police short,...
View ArticleMob Wives Season 5 Reunion Pt. 1 Recap: Worse Than The Finale
Hello Trash Talkers! I am not looking forward to this reunion at all. The finale sucked so bad I wanted to stab myself in the eye with a stiletto. It was possibly the worst finale in the history of...
View ArticleMinicap: Amazing Race
Happy Weekend, everyone! After almost a full week of rain, the sun is finally out here in Southeast Tejas. I hope you all have exciting plans for this weekend. Last night’s episode of Amazing Race was...
View ArticleBetter Call Saul Recap: Let Me Love You, MIKE!
Hello again! Welcome back. My Breaking Bad update? Three episodes into the fifth season and, well, I think watching all five season in such a short span of time makes you appreciate the main cast in a...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Episode 10 Recap: Upstaged!
Hello Trashellinas! I hope everyone is enjoying what’s left of the weekend. Last week, we watched Jill and Holly’s friendship go down the crapper. On a positive note, the group won first in their...
View ArticleMinicap: Keeping Up with the Kardashians
“I am told this is how to get pregnant” Hellooooooooooooooooooo again K-fans! Are you ready for another zany season of this incredible clan? Well, whether you are ready or not, here it comes! Like a...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: The Jinx, Dolce & Gabbana, Heather Mills, Kanye West, Tyga
TMZ — Robert Durst Arrested For Murder: The Jinx May Have Jinxed Him How crazy was the final episode of The Jinx last night where Ol’ Squinty McCreeperson went into the bathroom and admitted his guilt?...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Attack NeNe Day
Last week, Phaedra and Cynthia failed to resolve their chocolate issues. Porsha continued to dress like a slut from the 90’s and NeNe planned a counseling session so she could judge all of the women in...
View ArticleLong Island Medium, Series 6, Episode 2: Angels and Oil Companies
Greetings, my trashy friends. This is the second episode of Theresa’s show that I have watched and recapped, and I am trying to figure this woman out. She’s preternaturally cheery, with a big smile and...
View ArticleThe Royals Season 1 Episode 1 Recap: Why Let a Little Death Get Us Down?
Howdy Trashmii! Ari Safari here. I’m honored to be your recapper for the first season of E!’s The Royals, here from lily-white Boston, the city that never stops snowing. Last night we broke the...
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