Amazing Race Recap: Rotten Eggs or Cuddly Kitties?
Hello, Trash Talkers! I hope you all had a fun weekend. I finally got some proper boiled crawfish, and it was so satisfying. I love mudbug season so very much. I would CRUSH a crawfish eating...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Recap: The Enemy You Know
What up Trashy McTrashersons? I am so excited because this week we got a great episode! Yay! It’s so much easier to recap things happening than incessant dialogue. I was sad to see Noah go, but not too...
View ArticleMiniCap: Better Call Saul
Hey party people! After two weeks of very sad character development we’re back in the swing of telling the story of how hustler with a heart of gold, Jimmy McGill, turned into the slick,...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Scott Disick, Kim Kardashian, X Factor NZ, Gigi Hadid, James...
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Trashmii! TMZ — Scott Disick Seeking Sobriety By…Tripping His Face Off With Shamans Ah, that time honored tradition of hallucinating pink rabbits whilst running through a...
View ArticleDWTS Recap: Dancing With the…Stars?
Hi, Trashies. The Bachelor is over for another season, so that means it’s time to switch gears to Dancing With the Stars. For the tenth anniversary season, they really are scraping the bottom of the...
View ArticlePretty Little Liars: Arrows in the Woods
Previously: Ali and Hanna are in jail. We start with a really stupid pretend news clip of the case being discussed. Leslie, that girl who said she was friends with Mona is back and she is the...
View ArticleThe Voice Season 8: Battles Continued
This week I am ready to go! I’ve got them recorded on our brand new dvr and can fast forward through commercials. Last week it felt like no one read my article, which made me sad, because this show...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Victims Boning Children
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle showed off her new figure, … … Brandi made a mannequin feel well fed, … … and Lisa got a light playful smack and acted like she should remake...
View ArticleMinicap: Newlyweds: “No, I’m not happy at all.”
So all four of our happy little couples made it through the weddings, but they’ve kindly already started the fireworks for us viewers. Now let me be clear, I’m not a horrible person. I don’t want any...
View ArticleSouthern Charm Recap: The Hot Mess Express
Yes. YES!!!!! It’s back! IT’S B A C K. MissKitty is back to recap Season 2 of the most delicious, delectable, DELIGHTFUL show on TV. I had worried, feeling empty and sad, while recapping the reunion...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep 11 Minicap: Frenemies and Enemies
Hello Trashellinas and a belated Happy St. Paddy’s! Last week the CADC added a little humor to the show, if only for an hour. Cathy hired Erin Babbs, whose dance team trampled the ALDC during their...
View ArticleiZombie Minicap
Hey Trashmii! Welcome to iZombie. Are you a fan of zombies? Rob Thomas, the creator of the great Veronica Mars? Do you like sassy ladies? Looks like we’re all in the right place. Let’s get to it. Meet...
View ArticleDrag Race Recap – Episode 3 – Fu Manchu Bettah Werk Harder, Girls
“Have More Than You Show, Speak Less Than You Know” Hello Trashcans! Sorry for the delay. I’ve been having a hard time deciding how to tackle this week’s episode. I have to be honest with you and say...
View ArticleSeth Meyers, Vin Diesel, Kristen Doute, Katie Holmes, Robin Thicke
E! Online – Seth Meyers Interviewed Ted Cruz Seth Meyers is perfection. His interview was jokey but hit on important issues. Ted did some serious fact inventing, but he was crossing his fingers the...
View ArticleThe Challenge Battle of the Sort of Exes 2: Sexual Assault and Slurs
Sarah is crying like nice people do when they actually step up and make a power move. Jordan is being very supportive. What is surprising, is that once they actually go in the hotel, it’s Nia who is...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #170: Cartinis, Stolen Houses and Bad Wigs
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) hang out to talk crap about NeNe’s terrible wigs and multiple personalities on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim and Kyle Witchard’s sad...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians — Season Premier
Welcome back K-fans! Are you ready for this new season, replete with the obligatory KardASSian ass-shots? Let’s get started. Kim tells us she is actively trying to get pregnant, so she has sex with...
View ArticleThe Voice Season 8: The Battle is Over
Yay! It’s the last of the battle rounds! Whoohoo! We made it! Jeremy vs Rob: “Animal” Team: Christina Both of these guys sing great, so I’m bummed that they are against each other. She picks a Maroon...
View ArticleFace Off Recep – I Blue Myself
Howdy folks! Thanks for the well wishes on the new job, i’m halfway through my first week and having a blast. The upside of me not getting to write these recaps until 6pm on Wednesday night is i can...
View ArticleMinicap: Survivor
Hello Trash Talkers! Last night’s special episode of Survivor was a super-sized TWO hours long. Our tribes went through several challenges, including two reward and two immunity challenges. That’s...
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