King of the Nerds Finale: One Nerd to Rule Them All
CALLING ALL NERDS (for one last time), Jewpacabra here to bring you a final recap in the saga that is King of the Nerds Season 3!!!!! I can’t believe we are finally at the end. I love this show beyond...
View ArticleDance Mums UK Premiere Recap Pt 1: Not the Maddie Show
Hello Trashellinas! It looks like the UK has given us their Dance Moms spinoff! A round of applause for Dance Mums UK, people! Don’t let the Abby link bother you Trash Talkers. This show is NOT...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Melbourne Recap: U Mad, Breaux?
G’Day Trashmates! So remember when I said this last week? [I]t feels as if the women are frantically grabbing at niggling annoyances in an effort to keep the season 1 ball rolling… with a little bit of...
View ArticleDance Mums UK Premiere Pt. 2 Recap: Jennifer Crushes Abby
Hello Trashellinas! I hope everyone enjoyed part 1 of the premiere recap. This show has been crazy to cover so far. I love the show, but I am still trying to interpret these twisted Liverpool...
View ArticleTrashTalk Celeb: Charlie Sheen, RHONJ, Jon Gosselin, Jessica Lange, Joe...
TMZ – Charlie Sheen has words for Barry. Charlie Sheen criticized the President the other day for deigning to share his NCAA bracket with ESPN in lieu of “attending a soldier’s funeral ukros da street...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: “We’re finally playing some Survivor”
Happy Friday, everyone! Man, it’s been a long week, and I hope you all have great weekend plans. This week’s episode of Survivor was LONG, so I’m gonna jump right in! The NCT returns to their camp...
View ArticleEmpire Recap – Finale! – Heaven, Hell and Inside Voices
2 hours!!! We survived!!! So much to discuss, people. So much. So we open with LL experiencing shaky vision as he writes another bad song. Becky interrupts him, delivering the first zinger of the night...
View ArticleBetter Call Saul Recap: Cloud Cuckooland
Woot woot, Trashalinas! After two really most sincerely sad weeks where we learned that Michael McKean’s deep well of likability made Chuck’s crazy kind of tragic and cried along with Mike (LET ME LOVE...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset Recap: Diff’rent Strokes To Rule The World
The Shahs of Sunset “stay-cation” continues. And according to everyone, it gets so much better when Jessica’s white ass departs. She begs Reza and MJ not to let Mike fight, hops in a car and then the...
View ArticleMob Wives Season 5 Reunion Pt. 2: Rat on the Run
Hello Trash Talkers! Can you believe it is OVER? Another season has come and gone. Vivica Fox has dried her tears and the second part of the reunion has come to a close. Last week the reunion was a...
View ArticleiZombie Recap: It’s A Dead Man’s Boat Party
Hey there Trashmii. Are you ready for another zombie show? Not so much. Well, what if it was by the creators of Veronica Mars? Sure, there’s no Daryl Dixon here, but we’ve got a whole lot of sass from...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep11: Karma Returns to the Studio
Hello Trashellinas! I hope everyone enjoyed part one of their weekend. My apologies for this being so late. Unfortunately it was a sad week at the Flosh house and my recaps were neglected....
View ArticleThe Royals Recap: What Planet Are We On?
Hello, my Trashy little Crocodile Rockers! It’s Ari Safari here, with the second installment of E!’s new scripted trashfest, The Royals. Nice to see you back this week. Hmm… you didn’t REALLY go...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Rob Kardashian, Stephen King, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift
TMZ — Rob Kardashian Kim To Psychotic Murderer That’s pretty fucking dark. I love it! However, Rob’s a bit off the mark with this one. Kim may be a soulless monster, but Amy Dunne was a freaking evil...
View ArticleMinicap: Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Somewhere Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Has this show become a caricature of itself?????? Well, K-Fans — welcome back to another episode of this weird family. This episode is mainly about Kris, who happens to be dating a man 26 years...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Recap: Somewhat Damaged
Hey Trashbags! How’s it hanging? Remember when everyone used to say that and we thought it was the funniest shit ever? No? That was just me? Okay. I gotta tell ya trashies, Brandster isn’t feeling too...
View ArticleMiniCap: Better Call Saul
Hello, again. It’s the final three episodes of the first season, so it’s time for something big to happen. But first, we have to flashback to Jimmy’s days in the mailroom at HHM when he and Kim used to...
View ArticleThe Voice Season 8: Knockouts Night 1
Here we go! I like when the singers get to pick their own songs. Nate from Fun is here. I really like Fun, and had no idea the name of the lead singer. This is good publicity for him. Hi and...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Bethenny Frankel, Ludacris, FKA Twigs, Leonardo DiCaprio,...
Access Hollywood — Bethenny Frankel Swears Off Marriage, Still Believes Love Bethenny doesn’t believe in marriage right now but when she finds a man who can choke down one of her disgusting cocktails,...
View ArticleDrag Race Recap – Episode 4 – A New Hole Day!
Greetings, Trashcans! This week we lost a queen many thought would be a major player. RIP, Trixie. Poor Trixie. She is far better than many of the queens that remain. Did she do better or worse than...
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