Long Island Medium Recap: Prune Bellies and Nine Inch Nails
Well, you learn something new every day. There’s an affliction called Prune Belly Syndrome and what do you know, a friend of Theresa’s has it. Theresa knew Frank from a church folk band back in the day...
View ArticleDWTS Recap: I Want to Go to Patti’s Club
Greetings, Trashies. It’s “My Jam Monday” on Dancing With the Stars. What’s your jam? If I were cool enough to have a jam, this would be it: OK, that’s out of the way. Let’s get started, shall we?...
View ArticleTeen Mom OG: Babies, Jail, & Porn
I am ecstatic these crazy young women are back on my tv screen. Thank you for having no desire to protect your children from the spotlight! Anyway, for those of you who are new to the game, I will...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills: Intervene Me
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa V was beaten to a pulp by Brandi, Kim Twitchards snorted her ex husband’s cancer drugs and got covered in glass when Lisa Rinna emptied a...
View ArticleDance Moms Season Minicap: Whiners and Witches
Hello Trashellinas! Wow. Just when you thought the women on this show couldn’t get any trashier, they outdo themselves once again. How proud they must be. What gets me is I keep reading about how...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – Imaginary Friends or Enemies
Welcome back to another week of Face Off folks. Well, it’s that time – I officially love all of the remaining contestants this season and I am seriously prepared for a grueling emotional gauntlet over...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: One Direction, Emilia Clarke, Iggy Azalea, Kim Zolciak,...
Entertainment Weekly – TRAGEDY STRIKES: Zayn Malik has left One Direction Tweens and teens everywhere dramatically mourn this loss from a band I barely remember exists. This makes me very happy that...
View ArticleThe Challenge Battle of the sort of Exes 2: FINALE
Previously: Sarah played her best game yet and Leroy almost got screwed over again. Bye, Nia! I am so pumped! I kind of want LilJay to pull out a win now that Leroy is with ShadyT. We are right back...
View ArticleSouthern Charm Recap: Jackie-O(h No You Didn’t!)
Hey y’all. It’s another episode of Southern Charm! First, I have to thank all of you for the very funny comments. I’m TOTALLY stealing Boykin, Boinkin’ and Birkin if the occasion arises. I also read...
View ArticlePretty Little Liars: Pretty Little Let Down
Previously: Ali was found guilty for murder and the rest of the Liars were arrested as accessories. The Liars are in a van to jail. They are freaking out and Hannah is explaining to them what it is...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #171: The Prince, the Victim, and the
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) join forces once again to snark on the Season Five finale of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills before moving on to Southern Charm, Shahs of...
View ArticleNewlyweds Recap: “No. I’m not happy at all.”
Howdy Trashyweds! No, you have not stumbled into recapping reruns, this is indeed the recap for last week’s show, and the next recap will be up immediately. I have been having extensive dental work...
View ArticleMinicap: Survivor
Hello Trash Talkers! How was your weekend? Fabulous? Great, so was mine! That dude who pulled a machete on the New Orleans TSA agents? Yeah, that impacted three people I was waiting for on two flights...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians: Somewhere Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Hello again! Are you ready for this episode? Gotta warn you, there are a lot of ASS shots! Let’s get right to it: We open with Kylie and Scott talking about what kind of man Kris should be dating....
View ArticleNewlyweds Recap: Babies are scary creatures
Here we are again, Trashyweds! When we left our Newlyweds last week, Rouvan went to LA on a business trip and left Toi to rot in the dirt bowl of Hayward, Kirk has expensive toys while Laura has no...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kim Kardashian, 50 Shades, Jeremy Renner, Padma Lakshmi,...
Perez Hilton — Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Reportedly Hired Their Own Professional Paparazzi For Fashion Week. Couldn’t they have hired someone to style Kim instead? In this photo she looks like an...
View ArticleThe Challenge Battle of the Sort of Exes 2: Reunion & S*%T
I was all excited to watch this until I remember I’d have to see DoucheManChild again. About half of the couples are here. Say hello to….. The plucky host. Beauty and the beast. The luckiest rookies...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Cattyshack
G’Day Trashmates! Welcome back to our rhinestone-paved tour through Reality TV’s Outback. If you’re anything like me, I just want to thank you for sharing the same unconditional love that I have for...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset: Tell Everyone
It’s a new week with the Shahs of Sunset. Ready for the madcap adventures of Reza and GG furniture shopping? We enter a very colorful and not so understated showroom. Naturally, Reza decrees the...
View ArticleThe Voice Season 8: KnockOuts Night 2
My apologies that this one is late. It was an epic week for all the shows I recap, especially PLL and The Challenge. Now, let’s take a look at the second night of Knockouts. We start with team Blake....
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