Face Off Recap: Devil Dolls
Previously on Face Off, this season continued its trend of trying to destroy my will to recap by sending Ben home. Adam had a well –deserved win, and Julian called me out for referring to his work as...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Indiana, Joni Mitchell, Guiliana Rancic, Katy Perry, Puppies
I briefly thought about writing an April Fool’s version of today’s celebrity dreck, but then I realized I don’t suck/currently attend second grade. Perez – First Business to Invoke Indiana’s...
View ArticleSouthern Charm Recap: Raise the Doof
Hellooooo. Welcome to this week’s Southern Charm- an embarrassment of riches, or should I maybe write, just an embarrassment of rich assholes who have way too much time on their hands, Whitney? Yes,...
View ArticleBlood, Sweat & Heels Recap: Big C in the City
Hey there, Trashmii! Welcome to season two of Blood, Sweat & Heels. Confession, I have never watched this show before, so I came into this expecting a little more drunken shenanigans, and less...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset Recap: Cheetos + Betrayal
It’s another week with the Shahs of Sunset. Let’s check in with Reza and his remodel. He’s making executive decisions right and left, targeting a tree on the front walk that “has to go”, and tossing...
View ArticleDrag Race Recap – Thighs on the Prize
Welcome back, Trashcans! This week Drag Race did not make me want to throw up or break my tv! Drag Race is tolerable again! Phew. As there are fewer queens to follow, we can finally explore the...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Tara Reid, Matthew McConaughey, Jamie Dornan, January Jones,...
TMZ — Tara Reid Scars DJ For Life Sitting next to Tara “I starred in American Pie, please buy me a drink” Reid on a plane is worse than being stuck taxiing on the runway for two hours. After getting...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Gamble’s Grudge
G’Day Trashmates! To quote one of my favorite Aussies, take your shoes off, and find a spot on the floor! This was a disappointing episode for me, mainly because Gamble, poor Gamble, just fucked...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Bravo Podcast #173: Kim Richards’ Pride and Prejudice
Buckle your seat belts because there’s a lot of ranting coming your way (but in the most charming way). Ben Mandelker (@banterblender) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) have plenty to say about the...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: “Blue Collar, Ride or DIE!”
Hello Trash Talkers! How is everyone? Good? Great, me too. Last night’s Survivor finally gave us some drama along with the best tribal council so far. Let’s get started! Previously: The three tribes...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Big Ang, Bruce Jenner, Robert Pattinson, Full House, Michelle...
TMZ – Bad news first. And presented with zero snark: Big Ang announced the discovery a “massive” tumor on her throat, which was determined to be cancerous. Listen, I’m not a Mob Wives watcher, but I am...
View ArticleBetter Call Saul Recap: Chuck Sucks
Hey Trashelehs, was this an episode OR WHAT? I’m still processing it. In the words of Ebby Calvin Laloosh it was a humdinger. But I’m getting ahead of myself. We’ll get to the good parts soon enough....
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep13 Recap: Let Them Eat Cake!
Hello Trashellinas! I hope everyone is ready for the full. I’m still having nightmares after the last ep. I will not let it keep me down, because it’s the weekend! Last week, we watched the ALDC...
View ArticleMovietrash: Insurgent
We survived part one last week. Let’s trudge through part two. Chicago is at war, y’all! Divergents Vs. Kate Winslet, who looking back on it they probably should have killed when they had the chance at...
View ArticleAmazing Race Recap: Popped Clutches and Lost Fanny Packs
Hello Trash Talkers! Has it really been two whole weeks since we last joined Phil and all the lovebirds on their race around the world? Well, let’s get started! Previously, the teams gagged on horrific...
View ArticleMinicap: Keeping Up with the Kardashians — No Retreat
Cruella deVille? Well, K-fans — welcome to an incredibly “padded” episode. It is so padded, that I have decided to include a lot of ASS shots in the full recap (pun intended!!) This episode...
View ArticleThe Royals Season 1 Episode 4 Recap: One Evil Queen Bitch
Hark, Trashmii! Here we are for yet another installment of E!’s The Royals. I must say, I’m very pleased to have Prince William hate-watching along with us. Oh come on, that’s ridiculous....
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kylie Jenner, David Lynch, John Oliver, Prince Harry, Kristen...
Celebitchy — Kylie Jenner Accused of Blackface In Photos, She Asks People To “Calm Down” Yes, calm down everybody. This is in no way an attention grab from a teenage girl desperately in need of a...
View ArticleMiniCap: Better Call Saul
So this is it. The season’s over and I have to admit, it was a strange way to end it. Not bad, just strange. I think I liked it, I’m just not sure. But that’s for the full recap, for now the episode...
View ArticleThe Voice Season 8: The Playoffs Night 1
It says “recorded tonight,” which I guess means they recorded it live without editing, but we are seeing the recording? Who knows. Now, it is ALL in our hands. Tonight, Team Blake and Team Pharrell...
View Article