Teen Mom OG: The Truman Show
Previously: Amber refused to get out of the car for Leah’s first day of school. Ryan skipped Bentley’s. Cate and Tye found out they are having a girl and…..who is the other person? Oh right, Farrah is...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Zach Braff, Scary Lucy, Kylie Jenner, RHONJ, Brian Williams
US Weekly — Zach Braff, Donald Faison Vow To Make Pizzas For Gay Weddings In Indiana This will give you the warm and fuzzies. Heterosexual life partners — onscreen and off — Zach Braff and Donald...
View ArticleBlood, Sweat & Heels Recap: The Day the Theatre Cried
Hi Trashmii! It’s another week of backstabbing, side eye and shade on Blood, Sweat & Heels. Melyssa is still busy giving her director an ulcer. She doesn’t understand stage direction, or that maybe...
View ArticleDWTS Recap: Remember the Time
Hi, Trashies! Sorry I didn’t get to respond to your comments for the last recap. I like to interact with all of you, but it was a crazy week. Anyway, this week, it’s the famous “Most Memorable Year”...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Making Up in Manila
Last week, the girls minus NeNe went to the Philippines. NeNe stayed behind and horrified the Cinderella director with her lack of preparation and skill. Phaedra opened up to Claudia but declined...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians — No Retreat
Hello K-fans — let’s get right to the recap, shall we? This episode is padded with a lot of nonsense, so I’ve added a bunch of extra ASS shots! We open with Kim telling Kourtney how Bruce wears his...
View ArticleMinicap: Real Housewives of New York
Hi Trashies! Hollahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I am so excited that these crazy New York bitches are back, and that I get to recap this season. I literally threw myself a Turtle Time-style party to celebrate. It’s...
View ArticleRHOBH Reunion Part 2: Burning Hag
Welcome back to this Spring’s Festival of Hags With Rubber Faces Yelling At Each Other For No Reason, or as we like to call it: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 2: Burning Hag! Let’s...
View ArticleMinicap: Newlyweds the First Year: Babies
Well, this season is a roller coaster, isn’t it?? This week Toi’s son graduates from Howard University and everyone is super proud, as they should be. The absent son also comes to celebrate with...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep 14 Minicap: City of Deception
Hello Trashellinas! Last week, the moms dressed ugly while the kids acted uglier. Holly modeled a hat straight from the original Stepford Wives. Mackenzie spent most of her time backstage, leading...
View ArticleSouthern Charm Recap: SHITney Happens
Hi y’all. Ready for week 4? No? Me either. First off, I really am glad that you got my obscure Dirk Diggler and David references! Bratty McPants, you can be my friend anytime, mainly because I wish I...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – Full Steam Ahead
We’re so close to the end I can practically taste it folks, which is bittersweet in so many ways. I’ve even been having dreams about this show which goes to show I am currently WAAAAY too emotionally...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Bravo Podcast #174: Return of RHONY OKAAAY?
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender Podcast) are here with our first episode of the week. We talk the return of Real Housewives of New York and then laugh our asses trying to...
View ArticleThe Voice Season 8: The Playoffs Night 2 & Results Show
We start with a Sia performance, which basically means we stare at a blonde wig. I think she must have severe stage fright. I think I read an interview where she talked about just wanting to write the...
View ArticleMinicap: Survivor
Good evening, my lovely Trash Talkers! I hope you had a good hump day. Tonight’s Survivor maintained the momentum of last week’s fantastic episode as the tribe struggled to maintain its alliances after...
View ArticleNewlyweds Recap: Everyone’s in a damn rush
Previously, Kirk’s Laura has a clock that’s ticking but Kirk refuses to hear it, Sam’s Laura is worried about Sam dying on the honeymoon because there’s no will drawn up yet, Toi has the best husband...
View ArticleDrag Race Recap: Death Becomes Merle
Welcome Back, Trashcans! What’d you think about this week? Looks like humanizing the queens is still the priority as we draw closer and closer to the finale. After MKD’s Elimination, everyone gets on...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kimye, Suge Knight, Mischa Barton, Tom Cruise, Rob Kardashian
TMZ — Kim Kardashian, Kanye West: Prisoner Sues To Keep “Those People” Out Of Florida Oh, Florida, of course, you would be involved in this nonsense. While, many of us would be much happier in a...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Melbourne Recap: The Tempest
G’Day Trashmates! I have some incredibly exciting news for you. It may not surprise you to know that in order to slap these puppies up on time for you greedy, greedy American pigs to read night-of,...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New York Recap: Cry Me A River
Hello and Hollah to you, dear Trashies! My fake name is LemonOut and I will be recapping this season of Real Housewives of New York. I have been watching this show since the first season, so this is a...
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