Southern Charm Recap: Shep-enfreude
Toodles guys! MissKitty here to usher in week 5 of our favorite Charlestonians. Sometimes I feel like THIS When I have to recap this shit storm, but then I read comments from Trashmiis like Aunt...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Sofia Vergara, Donald Sterling, Tori Spelling, Kim Richards,...
Radar Online – Sofia Vergara’s Ex Sues Her Over Embryos Sofia Vergara’s ex, Nick Loeb, wants Sofia’ unborn almost babies. During their relationship, they had her eggs fertilized and frozen. And now he...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – And The Winner Is…
It’s the finale! We made it! It seems like just yesterday we were meeting Logan (I just picked this up a minute ago and now I’m a total savant), Emily (I’m 18, you would think that’s going to be...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: On the Road
Welcome back to K-land, where the closets have chandeliers and 2,000 pair of shoes … We open the episode at the hospital after Kim’s surgery. Again, where the hell is Kanye? The doctor reports that he...
View ArticleBlood, Sweat & Heels Recap: Oh, For the Love of Peen!
Hello, lovers of all things trash. Apologies for the lateness of this recap. Things have been crazy like Mica at work this week. Onto the drama! It’s the day after the back alley abortion that was...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Blake Lively, Kim Kardashian, Chris Hemsworth, Sizzler, Mary...
E! Online — Calm Down, Internet: Blake Lively Does Not Rub Truffles On Her Nipples Yeah, calm down, internet. NOT. Please, nobody cares about what Blake Lively is up to except Blake Lively and all five...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Bravo Podcast #176 and #177: Twitch Tornado!
Welcome back to the Watch What Crappens Podcast! Here are this weeks two episodes. What? You don’t need three and a half hours of two locos ranting about Bravo? Don’t lie to yourself. Take a long drive...
View ArticleMillion Dollar Listing New York Season Recap: Big Boys Don’t Drive
Howdy Trashmii! Ari Safari here. It’s that time of year again, for real estate porn and hot celebrity brokers having little squabbles in the Big City. I’ll be your recapper for Million Dollar...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: “I Have No Idea What Is Going On.”
Hello Trashistas! Are you all pumped tomorrow is Friday? Me too! I’m looking forward to putting this awful week behind me. Nutshell: My mom was admitted to ICU with pneumonia on Monday. She’s...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Cheek to Chyka
G’Day Trashmates! Are you ready to dive into like, literally, the best episode of the entire season? No? I don’t care. I’m doin it you’re doin it it’s fun we’re all doin it. Previously on the Real Sex...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Gwyneth Paltrow, Olsen Twins, Jemima Kirke, Kim Richards,...
TMZ — Gwyneth Paltrow — The Chicken Made Me Do It! Fails at Being Poor OF COURSE, ol’ steamer vadge couldn’t hack it on the food stamp challenge. She blew half her budget on fucking limes! Touching the...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New York Recap: Brunch is a Four Letter Word
Hi Trashies! Pack your bags, and your baggage, because we are heading to the Hamptons. I feel like the best way to follow up an episode about not having a house is an episode that is all about houses....
View ArticleBotched: The Doctors are Back In
Welcome to my first official recap! I am LikeaLady- your standard nerd obsessed with reality television. I’m not-so-secretly thrilled to be covering Botched this season. This is a subtle gem of a...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset: In The Land of Leggings
Welcome to another week with the Shahs of Sunset. Mike and Jess are celebrating their engagement…with Sherv? How many scenes before I make opening credits? So now that the non-cast member is the only...
View ArticleMad Men Recap: Cherchez la Femme
Hey y’all. Sorry for the delay. I am recovering from a trip to New Orleans, where after four days even Don Draper’d be like “dude, I just want a water.” Previously: Our long national Don and Megan...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep 15 Recap: Poison
Hello Trashellinas! Hopefully everyone’s had a chance by now to check out last week’s ep. So we are going to head straight to the latest. Back into the Land of Delusion we go. What is it about L.A?...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Teen Mom, Kylie Jenner, Miley Cyrus, Bobby Flay, Coco
TMZ — Teen Mom Mackenzie McKee – Marriage, and Ring in the Toilet. This marriage just hit the toilet bowl like a prom night dumpster baby. I think the most shocking thing about this story is that the...
View ArticleMinicap: Keeping Up with the Kardashians — Don’t Panic!
Don’t Panic K-fans — another episode of this krazy klan has just been shown! The photo above shows the true KardASSians — don’t you think? In a nutshell, here’s what happens this week: Kourtney...
View ArticleThe Royals Season 1 Episode 6 Recap: The 8 Miles High Club
Bienvenue, my Royal Trashie Vacay Buddies! This week, we are off to Monaco with Prince Liam and the gang, for much needed R&R from all the hard work of bedding down various hos while accepting...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Atlanta’s Last Twirl
Last week, Kenya worked on her pilot. Phaedra had an event that was supposed to inspire young men but it just gave them a head start on learning how to tune out women as NeNe and Claudia cackled in the...
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