The Voice Season 8- Top 10
Mark Ronson is here to be a mentor. Didn’t his sister date Lindsay Lohan? Anyway…. I think he’s just helping Christina. Some dude is helping Blake. Dave Stewart is helping Adam and he’s written a crazy...
View ArticleBlood, Sweat & Heels Recap: Keep Your Backdoor Options Open
It’s Fashion Week! Daisy is doing fashion-y things backstage and explaining to those people that live under a rock what New York Fashion Week is. Geneva has her journalist beret on (so we know she...
View ArticleGame of Thrones Recap: YOU’RE NOT MY MOM
Previously on Game of Thrones.. read my recaps, you lazy bitch. Braavos We open on a very welcome vision: Last time we saw Arya, she had left the side of the dying Hound – refusing to grant him a...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kylie Jenner, Ben Affleck, Full House, Kris Jenner, Megan Fox
E! Online — Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge Produces Terrifying Results — Teens, This is Not the Way to Plump Your Pout Yikes! Oh, kids. There are these things that you can buy at the drugstore called lip...
View ArticleAmazing Race Recap: Out of Africa
Hello Trashistas! Thank you so much for your patience on this very late recap of last Friday’s two-hour Amazing Race. As I mentioned in the comments for last week’s recap, my mom was, and still is, in...
View ArticleThe Voice Season 8: Top 10 Results
My stupid DVR messed up so I missed the first 15 minutes. My friend informs me that Pharrell sang with his team. And….. CORY IS SAFE! (Team Blake) KORYN IS SAFE! (Team Pharrell) THANK GOD! We find out...
View ArticleDrag Race Recap – Conjoined Queens
Welcome Back, Trashcans! Sorry I only gave you a shortie last week. I was mired in taxes and other life events that took me away for a moment. But I’m back! And last night’s episode was the best in a...
View ArticleTeen Mom OG: Gary the Hairy Fairy
Previously: Everyone is pregnant except Amber. AMBER: She tells her brother that Kristina is pregnant. She feels like there is a death. Hold up, when Gary calls Amber it pops up as “Gary the Hairy...
View ArticleMinicap: Real Housewives of New York
Hi Trashies! Can I get a holla? This week we wrapped up the trip to the Hamptons and headed back to New York City. I give this episode a pretty solid “meh”. It was a little dull at times, and kind of...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep 16 Minicap: Plastic
Hello Trashellinas! I cannot believe we are on episode 16. Meaning it’s a miracle we’ve hung in this long. It’s been something of a draining journey at times and we have several cast members to thank...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Sherri Shepard, Muppets, Kim Richards, Olson Twins, Sandra...
People – Judge Rules Sherri Shepard’s Baby is Legally Her Baby This story is actually gross. Sherri’s ex went to court to get Sherri’s name put on their 8-month-old baby’s birth certificate because up...
View ArticleMad Men Recap: Future Tense
Hello again, Trashies, long time, no see. FINALLY a decent episode, so let’s get right to it, shall we? Previously: Peggy yelled at Mathis to stop acting like a secretary – probably the worst insult...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians – Don’t Panic!!
Hello again K-fans! Sorry for the late posting — life got in the way. So let’s get right to it, shall we? First off, the requisite shot of all the girls eating big salads: The girls are all talking...
View ArticleDWTS Recap: Spring Broken
Greetings, Trashies. Sorry this is a bit late. Life, you know? Anyway, we’re back with another week of Dancing With the Stars. Last week, as expected we said goodbye to Suzanne and Tony. I was getting...
View ArticleMillion Dollar Listing New York Season 4 Episode 2: The Big Applesauce
Hi Trashies! Here we are at week 2 of Million Dollar Listing New York, as we continue to follow our three intrepid young bucks into the world of high-stakes real estate deals in the City that Never...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: 50 Shades, Lady Gaga, Mila Kunis, The Avengers
Celebitchy — E.L. James’ Husband Niall Leonard Will Adapt 50 Shades Darker Script E.L. James has totally Christian Grey’d Universal. First, she ran Sam Taylor-Johnson off — fare thee well, Sam. You...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: It’s Better to Give than to Receive
Hello Trasharitas! How is everyone? Good? Excellent, same here! Some of our castaways really let their asshole flowers bloom during last night’s episode, and I’m fixin’ to recap the whole dirty mess...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Bravo Podcast: #178, #179 and Bonus!
Here are the Watch What Crappens Bravo Podcast episodes for the week!! Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are here to talk Real Housewives of Atlanta’s season finale. Then it’s...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Mama Lydia of Manila
G’day Trashmates! Welcome back to the Philippines, where we’re in the midst of learning some valuable Housewife rules of order. One is: we always fight on vacation. The other: never, ever bring a...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset: Ye Olde Truth Telling Machine
Another week of Shahs of Sunset and another week of wishing I was dining at one of their houses right now. Today, it’s Asa’s where she’s preparing some predictably amazing looking spread. “Oh, just a...
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