GoT Thrones?: A Game of Thrones Podcast #1 & 2!
Hey Y’all!!! Remember me? It’s Alejandra! I used to recap bitches on Bravo, but my first love was and always will be, sci-fi/fantasy. However, the shows I like tend to be hard to recap considering...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: O.J. Simpson, Nash Grier, Olsen Twins, Alexis Bellino, Adam...
Radar Online – Nation’s Fame Snake Starts Eating Self. Are you tired of seeing the same old hags on E! and Bravo? Would you rather have to tune into FX to catch them? Is there not enough script in your...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep 16 Recap: Dollars and Dreams
Hello Trashellinas! Yet another episode has come and gone. Only this time, we have souvenirs from this ep to take with us. Yep, the video shoots have finally aired! What was it worth all of the...
View ArticleSouthern Charm Recap: Going To the Dogs
Howdy Southern Charm fans! Let me first apologize for the tardy recap; the company I use to get my videos from—I will refer to it as Shmamashmon—didn’t make this episode available for me to download...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New York Recap: Just Lunches and Brunches and Booze
Hello Trashies! Before we start this recap, I just want to let you know that if you are curled up reading this with warm milk, or Sleepy Time tea, the combination of that + this episode could actually...
View ArticleBotched: Feel the Boobs
Welcome back to Week 2 of Botched: Maybe We Will Fix You. I apologize for the extreme tardiness of this recap, but my professors have been unreasonable all week. How can I finish finals when I have...
View ArticleBotched: Bacon Bra
Welcome back!! I’m glad I’m not the only one sickly fascinated by this show. I apologize now for my recent discovery of a soft spot for Terry Dubrow, as detailed last week. I’m going to seek help and...
View ArticleThe Voice Season 8: Top 8 Perform and Results
We are to the 472nd episode of this season, or so it feels like. I am still shocked Cee-Lo is allowed to come back, but I’m excited about Gwen and Usher. Mostly, Usher, because he talks like some sexy...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: Russian Roulette
Hello Trash Talkers! We’re so close to Friday. Last night’s Survivor was certainly interesting, so let’s get started! Previously: sWill showed us his “generous” side when he lobbed vicious personal...
View ArticleTeen Mom OG: The Righteousness of Maci
Previously: Gary is gross. FARRAH: Farrah’s friend Paola comes over and they all paint. Sophia says that she broke up with her boyfriend Tristan and she hates him. Farrah says, they do NOT say that...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset: More Truth
Time to check in with the Shahs of Sunset. The non-stop thrills come right at us. Reza is on a diet. He has lost ten pounds. Reza’s mom wants them to get married in LA. Reza doesn’t want to do that....
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: NFL Draft, Teresa Giudice, Tim McGraw, Reese Witherspoon, 50...
E! – Roger Goodell makes a Travolta-like fumble. Fresh off the heals of just a sterling PR season, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell mispronounced the name of the SECOND GOT DAMN pick in last night’s NFL...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New York Recap: The Old and The Furious
This episode was weird. There are too many people on this show! I didn’t get enough time with my favorite crazies because some of the “normal” ladies complained and wanted their fifteen minutes. I am...
View ArticleCurvy Brides Recap: Not Another Wedding Dress Show
Woo! That’s right, lovely readers. I’m back. I know I was supposed to be back earlier recapping Younger but I still haven’t even watched the first episode… and look, it’s gotten picked up for season 2!...
View ArticleCurvy Brides Recap: It’s Whitney, Witch
Hey, Trashmi. Long time no see. Just kidding. So apparently, I have to recap two half hour episodes a week? What bull shit is this? I blame Galavant. Like me with this recap, Yuneisia shows up to work...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Episode 17 Recap: Shooting Star
Hello Trashellinas and cheers for part 2 of the weekend! Last week, Kendall and Nia had their video shoots. Jill was thrilled about Kendall’s, until Holly bragged a little too much about Nia’s....
View ArticleThe Royals Season 1 Episode 8 Recap: Ye Royal Blood Test
Howdy, Royal Trash Regents! We are nearing the end of the season. With only two episodes left, and with about a quarter of the cast in attendance, things are finally starting to heat up. As we open,...
View ArticlePenny Dreadful Recap: More Things That Go Bump In the Night
Welcome back for season 2 of “Penny Dreadful” my little Trashelehs. As this is a Showtime show, I fully expect it to go straight to hell and suck balls but I’m here for you. I got your backs. It’s...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Mama June, Madonna, Royal Baby, Brandi Glanville, Mickey Rourke
TMZ — Mama June: “I’m a Strip Club Superstar Now!” This seems like a counterintuitive move to me. I thought that sleazy dudes with boners were the bread and butter of a strip club, so how does inviting...
View ArticleMinicap: Keeping Up with the Kardashians — Buggy Boo
Buggy Boo? Hello K-fans! I have to say this is the stupidest title for the episode. Really? Buggy Boo? Because the Klan goes dune-buggying? Because Kourtney has her baby boy? What does it mean?...
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