RHOA Recap: Season 7 Reunion Part 2
One. More, Episode. Look, the season had its highlights but this has gone on too long, gotten too negative and not enough has been explained e.g. why was Demetria bound and gagged with Bun in the...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Botched, Kylie & Kendall, Duck Dynasty, Rihanna, Sarah...
E! Online — Botched Patient Smashes Open a Watermelon With Her Extremely Large and Strong Boobs Large melons (see what I did there?) and bra salesladies cry when this woman’s giant, silicon hydra’s...
View ArticleDrag Race – Violet’s Revenge
Welcome back, Trashcans! We have a Top 5! I’m going to lead with a rant. Ginger should have gone home last night. She bombed the challenge and the runway look, and her swiffer moves during the lip-sync...
View ArticleAmazing Race Recap: The Mamas and the Papas
Hellooooo, Trash Talkers! I know this recap is late again. I’m in the midst of a work conference in New Orleans, and I’m bringing you this recap straight from the CBD. With room service. The problem is...
View ArticleGoT Thrones Episode 4 – RIP, Pop-Pop
Join Alejandra and special guest host, stand up comedian Jodi Miller (follow her on Twitter @JodiMillerComic) as they discuss Jaime’s journey to get his balls back, Melisandre’s magical Brazilian,...
View ArticleGame of Thrones Recap: Snakebite
A wee boat Oh you know, I’m just a lowly man going about my business, waking up at before the sun to get on the boat and spend all day in the blistering sun and getting all crusty with salt so I can...
View ArticleSouthern Charm Recap: Dela-where The Magic Doesn’t Happen
Hiiiiii (said in the tired man/smoker’s voice of Kristen from Vanderpump Rules combined with Snuffleupagus). If I write nonsense and pick up a completely different thread of thought, it’s only because...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep18 Minicap: Liar, Liar
Hello Trashellinas! Seems like the moms and Abby have topped themselves in the lie department again. This entire episode was one confusing mess of shizz. This is one of the few times I questioned if...
View ArticlePsychic Matchmaker: Intro to Psychos
Hello Trashtalkers! It was premiere week of TLC’s new show, Psychic Matchmaker. We were treated to a double dose of Deborah Graham. And holy shit this woman loves dangly earrings and patterned tunics!...
View ArticleTeen Mom OG: Never go to Betty’s
Previously: Maci threw a fit. Amber finds a creeper. Farrah has a Simon. Cate gives birth to Nova! AMBER: Leah asks the creeper where he’s from and he says Boston. Leah says that he should marry mommy....
View ArticleThe Voice Season 8: The Top 6 Performances & Results
Last week, my recaps were late because the twins I nanny are getting heavier and I strained the muscles in my arm. This week, I caught the plague and if I try to speak my throat feels like hot lava....
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Amber Marchese, Kylie Jenner, Lindsey Vonn, RHONJ, Lindsay Lohan
People – Amber Marchese’s Cancer Returns Decent people everywhere… ask who she is… before feeling ultimately sorry for the terrible predicament she has once again found herself in. I, however, could...
View ArticleDWTS Recap: Three to Tango
Greetings, Trashies. So, first up, here’s my take on the the 10th anniversary special. Here’s my train of thought watching this: – Yay! Patti is here! I wonder how pissed she is at having to sing with...
View ArticleSurvivor Minicap
Why, hellooooo, my wonderful Trasharitas! I hope you’re all doing well. I returned today from yet another trip to New Orleans (my fourth this year). This time, however, it was for business. Pro tip:...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians: Buggy Boo
Welcome back K-fans! We open the episode at Khloe’s house – Scott and Mason and Penelope are there. Kourtney has been hibernating at her home with the new baby (Buggy Boo?) Good thing I’m cute cuz my...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Terrence Howard, Adam Levine, Kylie Jenner
Celebitchy — Kit Harington: “Sometimes It Feels Like I’m a Beautiful Sunrise…Or a Dying Dog” Talk emo to me, Jon Snow. Once again, Kit is channeling his inner 13 year-old girl, and is feeling all the...
View ArticleMad Men Recap: On the Road Again
Hello Trashies. This episode really pissed me off the first time I watched it, but then I watched it again and grudgingly decided maybe it wasn’t so bad. Of course the Diana nonsense is annoying, but...
View ArticleBlood, Sweat and Heels Recap: Afghani Parents Just Don’t Understand
Mica is getting ready for her make-up lunch with Dullmetria. Daisy calls and is shocked that Mica is going to haul her ass over to Brooklyn to break bread with everyone’s favorite snooty fart sniffer....
View ArticleBotched: Leeches, One Tactless Doctor, His Friend, and Two Huge Cans
Welcome back, gentle viewers. Last week, this show was a normal level of nuts. This week they are going for broke (or lawsuit). We open with Dwight. He has fucked up his nose (his words, not mine. I...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens #182, #183 & AVENGERS!
Another laugh filled week on the Watch What Crappens Bravo Podcast! In the first episode, Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam talk trash about Real Housewives of Melbourne, Real...
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