Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: Arty and the Teen Hos
Hello Trashies! It’s time for another episode of Million Dollar Listing New York. This week, two of our three Big City brokers collide for an explosive confrontation, sort of! How kind of exciting! We...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Bradley Cooper, Jessa Duggar, Kenya Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Mel...
Defamer – Bradley Cooper is a beautiful young lady. Bradley Cooper recently dined at Sardi’s, a New York institution that is so proud of your little art project they’re going to put it right up here!...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: But It’s My Birthdaaaaaaay!
Hello Trash Talkers! Happy Friday, too! It’s been a long week, and I’m ready for the weekend. Let’s dive into Wednesday night’s episode of Survivor, shall we? Previously, Tex thoroughly fucked with the...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New York Recap: Did Anyone Order a John Sandwich?
Holla Trashies! This recap landed between two short trips that I had scheduled, so it is a little brief. But I love you Trashies more than a night down at Klub Kougar, and I promise to be back next...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Stallions on the Loose
G’Day Trashies! Welcome back to another episode of Bravo’s Basement Baby, The Real Housewives of Melbourne. Before we begin, allow me to apologize for my woefully negligent recapping of late, as – like...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Midseason Finale Pt 2: The WTF Finale
Hello Trashellinas and Happy Mother’s Day! In honor of you mothers out there, I am going to attempt to do the impossible. I am going to try turn this ep into this. When it was really more like this. I...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Tyga, Lena Dunham, Disneyland, Pamela Anderson, One Direction
Celebitchy — Tyga’s Grandma Loves Kylie Jenner and the “Well-Educated” Kardashian Klan Isn’t dementia sad? Senility is the only excuse that Tyga’s grandma has for not only sanctioning statutory rape,...
View ArticleMiniCap: Penny Dreadful
We’re back and, clearly, they’re upping the “some things once seen cannot be unseen” factor. And I’m not (just) talking about the creepiest love triangle in ever. No, I mean WTF is going on with Madame...
View ArticleThe Royals Season 1 Episode 9 Recap: Here’s Your Royal DNA, Bastards!
Greetings, Acting Trashies-in-Law, here were are for the penultimate episode of The Royals. Only one more episode to go, we’re sad to say, but thankfully, we were renewed for a second season back...
View ArticlePsychic Matchmaker: Print-cess Crazy Eyes
Hello Trashtalkers! Happy Mother’s Day!! This week we were treated to two new episodes of Psychic Matchmaker. Deborah is back in Delray Beach, meeting with lonely women and chasing men all around...
View ArticleMinicap: Keeping Up with the Kardashians — Lip Service
Hello again K-fans! Wow — this episode had more filler than Kylie’s lips!! The main storylines: Kylie has plumped up her lips but doesn’t want to own up to the public about it. Kim has ANOTHER nude...
View ArticleAmazing Race Recap: Peruvian Surf ‘n Turf
Hello Trash Talkers! I hope you had an excellent weekend. Mine was strangely productive. I even washed my car and unclogged two drains. TMI, I know. So, let’s catch up with our amazing racers!...
View ArticleGoT Thrones? Episode 5 – All Men Must Fry
Johnny makes his triumphant return after sitting Shiva for Ser Barristan, and he and Alejandra dive right into such trenchant topics as, “Big Brother: The Vale of Arryn Edition,” why one NEVER goes...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Madonna, Emilia Clarke, Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Stodden, CSI
Celebitchy — Madge Snarkily Rebuffs Marilyn Manson’s Gracious Offer To “Fornicate” There is a prophecy that says if an aging Goth clown makes the beast with two backs with an aging pop star with veiny...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Reunion Part 3
We pick up where RHOA always leaves off: NeNe is yelling like a more masculine drill sergeant. She’s still insisting that she never flirted with Peter. He says that nothing inappropriate happened with...
View ArticleGame of Thrones Recap: Stone Sober
Previously on Game of Thrones.. – Old blind Maester Aemon at the Wall is actually Aemon Targaeryn; he was the heir to the Iron Throne, but refused it, paving the way for the Mad King and thus ruining...
View ArticleBlood, Sweat and Heels Recap: Bounce’em, Greg-O
Hi Trashmii, welcome to another week of NYC shenanigans. Let’s get into this week’s episode, but quietly because we don’t want to upset Greg. Montage of the ladies at their “day jobs.” All that was...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Bravo Podcast #184: Happy It’s My Mother’s Fault Day!
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) have a lot of drama to laugh at this week. NeNe’s “emotional breakthrough” on the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Daisy’s cancer pill drug deal...
View ArticleTeen Mom OG: Selling Your Dignity
Previously: Farrah came back with a Simon. Maci quit and then came back without a Bentley. Amber got engaged to a creeper. Cate is enjoying life with a newborn. CATELYNN: They are packing to go to NYC...
View ArticleCurvy Brides Recap: Mommie Dearest
Hello my little turtle doves, I’m just going to be honest with you. I haven’t really been in the fucking mood to write Curvy Brides recaps. There I said it. F-bomb dropped in the second sentence of a...
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