Mad Men Recap: Bye, Bye Birdie
Hello Trashies. Well, this week’s ep was quite the kick in the balls, was it not? Jesus. Previously: Don walked out of a meeting and didn’t return; Trudy whined about having no friends and being the...
View ArticleDrag Race – Hello Kitty! Goodbye Katya!
So here we are, closing in on the final three. The last couple of episodes have been the best of the season, which isn’t saying much, but I legitimately thought the last two episodes were good. I’ve...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Lindsay Lohan, Diego Luna, Taylor Swift
First, I apologize for the truncated Celeb report. Finals have at last ended, as of two hours ago. Until next week, I’ll be catching up on every reality show ever. TMZ – Lindsay Lohan Learned to...
View ArticleDWTS Recap: Semi-Finals
Hi, Trashies! Are you ready for the semi-finals? Are you feeling as “meh” about it as I am? Seriously, this has been a really underwhelming season. I can’t think of anyone I’m actively rooting for....
View ArticleSouthern Charm Recap: Dr. Heckle and Mr. Deride
Hello. MissKitty here to usher in week 9 of Southern Charm, or as the Bravo formula has it “going on vacation so some shit can go down.” I am happy to report that the new puppy has settled in nicely...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians — Lip Service
Welcome back K-fans. Let’s get to it … the episode with more filler than Kylie’s lips! We open with Kim and Scott having dinner at a place called “Something Fishy.” Scott tells Kim that he’s on the...
View ArticleMillion Dollar Listing New York Season 4 Episode 5 Recap: A Room With a View
Hello Trashies! As we begin this episode of Million Dollar Listing New York, Fredrik is going for it in a bid to appropriate Emilia’s eggs and beat Ryan to the baby-making punch. Ryan is dealing with a...
View ArticleSurvivor Minicap
Hello lovlies! Happy Survivor Day! Holy SHIT, this was a great episode. I have the biggest grin on my face, and only half of it is from the delicious pinot noir I’ve been drinking. Tonight’s episode,...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Bravo Podcast #185: Bravo Vacation w/ Molly McAleer
Internet superstar and all-around fun person Molly McAleer (“The Alcoholic Bitch Who Ruined Your Life”) joins Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender podcast) to talk...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: “A Reward That Will Fix Wishin’?!?!”
Hello Trash Talkers! Today was AMAZING. I woke up with a smile on my face and a spring in my step. Why? Well, because the penultimate episode of Survivor was so fantastic that for once it made me...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kim Richards, Bill Cosby, Courtney Stodden, B.B. King, OJ...
TMZ – Kim Richards faces jail time. Allow me to borrow a page from Ronnie Karam and moan out for our lovable idiot Twiiiiiiitch! Word is she might become the second Real Housewife to spend some Real...
View ArticleBotched: Misplaced Boobs
Welcome back to Botched, where our intrepid doctors might fix you and make you beautiful, but will definitely mock you. I’m already starting to get burned out on the patients on this show, but Terry...
View ArticlePenny Dreadful Recap: I Am Undone
Hello, again! One down, nine to go, and unlike some other shows I’ve recapped Boardwalk Empire, with all the major, and minor, characters well established, they jumped right into the action. Looking...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Mid-Season Reunion: Poor Me, Pour Me Another
Hello Trashellinas! My apologies for this being late. I think everyone knows what is up but that doesn’t mean YOU ALL are not number one on my list of VIP’s! I promise I was not thinking of myself...
View Article“I Guess I Should Have Been More of a Jerk”: A Recap of Dan Foley’s Ponderosa...
Hello Trash Talkers! Welcome to this Very Special Bonus Recap of Manboobs’ Ponderosa video. Itchy asked if I’d recap it, and well, what can I say? Like Manboobs, I’m generous to a fault. Let’s begin...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Old Dogs, Cheap Tricks
G’day Trashmates! Welcome to the last leg of our reality trek through the Treacherous Bush, as we’ve finally arrived at the season finale of the Real Housewallabies of Porpoise Spit. If I were as naïve...
View ArticleCurvy Brides Recap: Sample Sale Fever
Jesus Christ! I’m three recaps behind and they throw a sample sale recap at me? TLC still refuses to put the episodes online and this was more of a headache to recap than usual. Yuneisia gets it. Pink...
View ArticleAmazing Race Finale Recap: Time to Giddyup in the Big D, Y’all!
Hello Trashistas! I hope you are all enjoying your Sunday. It’s been a pretty relaxing weekend at Chez CMint, which is how I like it. So, Friday evening marked the finale of Season 26 of The Amazing...
View ArticleMinicap: Penny Dreadful
Hey party people! This week’s minicap is a short one since it’s almost all Vanessa almost all the time. Which blessedly means no Caliban. And even more blessedly it means PATTI MOTHERFUCKING LUPONE!...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Mama June, FKA Twigs, Taylor Swift, Game of Thrones, Giuliana...
TMZ — Mama June – Stripper??? We Hardly Knew Her!!! WARNING: Clip and photos may cause uncontrollable vomiting and inability to feel sexually aroused ever again. Just when you thought the grossest...
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