Minicap: Keeping Up with the Kardashians — About Bruce
Hello K-fans, and well, er, Bruce fans –?? This two-part episode is proving to be very tedious to watch … everyone is crying and there are lots of hurt feelings. It seems everyone in the family...
View ArticleThe Royals Season Finale Recap: Who are THEY, Anyway?
Greetings, Royal ex-Bastards in Waiting! The season finale was dynamite, wasn’t it? REALLY good. Before we begin, gather round and let me tell you a little story about my very first writing job here at...
View ArticleBlood, Sweat and Heels Recap: Hampton’s House of Horror
Hi Trashmii! Bust out your onesie pajamas and simmering resentments because we are heading to the Hamptons. It’s the day after the drama at the book launch. Dullmetria has caught a cold and Greg is...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Jaden Smith, Good Wife, Australian Spider Rain, Miley Cyrus,...
Celebitchy – Jaden Smith Wore a Caped Superhero Outfit When He Went to Prom What else would Twitter Poet Laureate and student of the school of life (because school is for people who don’t have giant...
View ArticleGame of Thrones: White Wedding
BLARRGHH. So every season, after a half dozen episodes or so, I start wondering why I agreed to recap this show. When the show is at its best, it is enjoyable to watch, funny on its own account, and...
View ArticleDance Moms Aussie Special Pt 1 Minicap: Lost
Hello Trashellinas! After last week’s horrific reunion, this ep was actually somewhat enjoyable. Why? We are in Australia, where Abby is not exactly a favorite in the dance community. A round of...
View ArticleDWTS Recap: The Finals…Finally
Hi, Trashies. It’s the finals at last! So, buckle up, because there is a whole lot of fluff before we find out who our winner is. So, here we go! First up, it’s Noah and Sharna recreating their...
View ArticleDrag Race – #TeamAnyoneButGinger
My Dearest Trashlings, If Ginger wins, I’m going to explode. I just returned from the City of Angels where I was refused entry into Drag Con for writing these recaps. I mean officially they said it was...
View ArticleSouthern Charm Recap: Let the Shaming Begin!
Hi guys. We’re almost at the end of our Southern Charm journey, and this episode was as sour and bitter as an unripe crabapple. Good lord this was a dismal episode. First off I wanted to thank all of...
View ArticleMad Men Recap: All Coked Up
Hello Trashaholics. The day I’ve been both looking forward to and dreading is upon us. What will become of our Mad Men? Will their endings be happy, or will we all be pissed off? Will Don find...
View ArticleReal Housewives Of New York Recap: Family Matters: Urkel, The Clown’s, Revenge.
Hi, you fabulous Trashtalkers, you! Hepburn here. Just like Bethenny, this bitch is back. Word on the street is that LemonOut got a job that pays and everything. Congrats, you funny shit-talker, you!...
View ArticleThe Bachelorette: Two For One Special
Hi, Trashies! It’s the time of year when we truly put the “trash” in “trash talk.” That’s right, it’s time for The Bachelorette! Well, I guess it’s The Bachelorettes tonight. An epic battle of...
View ArticleMillion Dollar Listing New York Recap: Ryan Pops a Question
Howdy Trashmii! This week the brokers are back in their own little worlds having nothing to do with each other — no egg skirmishes, no squabbles, not even a smirky little scuffle over luxury sports...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: J.K. Rowling, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Bachelorette, Ray Rice, Joe...
E! Online — J.K. Rowling Has Hilarious Reaction to Seeing Sexy Photos of Matthew Lewis, Harry Potter’s Neville Longbottom Looks like Neville isn’t a true Gryffindor after all judging by the Slytherin...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Don’t Be Yourself, Son, You’re a Dick
There’s a slow panning around a darkened room, using the low down ‘Evil Dead’ camera position. Ominous and suspenseful music plays. Its not the latest Resident Evil, Masterchef is back! Get more...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians: About Bruce (Part 1 and 2)
Hello K-fans. Welcome back! Before we get started, I wanted to express my sincere hope that anything I write in this space will not be construed as being offensive to the transgender community, or...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #186, 187 and Bonus!
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are joined by super hilarious Heather McDonald (Chelsea Lately) to talk smack about the Real Housewives of New York. Then Heather’s off to...
View ArticleSurvivor Finale and Reunion Recap: “Who’s Ready for Some Love?”
Hellllooooo Trash Talkers! How are you all? Are you ready for a super-mega-sized Survivor recap? My god, this was THREE HOURS, but really all of it was quite entertaining. This is gonna be loooooong,...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Josh Duggar, Mama June, Bon Jovi, North West, Gilmore Girls
InTouch – Somethin’ in the Buttermilk Ain’t Clean. It’s time to collect on that bet you made in 2008, as Josh Duggar, the eldest of the Duggar brood and outspoken “traditional family” activist,...
View ArticlePenny Dreadful Recap: Witch Hunt
Hey there, Trashmii. This week we take a break from plot development to go in the way back machine to learn a new time and place where Vanessa got messed up. And it’s a humdinger. But first, previously...
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