Dance Moms Aussie Recap Pt.1: Bulletproof
Hello Trashellinas! Thanks to the holiday weekend, many of you will have a little extra time to snark. The villains of the show are in the spotlight once again for the worst case of bullying I’ve seen...
View ArticleBotched: Dolly and the Eggplant
Welcome back to Botched, kids. At this point in the season E! is running out of realistic patients churning out the good stuff. So here goes this week’s game of spot the sympathetic one, the crazy case...
View ArticleCurvy Brides Recap: Health and Fitness
Hello my darlings, I know I missed two episodes but this train just keeps chugging along so we’re already on episode 7. I don’t know what happened in those two episodes because they were deleted from...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Memorial Day Ex-TRASH-viganza!
Happy Memorial Day Weekend Trashies! We hope you and your loved ones are kicking off America’s sluttiest season in style, with hard drinks, soft bodies (nah, we’re not ready for this either), and...
View ArticleMinicap: Penny Dreadful
Hello and welcome back to a show that, by all rights, should not be half as good as it is: PENNY DREADFUL! Seriously, I love this show so much I want to call it George. As for the goings on at the...
View ArticleMinicap: Keeping Up with the Kardashians — Moons over Montana
You would think there would be room enough for ALL the Kardashians, their entourage, and even Malika in this place! Welcome back K-fans. The Kardashian Klan is off this week to a kid-family vacation...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Reunion, Paht 1
G’Day Trashmates, and welcome to the end of our bumpy, bronzer-streaked, vegemite-lined tour through the outback! We’re here to tackle Part One of the Real Harangued Cats of Melbourne’s Reunion, so tie...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kelly Rutherford, Katy Perry, B.B. King, AHS, The Duggars
TMZ – Kelly Rutherford wins custody of two children. … from a California court, only though, which is one of multiple obstacles in her three-year international battle for custody over 8-year-old son...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset: What Would The Persian Priestess Do?
Another week with the Shahs of Sunset and we start off with Reza who I have to say is looking much more slender. According to him, thanks to Asa’s magical powers, his construction project is now...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset: Trolley Dollies
Previously on Shahs of Sunset… UN-INVITED! So, let’s pick up with Reza and his Ginger Twink filling out the application for a marriage license. Reza tells us even though they’re having “intimacy...
View ArticleGame of Thrones: Believe the Skeptics
Previously on Game of Thrones… I was more excited about the new True Detective trailer than the actual episode. – Littlefinger and Lady Olenna teamed up in a sassy conspiracy to kill Joffrey – Cersei...
View ArticleSouthern Charm Recap: FINALLY. Uh. I Mean, Finale
Hey gang! Well, we’re here at the Southern Charm finale, or if this was the Real Housewives of Atlanta, midway through the season with 839 reunions and “Never Seen Before!” footage still to come. The...
View ArticleDance Moms Down Under Pt. 2 Minicap: Unbreakable
Hello Trashellinas! Can I tell you how much I enjoyed this episode? Of course, not nearly as much as the old days of the Blondetourage. That would be the seasons with Paige and Chloe. My standards for...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians: Moons over Montana
Welcome back K-fans! Are you ready for another rip-roaring episode in the lives of the Kardashian Klan? Let’s get to it. Kendall is complaining that her boobs are growing, and it hurts. Khloe...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: J.K. Rowling, Jim Bob Duggar, Robin Thicke, Lindsay Lohan
Perez – J.K. Rowling Slams Down Assholes There’s a reason why we bow down to this woman. She has been owning Twitter and has the most perfect responses to everything. I’m shocked Westboro Bapstists are...
View ArticleThe Bachelorette Recap: A “Comedy” Tonight
Hi, Trashies! It’s time to really get started on The Bachelorette. Last week, Kaitlyn was chosen over Britt by the men. However, Brady decided he wanted his 15 minutes of fame to see where things go...
View ArticleCurvy Brides Recap: Black Ducks, Yelling, and Jesus
Hello darlings, I know this recap is coming a little late. It took many attempts but I finally managed to email myself the photos from my phone… which I then still had to download and edit. TLC, stop...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New York Recap: Brought To You By Juvederm!
Hi, you fabulous Trashtalkers, you! Episode 8 was a really strange one– it was mostly filler with really odd minutiae thrown in – I expect we will see some fireworks next week when we get Ramoaner back...
View ArticleMasterchef MiniCap: It’s pie Jim, but not as we know it.
Hi Trashies A minicap, so I don’t end up rushing up the page breaks this time! Ten things we saw in Masterchef this week. 1. Christina Tosi is a still a Robot and unable to be happy or sad. Robo-Tosi...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Brad Pitt, Courtney Stodden, Tom Hardy, Guns N’ Roses, Kyle...
Celebitchy — Brad Pitt “Can’t Stand the Sight” of George Clooney, Their Wives Hate Each Other Too. OMG! Like, oh noes! I can’t believe Brad and George are no longer besties. Onscreen they were like the...
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