Million Dollar Listing New York Season 4 Episode 7 Recap: Ryan Locks Down His...
Hi Trashies! This is it — this is the big episode where Ryan proposes to Emilia! I didn’t know it would come so soon, or I wouldn’t have given him a proposal header with RD last week… whoops! Oh well,...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Bravo Podcast #189: Ramona’s a New Old Woman! Plus: Pimp...
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back to giggle their way through another long ass episode. Real Housewives of New York is on the menu, and of course, a loving tribute...
View ArticlePenny Dreadful Recap: Horror In All Its Horror
Hello again, Trashmii! After last week’s crazy-off between Eva Green and Patti Lupone, it’s time to get back into the swing of the main storyline. I know! Storyline? We don’t need no stinkin’...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Neverland Ranch, The Abbey, Kardashian Kids, Cruel Intentions...
People – Got $100M just sitting around? Then consider putting in an offer for the late Michael Jackson’s Neverland, which is now on the market as the newly christened Sycamore Valley Ranch. The...
View ArticleRich Kids of Beverly Hills Recap (Season 3, Episode 1)
Hi All, JellyNYC here to recap the terrible, awful, no good, very bad people that make up the cast of Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. Disclaimer: I have no frame of reference for this show, or its previous...
View ArticleDance Moms Australia Pt. 2 Recap: Throwing Shade
Hello Trashellinas! Can you believe it? We are FINALLY through with the first half of Season 5. It seems like years have passed since the first ep. Some very long, exhausting years. Last week, the...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: If you can’t murder it, its not cooking
Hi Trashies I did a straw poll of some friends who watch the show and so far newly minted Judge Tosi isn’t impressing. One did offer the opinion she’s almost his ideal woman, but that’s just rubbing...
View ArticleMinicap: Penny Dreadful
Hey Penny Dreadful fan(s?)! Looks like Showtime finally remembered they were Showtime and should have named this episode Everybody Must Get Boned! (Except Caliban, because he sucks and guilts every...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kim Kardashian, Meet Caitlyn Jenner, Dustin Diamond, Fifty...
Celebitchy — Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Are Expecting Their Second Child, Kim Confirms Start practicing your best camera ready look, fetus. The paparazzi are going to be camping out in front of...
View ArticleDrag Race – ValleGirl and Sermonette Explain It All!
Ok Trashlings, today is a special day! It’s the day of the finale! As a special lead up to the episode, my closest and most trusted friend ValleGirl and I drunk-skyped our way through last week’s recap...
View ArticleMinicap: Keeping Up with the Kardashians — In the Blink of an Eye
It’s-not-my-fault-it’s-not-my-fault-it’s-not-my-fault Welcome back K-fans. This is (finally!) the finale; but with that being said, there isn’t a whole lot going on. We get to see Bruce’s new house...
View ArticleDrag Race – Victory for Violet
So it turns out that Ru is Team Violet. We could have saved ourselves a lot of trouble if she’d have just named Violet the winner the first day. But I guess we wouldn’t value a winner if Ru didn’t drag...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Tom Hanks Douchebag Kid, Kim Kardashian, Shia Labeouf, Vince...
TMZ — Tom Hank’ Son Chet Haze – It’s My Right To Say the N-Word! There is nothing more delightful than an entitled trust fund kid who lacks the talent to interact with volleyballs and dance around on...
View ArticleBlood, Sweat and Heels Recap: How You Like Them Ebola Apples?
Welcome back, Trashmii! Bravo gave us a week off from all the petty bullshit for the Memorial Day Weekend. I attended a friend’s wedding in La Jolla, and it was full of all the joy that I’m sure...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #190: Riley’s First Stand
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back to laugh about the final Real Housewives of Melbourne (We’re freaking out, beeches!) and another episode of Kandi’s Ski Trip....
View ArticleGame of Thrones Recap: Fanfic
Alright, trashies. We are no longer in A Song of Ice and Fire. Now, we’re in a new story, created just for TV. In fact, we are pretty much witnessing the most expensive fanfiction of all time. Anyone...
View ArticleSouthern Charm Recap: Re-DISunion
Hi. It’s time for the Southern Charm reunion. What fun it is to gather around Andy Cohen looking like a bunch of anemic sickly people who don’t even warrant a warmly-lit set. And Bobblehead himself...
View ArticleThe Bachelorette Recap – Villains Gotta Vil
Hey Folks, I’m filling in for the amazing PopePhilly this week so I’ll do my best to keep this up to her standards. I typically watch the Bachelorette with a glass of wine and a game of candy crush...
View ArticleCurvy Brides Recap: Daddy’s Little Girl
Hello pigeons, Take a breath. This week’s father-themed episode was not timed to coincide with Father’s Day. It’s June 21. You still have time to find a gift. Even though it’s an impossible task. But...
View ArticleReal Housewives Of New York Recap: Back To The Berkshires!
Hi, you fabulous TrashTalkers, you! Before we get to Episode 9, does anyone think that Bruce Caitlyn Jenner looks like a mix of Melissa Rivers and Countess Lu? But, you know, feminine. + = Is it Just...
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