Keeping Up with the Kardashians: In the Blink of an Eye
Welcome back, K-fans, to the final episode (of this season) depicting the krazy kapers of the Kardashian Klan. Ready? Let’s get to it. Continued from last week, the family is still in Big Sky,...
View ArticleCurvy Brides Recap: It’s Spelled STUART???
Hello peanuts, I’m on a roll! And I need to be if I have any hope of staying on schedule. I’ve got two new episodes of Curvy Brides this Friday as usual and Food Network Star is right around the...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Aloha, Duggars, Jada Pinkett Smith, Yves Saint Laurent, Kim...
Entertainment Weekly – Cameron Crowe is #sorrynotsorry about casting Emma Stone in Aloha Emma Stone’s character in Aloha is supposed to be half Asian (apparently). Emma Stone does not look so Asian....
View ArticleGoT Thrones? Episodes 6-8!
Hey Y’all! Here are our latest three! I’d describe them, but that’d take your time away from listening Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter and Soundcloud! Pretty please!!
View ArticleMasterchef Minicap: After 10 years at a theme park, you smile like this
Hi Trashies Here’s my mini cap Lazee-boy ten points for episode 4! Its at a team challenge at a theme park. Knott’s berry farm to be precise. I can’t swear to that, I’ve never been. 1. Darah’s dream is...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kim Richards, Jeremy Piven, Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp,...
Celebitchy — Kim Richards Got Fired From RHOBH Wow, Bravo. I didn’t think there was any human catastrophe too great for you to exploit. Great job, Kim. In a sea of vapid, inebriated human trash in...
View ArticleMillion Dollar Listing New York Season 4 Episode 8 Recap: Luis Gets Screwed
Goo goo g’joob, Trashies! I was hoping there’d be some good news this week for Fredrik with the eggs, but no such luck. However, no need to despair, as it was reported in mid-April that he and Derek...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Jeremy Renner, Sarah Palin, Duggars, Barbie, Game of Thrones
Defamer – Rude. Jeremy Renner crashed a wedding in Houston last month looking for more pieces to slay à la that SLUT he knows from work. Despite his publicist’s insistence that he breezed in and out,...
View ArticleRich Kids of Beverly Hills (S3, E2)
Greetings all. Let’s jump right in the the #BAHAMAS, where the cast-including Dorothy- has gathered for EJ’s event nonsense. First scene they are in the #hotellobby. EJ is wearing a long white caftan...
View ArticlePenny Dreadful Recap: My Eyes! My Eyes!
Hey now! We’re getting into the middle of the season which is usually when things get good and strange on premium cable. Especially Showtime, because they never met a showrunner with continuity issues...
View ArticleMinicap: Penny Dreadful
Okay, let’s get right to this. Nothing really happened. I mean, a lot of scenes took place, but not a lot of forward progress. Except for Ethan. And Sembene. And maybe Malcolm, kind of Victor and Lily,...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Just like Mom used to make. She couldn’t cook either.
Hi Trashies Episode 4 is already upon us.The producers are actually starting to feature some of the minichef’s that will make up the rest of the season.Gasp! It feels like the competition has started,...
View ArticleFood Network Star Recap: I Have Arrived!
Hello lovely new readers, We’ll get into Food Network Star in a minute but, let’s be honest, we’re not going to remember any of these people a few months after this season has aired. So we might as...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Tony Awards, Kylie Jenner, Charlie Sheen, Miley Cyrus, Mad Max
Celebuzz — Tony Awards 2015 Red Carpet Roundup Bust out your spirit fingers for the best looks, and belt out some loud boos for the sartorially challenged. E! Online — Kylie Jenner Says Kris Jenner Cut...
View ArticleSecrets and Wives Recap: On the Island of Misfit Toys
Oh my gawd, Trash Heads I’m so SAHHHHHREEEEEE! I am your designated Secrets & Wives recapper and I am already failing more miserably than these bimbos pass a women’s lib exam. Excuses are for the...
View ArticleSecrets and Wives Minicap: Storm Clouds May Gather
Hey Trash Heads! Welcome back to Strong Island, where only the weakest of the weak survive. This week we delved further into the the humorless and thankless world of living for your husband, not only...
View Article#192: OC Is Back, and Shannon Is Doing Just Great, Thanks
Get comfy because we got a long episode today. Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender podcast) welcome back The Real Housewives of Orange County with a super-supersized...
View ArticleMarried to Medicine Recap: For Budget or for Worse
Hellllooo Trashies! I’m CMint, your new recapper for Married to Medicine. You may know me from my recaps of Survivor and Amazing Race, and I’m SO pumped to get to recap a Bravo show for all of you....
View ArticleThe Bachelorette Recap: In The Nick of Time
Greetings, Trashies. First off, I have to say a giant THANK YOU! to Danator for covering for me last week while I was in Tennessee for work. We pick up this week just after Kaitlyn finds out about all...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New York Recap: Infomercials “R” Us!
Hi, you fabulous TrashTalkers, you! Welcome to Episode 10 or, as I like to call it, “one long commercial for whatever the women are shilling at the moment.” I don’t know about you, but I could use a...
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