Big Brother 17 in 2 Minutes #1: I Have a Secret
Welcome to a brand new season of Big Brother in 2 Minutes! I’m so excited to be back mocking these morons. I’ve only recapped/yapped about Real Housewives and Bravo for a season and I’m glad to have...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Teresa Giudice, Bristol Palin, NFL, Donald Trump, Joe...
Reality Tea – Oh God Teresa Giudice What are You Doing Naturally that’s not the first time I’ve asked that, but this time the answer is “Tweeting from prison through her tween daughter Gia.” In...
View ArticlePenny Dreadful Recap: Holy Crap! What Was That?
We’re getting close, Trashmii. Final three episodes and things are getting, shall we say, BANANAS! Seriously, someone needs to anonymously send the first two seasons of Penny Dreadful to Ryan Murphy...
View ArticleTrue Detective: Back in the Saddle
Welcome back to the weird, weird world of True Detective. Oh how I have missed it. Last season blew my mind. It was such a weird little TV gem that I have a hard time believing this season can top the...
View ArticleRich Kids of Beverly Hills (S3, E5)
Hello loyal readers. After the drama of last week, perhaps this episode will be a little lighter in tone (meaning the cast will sit around eating marshmallows while wearing all white outfits). Let’s...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep 24 Recap: Shine
Hello Trashellinas! It looks like the Dance Moms have made it through yet another week in L.A. No one has checked out of the No Tell Motel yet. After last week’s Ugly, also known as bad mom/and or kid...
View ArticleMinicap: Penny Dreadful
So this was clearly a bridge episode setting us up for the finale, but John Logan’s been having so much fun this season, that he still gives us a few moments to enjoy. Like Vanessa and Ethan taking...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Suicide Squad, Kanye West, Katy Perry, Paul Rudd, Rumer Willis
E! Online — Suicide Squad Has an On-Set Therapist For Cast Sorry, guys. Thanks to Jared Leto — acting like a teen girl with a Hot Topic gift card — being all method and shit, production has forced us...
View ArticleBB17 Episode 3 Recap: A Teddy Bear Named Day
Howdy Trashmii! Here we are, already at episode 3 of the fabulously trashtastic BB17. Ari Safari here, honored to be but a part of the awesome and amazingly sexy team recapping this fine program for...
View ArticleSecrets and Wives Recap: You Can Always Go (Downtown)
Hey Trash Tawkas! Welcome back to anutha r’episode of Secrets and Wives, your abusive nightmare of a relationship come to greasy life on the small screen. This week (or should I say last, since I, like...
View ArticleFood Network Star Recap: Good Job, America
Hello lovely readers, Don’t worry. I didn’t suddenly get a life. This recap is just a little later than it normally is because I can’t find my camera charger and had to wait for Food Network to put the...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Donald Trump, E.L. James, Sean Penn, Gwyneth Paltrow
Celebitchy — NBC Fires Donald Trump After He Said Most Mexican Immigrants Are Rapists Glad NBC finally decided to fire its orange court jester. Better late than never, I guess. Now Trump is free to...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #198: Amy Phillips One on One…David?!
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) is without partner Ben Mandelker this week, so it’s time to cheat with amazing comics! First up is the hilarious and incomparable Amy Phillips (@amyphillips_) of Bravo TV...
View ArticleBotched: Under (boob) Siege
Welcome back to this week’s installment of Terry does medicine and makes faces that are comedy gold! First up this week: Dee. She is from, where else, Las Vegas, home of the physically impossible...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep 25 Minicap: Twisted
Hello Trashellinas! Last week, we watched some very real warm and fuzzy moments, courtesy of JoJo and her grandmother. Unfortunately, Lifetime just had to go and ruin the rest of the episode with their...
View ArticleSecrets and Wives Minicap: Dick Dock, Make it Stop
Hey Trash Tawkas! Welcome back to another week of Secrets and Wives, where my mission to be funny about stupid people on garbage programming is getting harder and harder by the hour. This episode, of...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Afshan Azad, Jennifer Garner, Josh Duggar, Hank Baskett,...
E! – Another Harry Potter Star is Better Looking Than You Are Afshan Azad (Padma Patil from Harry Potter) got hot. Like all Harry Potter stars, she was cute as a teenager and now is better looking than...
View ArticleReal Housewives Of New York Recap: Nice Doesn’t Work With You People!
Hi, you fabulous Trashtalkers, you! There’s a lot of lot of ground we have to cover tonight, but, FIRST…let me quickly take you down my crazy lil’ rabbit hole for a second. A comment last week (thanks...
View ArticleWWC Special Free Bonus: Bravo Therapy Crossover with Plz Advise’s Molly McAleer!
Welcome to a very special Watch What Crappens Bonus Episode Crossover with Plz Advise’s Molly McAleer! I have laughed my ass off whenever I’ve been around this girl, so with Ben out of town, it was the...
View ArticleTrue Detective: Just When You Get To Know A Guy…
Last week we met our cast of possibly loveable weirdoes…the super damaged Ray Velcoro, mad-at-the-world-and-men-in-particular Ani Bezzerides, and Paul Woodrugh, the secretive CHIPS patrolmen. Frank...
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