BB17 episode 4 Recap: Crazytown, Population 1
Hello Trashies! Here we are at episode 4 already, and finally back on schedule. From here on out, we’ll proceed with our regular lineup — TTTV’s own “Sexual Prodigy”, Jewpacabra, covering Sunday...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: If I wanted to talk to customers, I wouldn’t have become a...
Hi Trashies! Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator and step up the reactor power three more points, its episode 100 of Masterchef! Traditionally the golden number for syndication and the...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #199: For Crying Out Loud Stefanie Wilder Taylor!
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) is still without Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) today, but don’t fear! Comic/Author Stefanie Wilder Taylor is here from the For Crying Out Loud Podcast! We talk...
View ArticleThe Bachelorette Recap: The Luck of the Irish
Hi, Trashies! Because the timing of this season is all sorts of fucked up, we’re just picking up right where we left off. Shawn (a/k/a Captain Insecurity) has just come to Kaitlyn’s room to talk to her...
View ArticleScream Recap: The Spirit of the 90’s Just Died on MTV
Hello Trashmii! MTV continues its trend of remaking horror movies, this time it’s 90’s classic Scream for a new audience that was born around the time the first film was released. It’s ok, take a...
View ArticleBig Brother in 2 Minutes #17.2 XL: Ball Crush
This week on Big Brother in 2 Minutes: A bad hat meets its fate, dumb strikes twice, and Frankie Grande still wears short shorts. BOOOOOOO! Find me (RonnieK) on Twitter @RonnieKaram or check out the...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: *+*~FREEDOM EDITION~*+*
Celebitchy – Gorgeous, Outrageously Datable Amanda Seyfreid: “I feel like my eggs are dying off.” From one 29-year-old to another: fuck you. 😀 Defamer – Check out Ben Affleck’s Divorce Den! Thick in...
View ArticlePenny Dreadful Recap: That Was Eventful
Trashmii! How’s it going? We’re into overtime with this season of Penny Dreadful, and clearly, John Logan wants to make the most of it. I’m not angry. So, previously, Ethan and Vanessa went to...
View ArticleMillion Dollar Listing New York Finale Recap: In the Can
Howdy Trashmii! Thanks for bearing with me, it’s been a long and labor-intensive week, but here I am, finally, with the last recap for MDLNY, season 4! Thank you all for joining me this season, you’re...
View ArticleRHOC Recap: It’s My Party and I Can Passive-Aggressively-Not-Invite-You If I...
Hey Y’all! It’s time to begin Phase I of Def-Con 4, Battle of the Charity Events. This episode kicks off back on the playground as Meghan and Shannon continue to argue over who was playing with the...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep 25 Recap: Abby, Maddie and Melissa vs. Everyone
Hello Trashellinas! Happy Fourth of July! Let the celebration begin. You guys know what happened last week. The usual Mack vs. Maddie BS that we are all tired of. The JoJo abuse and the horrible...
View ArticleCrazy Christian Gay Marriage Rant Gets the TTTV Treatment
Becky Wegner Rommel of Indiana lost her shit over the gay marriage ruling by the Supreme Court, which caused the gays to lose our shit. In a good way. Love you Becky! PLEASE NEVER CHANGE! Please...
View ArticleBB 17 Episode 6: Presented by Pathological Chicklets
Greetings Trashy Houseguests!!!!! First off, praise be to the mighty Cthulu for Jace finally being gone. Dude was such a little whiner in the end, wasn’t he? Wah wah waaaaaah people lied to me on a TV...
View ArticleMinicap: Penny Dreadful
So this is it, Trashmii. The season finale and like most premium cable finales it ends at the halfway point, although John Logan did manage to royally piss me off, but we’ll discuss THAT in the recap,...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kourtney Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Holly Madison, Peter...
TMZ — Kourtney Kardashian Dumps Scott Disick: “He Chose Partying” Pour out a 40 because the greatest love story of our time is over. What a shock that the alcoholic douchebag you procreated with not...
View ArticleRich Kids of Beverly Hills (S3, E6) Haters Gonna Hate
Ola hombres and chicas. On with the show! Ole! Morgan is throwing clothes over the bed as Asscot walks into the room wearing a three piece suit and no tie. Morgan wants more closet space. Morgan wants...
View ArticleSecrets and Wives Recap: Nights on Mire Island
Awright listen TrashTawkas, sit down and shut da fuck up. Alls yous guys wanna do is tawk about dumb sluts and stupid bitches, so heahs I am to do it. Let’s just dive right into this Long Island...
View ArticleMarried to Medicine Recap: Well, That Escalated Quickly
Helloooo Trashistas! It’s been so long since we last spoke. Two weeks to be exact. I had no idea the show wasn’t going to broadcast last week, so that was an unexpected little recapping vacay for me....
View ArticleRHOC Recap: Life Goes On, BITCHES!!!
Howdy Trashmii! Ari Safari here, subbing for TTTV’s own “Incomparable Mulligan”, who will be back lickety-split, before you know it, to entertain the shit out of us some more. (Love you, Mulligan!!...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Bill Cosby, Jared from Subway, Donald Trump, Kardashian...
Celebitchy — Bill Cosby Admitted Drugging Women With Quaaludes in a 2005 Interview The Pudding Pop Predator is back in the news like a nasty case of herpes. Turns out Old Man Cosby put on his best...
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