True Detective Recap: Maybe Tomorrow
Last week we learned a whole lot about Ben Caspere’s double cross of Frank, each detective got his or her marching orders, and we met Paul’s creepy mom. Velcoro and Ani made some progress by following...
View ArticleBotched: We Will Probably Put Cadaver Skin in You
Welcome back to Botched, the best show on television that also features Terry Dubrow! Terry has been working his hiney off and if you watch OC Housewives, you will view the monster house this show is...
View ArticleFood Network Star Recap: Online Dating and Empty Promises
Hello my loves, So why is this recap starting off a day late with a photo of cherry blossoms? Because Food Network is still refusing to put the episodes online on Mondays so this week there are no...
View ArticlePenny Dreadful Recap: A Queen with Lovely Hair
Hey, Trashmii! It’s all over but the recap so let’s get this started. Previously … all the Scoobies found themselves separated in the witches lair, except for Ethan and Sembene because someone had to...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Bravo Podcast Celebrates the Big 200
For bonus episodes, ringtones and a monthly Google Video Hangout, subscribe to our premium feed on Patreon! You can also talk poo with Crappens on Facebook and Twitter! My latest Big Brother in 2...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep 26 Minicap: Drama Mamas
Hello Trashellinas! Drama, drama, drama mamas. It looks like Melissa will never be on top of her game again, will she? Before I give you guys a little glimpse at last night’s ep, let’s do a...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Candace v. Raven, Taylor Swift, Rosie Perez, Karolina...
Today: The View went crazy (or as crazy as a bunch of dummies can go before a producer pulls the plug). Perez – That’s So Raven and Candace Cameron-Bure Duke it Out Over Gay Marriage Don’t watch the...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New York Recap: Full Moons, Turtle Time & F Bombs! Oh my!
Hi, you fabulous Trashtalkers, you! Well, you spoke and I listened. I will not try to pitch Swami Priestess as a cast member for next season anymore. It’s on you if Miss Andy brings back Jill Zarin. I...
View ArticleScream Recap: Won’t Someone Think Of The Bike Paths?
Previously on Scream: Audrey became the accidental star of her very own girl-on-girl make-out video; Shut Up! Noah can live up to his name, shut the fuck up already; New Guy Kieran had no discernable...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Jason Biggs, Giuliana Rancic, Whoopi Goldberg, Vanderpump...
Defamer – Jason Biggs is movin’ in. Sick and tired once and for all of Piper’s bullshit, Larry moved out west and bought a cozy little pad with an old flame from high school. There, at the foot of...
View ArticleBB17 Episode 7 Recap: Cougar-Barbie Prevails
Hi Trashies! This episode, Shelli and Clay conspire to get Day on the block, and she does everything in her power to help them — operating under the principle that if you think everybody’s out to get...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens #201: Field Trip With Lea Black of RHOM Plus Porn Bonus!
We’re still celebrating our anniversary, and what way to do that than with a Field Trip episode? We called up Lea Black of Real Housewives of Miami and met for lunch at Mel’s Diner on the Sunset Strip....
View ArticleThe Bachelorette Recap: When Irish Eyes Are Crying
Hi, Trashies. In case you forgot where we left off, Nick and Kaitlyn had sex, Shawn is whiny and insecure, and no one else really stands a chance. So, now you’re up to date. Oh, and let’s relive Chris...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Jared Fogle, Ariana Grande, Sherée Whitfield, Royal Baby,...
People – Sandwiched between a rock and a hard place. Since police raided his Indiana home on Tuesday, Subway’s golden child and otherwise very boring human Jared Fogle has not been seen. Following up...
View ArticleBig Brother in 2 Minutes #17.3 XL: Train to the Face
This week on Big Brother in 2 Minutes: Orange racism, inner voices and BECKEH! Find deleted scenes and extras on Instagram! In addition to BB17 in 2 Minutes, I co-host the Watch What Crappens Bravo...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: I have two rants rehearsed, I’ll wing the rest.
Hi Trashies! Sorry for the late posting, I just logged on to see if the article had gone up yet, and realized I’d forgotten to actually post it. Awesome. Probably I forgot as I was focused on watching...
View ArticleMillion Dollar Listing San Francisco Episode One Recap: Too Much Tech Talk
Hey People!! I’m so excited to recap Million Dollar Listing San Francisco for you! I love this franchise, I love getting myself worked up witnessing douchebaggery, and, most of all, I absolutely LUUUUV...
View ArticleRich Kids of Beverly Hills (S3, E7) Loose in London
Who is ready to get loose in a place totally unlike where they are from? If you said the cast of this show, you’d be right. I mean wow, London and LA…both major cities. Sorry England- they are your...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep 26 Recap: A Tale of 3 Melissas
Hello Trashellinas! Last week was drama overload between Kira and Abby, along with the crap competition results. So will Lifetime’s latest be a little warm and fuzzy? Let’s hit the studio and find...
View ArticleBig Brother Week 3 : Why is my sister so faaaaaaaaat?
Hello Trashtalkers! I hope every one had a fantastic week. I know I did. It was shark week on Discovery. So many stupid documentaries. But alas Shark Week is over, both on Discovery and on Big Brother...
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