TrashTalkCeleb: Serena Williams, Kris Jenner, Farrah Abraham, Daniel Radcliffe
E! Online — Serena Williams Shuts Down Body-Shaming Haters in Hot White Gown Pssst, internet trolls and bonus NYT fucktards. It’s not super smart to make fun of a woman who could beat you up in a dark...
View ArticleSecrets and Wives Recap: Party Animals
Hey Trash Tawkas, are you ready to party? Then turn around and bend over. You’re gunna love this. We pick up this week back at Pat & Glenn’s Fire Island rental, where – for what I’m sure is a rare...
View ArticleFood Network Star Recap: Sake Cheers and Life on the Edge
Hello my loves, Welcome to this week’s Food Network Star recap where will be talking product placement, forgotten Food Network shows, pizza, improv, and the dangers of self-medicating with sake. But...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: 50 Cent, Bethenny Frankel, Justin Bieber, Donald Trump,...
TMZ — 50 Cent – My Pockets Are Still Deep…and Full of Money Oh good, for all of a millisecond I was concerned that 50 Cent would be left with just two quarters to rub together. As per usual, with the...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Bravo Podcast: Not So Private Dancer
This week “Watch What Crappens” takes on the latest downer episode of “Real Housewives of Orange County,” which focused on death, cancer, and a baby. Oh, and a restaurant embargo for David (David?...
View ArticleTrue Detective: Shooting Gallery
Last week we saw almost immediately that Velcoro was alive…a little battered and worse for wear, but alive. Paul and Ani paid the Chessani family a visit in their Bel Air mansion and started to uncover...
View ArticleSecrets and Wives Minicap: The Art of the Sale
Hey TrashTawkas! We’ve nearly reached the end of this grueling Lifetime Original Movie I like to call Secrets and Wives. This week we continued exploring the fun and fabulous nuances of spousal abuse,...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kim Richards, Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Brown, Donald Trump,...
All About the Real Housewives – Kim Richards Leaves Rehab “You guyz I dontneedsrehab. I’m fine and youseemlike a slutpig for saying thatIiii have eeeeeever had an alcohol.” She needs a real program....
View ArticleReal Housewives of New York Recap: Breaking The Girl Code!
Hi, you fabulous Trashtalkers, you! So, do you guys think that Eric Stonestreet is really dating our SK mogul, Beth or are they just “friends?” That’s some odd gossip. For some more oddities, read...
View ArticleThe Bachelorette: And In A Surprise to No One…
Seriously, how many times to we have to start this show by hearing about how Nick makes Kaitlyn “feel like a woman – like a desired woman.” Yes, we get it you had sex and it was great. Good for you....
View ArticleMarried to Medicine Recap: Once a Cheetah, Always a Cheetah
Happy Wednesday, lovelies! How are you on this hot summer day? Good? Great! Last week, this happened: That’s really all that mattered about last week’s ep, so let’s get started! We begin with the usual...
View ArticleBotched: Revenge of Farrah’s Grammar
Welcome to the season finale of Botched! I am already suffering from some separation anxiety and we only have until the Fall before it comes back. What will I do with my week without Terry calling Paul...
View ArticleFNS Star Salvation Recap: Unnecessarily Complicated
Hello my loves, I am tired and in a godawful mood. Let’s talk about Food Network Star! So yes, normally you only hear from me once a week but I knew I wouldn’t be able to get to Star Salvation until...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #203: Don’t Be All Like Uncool
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam have a great time laughing at Real Housewives of New York and Secrets and Wives. Paralyzed! Enjoy! For bonus episodes, ringtones and a monthly...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: The Duggars, President Obama, Michael Douglas, The Emmy’s
TMZ — 19 Kids and Counting – TLC Pulls the Plug on the Duggars Better late than never, TLC. Seriously, how much shit had to come about Josh “Bad Touch” Duggar and his cult mafia family before the...
View ArticleBig Brother Recap: Season of the Ugly Knit Caps
Hey guys, AriSafari is busy today and asked me to fill in last minute, so excuse my short recap but I have to rush through this to get to work on time. Sorry not sorry. Anyways, where we last left off...
View ArticleRHOC Recap: Milestones in Orange County – Death, Birth, & Paddle-board Yoga
Hey y’all! Did I miss a doozy or what!? Let’s pretend I planned that one 😉 Thank you to the always delightful Ari Safari for stepping in and covering my ass! And teaching us all the valuable lesson...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Bobbi Kristina, Kim Kardashian, Royal Family, Fuller House,...
Radar – Look how Tasteful We are with This Whole God Damn Thing. Radar’s latest on Bobbi Kristina’s “death watch.” The hearse has arrived in Atlanta. Nice. Keep it cl’ASSy Radar! (sorry folks, slow...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep 27 Recap: Panic Room
Hello Trashellinas! Was this week’s latest an upgrade from the solo week? Dancing aside, there was more than enough drama. Let’s do a little refresher of last week’s madness first. A few of the ALDC...
View ArticleScream Recap: Whew! Whitey Survived Another Episode.
Previously on Scream: Emma was the off-brand veganaise in the middle of a stale white bread sandwich named Not Eddie Redmayne and New Guy Kieran; Audrey’s girlfriend was the latest victim of New Coke...
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