So You Think You Can Dance Recap: Judging Jackasses
Oh Trashmi……..I am not happy right now. Not happy at all. I think THIS CLIP illustrates how I’m feeling right about now. But I need to pull myself together and get this recap going. Deep...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Betty White, Jose Canseco, Teresa Giudice, Amy Schumer,...
E! – Hear her Roar. America’s badass grandma Betty White minced her words when asked to comment on Worst Human Being Alive and Cecil the Lion Killer Walter Palmer. White, who is both a known animal...
View ArticleRHOC Recap: Tahiti Trash Talkin’
Hey y’all! The housewives have some exciting adventures going down, and it all starts with Game Night at Meghan’s place. Meghan thinks Game Night is just what Vicki needs after the passing of her...
View ArticleMillion Dollar Listing San Francisco Episodes 3 And 4 Recap: Can’t We Just...
Did you see these dinks on WWHL??? Bores! I’m sorry I didn’t post a recap last week – I missed the episode and had trouble finding time to catch up because I had a lot going on at work – that meth...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: I’ll beat you to death with a spatula, you little prick
Hi Trashies! Hopefully I will tame my turbulent life to get a bit more organized this coming week, although my relatives are coming to stay so maybe not. I did point out that the house is being...
View ArticleGirl Code: Unreleased Original Cut Leaked on iTunes!
Watch What Crappens got a special surprise in our inbox. The original, unreleased version of Countess LuAnne DeLesseps Girl Code! Give it a listen here, and spread it if you like it!
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kylie Jenner, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Kendra Wilkinson,...
Celebitchy — Kylie Jenner Endorses Butt-Plumping Cream, Says It Helped In Under a Month Thanks for the tip, pedo-bait, but there are cheaper (and more self-loathing) ways to plump your booty, and they...
View ArticleBB17 Recap: Just Because Your Skin is Orange, Doesn’t Make You A Golden Couple
Hello Trashionistas, First of all. HOLY SHIT! I watched the feeds this week at the perfect times so I have much to share. Also, my opinions on many of the contestants have changed based on watching the...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – It’s Season 9 Bitches
Howdy Folks, the lords on high at SyFy have decided to bless us yet again with another Season of Face Off (SEASON 9 BITCHES) and I’ve returned yet again to be your recapping guide through this season....
View ArticleTrue Detective: Deep Thoughts With Raging Alcoholics
As we ramble towards the finish line, check out Slate’s excellent run-down of all of the important plot points (and some that are likely red herrings) in this super, super complicated show. I think...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kristen Stewart, Kim Kardashian, Alexander Skarsgard, Zooey...
E! Online — Kristen Stewart Responds to Accusations That She Suffers From Resting Bitch Face: “I Actually Smile a Lot” You just can’t see her smile because she’s too busy biting her lip and slouching...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kim Richards, Jennifer Lopez, Netflix, Macklemore, Kendall...
#url#Us Magazine – Kim Richards Shoplifts from Target Formerly of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and currently of the hot mess express, Kim Richards was caught trying to shoplift 100 items from...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – Siren Song
Previously on Face Off – no one went home last week, so everyone gets another chance to show what they’re capable of. Also I had legit nightmares about Kevon where I continued to worry about his tongue...
View ArticleFood Network Star Recap: You Only Get Nine Lives
Hello my dears, I was going to write this recap last night but I got home too late to type in sentences that made any sense. I’m still kind of tired tonight but in the good recapping way that results...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New York Recap: The Catwalk of Shame!
Hi, you fabulous Trashtalkers, you! I hope you are having a better week than Kim Twitchards! Okay, enough chit chat. Let’s get to getting. This episode opens with Carole waiting for Heather at a...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kendra Wilkinson, Halle Berry, Lenny Kravitz, Brooke Hogan,...
Perez Hilton — Kendra Wilkinson Calls Out Holly Madison For Lack of Appreciation Of Playboy Past! Sounds like someone’s throwing down the bunny tail gauntlet. You’re right, Kendra. Holly should be...
View ArticleBB17 Episode 19 Recap: Primal Urges
Hello Trashies! This is getting SOOoooo good, isn’t it? I can’t wait for tonight… I really hope Clay stays, because this delicious Meg-betrayal thing NEEDS to play out in front of us, right? But...
View ArticleRHOC Recap: Whore-ea in Moorea
Hey y’all! It’s time to head back to Tahiti to catch up with the housewives as they continue to represent American Women as idiotic, ignorant, assholes. Let’s dive in. The episode opens up back in...
View ArticleMarried to Medicine Recap: “Erase Daddy!”
Hello Trashies! I hope you’re having a wonderful week. Mine has been a little blah because it is so friggin’ HOT here. It’s even hotter than Hotlanta. Speaking of…let’s get caught up with our ladies....
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #209: Crucify Me, Okaaaay?
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) talk the fashion show and Beth cheating rumors on Real Housewives of New York before moving over to LA to discuss Flipping Out....
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