Bachelor in Paradise: YOPT
Greetings! Are you excited for the trashiest show of the summer to be back? I am! So, right off the bat, I’m only going to do a full recap of Bachelor in Paradise. After Paradise was stupid and...
View ArticleMillion Dollar Listing San Francisco Episode 5 Recap: May Cause Drowsiness
I thought I must’ve fallen asleep during this episode because NOTHING happened. Then I remembered I was watching MDLSF and nothing EVER happens. I think the Florida Real Estate Auction channel has...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: The Kardashians, Tracy Morgan, NeNe Leakes, Friends, Jennifer...
TMZ – The Most Important Meeting of American Women since the Seneca Falls Convention While a blistered blowfish named Donald Trump flapped his jowls and jerked off in Cleveland last night, his...
View ArticleScream Recap: Inappropriate Touching of Gym Equipment
On the plus side this week, New Coke Ghost Face returned with a sharpened knife and we had some hilariously unintentional gay sexual tension. However, despite the JV softcore shenanigans, this was...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Nurse, he’s off his meds again.
Hi Trashies So it’s a mystery box this week. With nine of the pack left things are hotting up. This is to remind Ramsay which show he’s doing today Tommy is featured as the contestant spouting their...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Bobbi Kristina, Hoda Kotb, Nicki Minaj, Kylie Jenner
Defamer – Your Feel-Good Story of the Day In the news saga that continues to get more depressing by the hour, the estate of Bobbi Kristina has slammed Nick Gordon with a wrongful death suit, alleging...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Episode 30 Recap: Countdown to Nationals
Hello Trashellinas! As of today, we are only ONE day away from Nationals. It’s on! A couple of eps ago, Maddie and Kendall competed in the solo competition. Jill whined about the unfairness of it all....
View ArticleBB17 recap: I Worked Black Friday… I Know How to Deal With Vanessa
Hello valued trashies! How was your week? I have been sleeping much better knowing my eyes aren’t going to get pregnant watching this show anymore. Dreams do come true. But honestly I’m still not...
View ArticleTrue Detective: The End of the Road
Hi everybody! Thanks for sticking with me through the end of the “adventure” that was True Detective season 2. I have all kinds of feelings, but I’ll save them for the end of the recap. Last week,...
View ArticleI am Cait Recap: Help Yourself Ronda
Hey Trans Talkers! Welcome back to Keeping Up with the Kardashians‘ less noisy, newspaper-reading older sister, I am Cait. This show is about a very serious, very brave woman named Caitlyn Jenner and...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #210: Vibe and Stir
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) talk girl code (the RHOC version) again and how to stir the pot the way Jesus woulda did. Then it’s off to Atlanta to watch the...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Beetlejuice, Kim Richards, Ed Sheeran, Cray-cray Congressman,...
E! Online — Winona Ryder Confirms a Beetlejuice Sequel is Happening This news makes me want to go the full Lydia and write sad shit in my room while wearing poofy black funeral wear. I WANT this to be...
View ArticleFood Network Star Recap: The Worst of All Possible Worlds
Hello my dears, My real life sucks right now. I can’t get into it but the situation is unfair and awful and there’s nothing I can do about it. There is some good news. The hour long Star Salvation...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – 100 Episodes!
Last week after posting my recap with yet another neurotic rant concerned over Kevon’s tongue ring/teeth, Jasmine tweeted this at me. Glorious Validation Boom, called it, my neurosis has been fully...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Ariel Winter, Bill Cosby, Star Wars, RHONY, Kim Zolciak
Us Magazine – Ariel Winter Got a Boob Reduction I’m with you, sister of the too much too soon in the boob department. I saw lots of comments about body modification at the tender age of 17, but she’s a...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New York Recap: New Beginnings Retirement Village!
Hi, you fabulous Trashtalkers, you! Well, we made it to the end of the line – the finale! That means we only have 9 hours of reunion and “lost footage” episodes to look forward. Time flies when your...
View ArticleMarried to Medicine Recap: Uninvited
Hello Trashies! I hope you’re having a wonderful week. I know this recap is late (again), so let’s jump right in! We start at Lisa Nicole’s house where she is hanging out with her two kids. She tells...
View ArticleBB7 Episode 22 Recap: What Just Happened??
Howdy Trashmii! Before we begin, a big thanks to my rock, my ride-or-die, my tasty but difficult-to-make little hamentashen, Jewps. (xoxo <3!!) Okay then, on with it! As we open, Steve say there’d...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: LeAnn Rimes, Constantine Maroulis, Lamar Odom, Donald Trump,...
People – How to Steal a Bitch’s Man in 189 Easy Steps She Who Must Not Be Named in the circle of Brandi Glanville’s trust shared her beauty routine with a blog (aw…) called Into the Gloss. It involves...
View ArticleBig Brother in 2 Minutes: BLOOD ON MAH HAAAANDS!
It’s a Big Brother in 2 Minutes Catch Up Marathon! There’s a double episode for last week’s Blood on Mah Hands spectacular, plus fresh episodes for Weeks 4, 5 and 6! They will all play in a row above...
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