Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Three’s a Crowd
Hi, Trashies. Are you ready for week two of this train wreck? I know I am! This show makes me feel so much better about all of my own bad choices. And the opening credits are still hilarious. We pick...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Celebrity Babies, Shia LaBeouf, Wilder Valderama, Kelly...
E! – Welcome to the World, Children of Privilege! E!’s got your round up of lil squirts who were born this week with literal silver spoons in hand. The first is Poppy Louise (CANNOT HANDLE PREP) Hager,...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Its taken us 30 minutes just to make some purple goo
Hi Trashies Is this the grossest episode of Masterchef ever? No. It might be a bit much if you’re a vegetarian, both for the total lack of respect Gordy shows and later the pressure test. Luckily I...
View ArticleRHOC Recap: Please Hang Up and Try Your Call Again
Hey y’all! The bitches are still whooping it up in Moorea, and it’s time for the ever enjoyable telephone game to begin with a whole lot of she said she said. Let the drama begin. We begin with the...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Finale Recap: So Long, Farewell
Hello Trashellinas! Season 5 is officially OVER! While this once would have made us feel like this: It’s now more like this: We arrive at the NEW studio somewhere in California. It’s not ready but...
View ArticleCheer (Im)Perfection: Where Are They Now…
Don’t we all love following up with our fav reality show stars? All the Real Housewives are great targets. (Hi, Teresa!) The completely bonkers characters on Dance Moms never stray far from our hearts....
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Tracy Morgan, Ben Affleck, Vicki Gunvalson, Yolanda Foster,...
TMZ – Get Pregnant on SNL. Because Tracy Morgan (along with Amy Schumer and Miley Cyrus) are officially hosting the first episodes of the season. Defamer – Wish Your Famewhorey Show were More...
View ArticleSo You Think You Can Dance Recap: Double the Recap, Double the Fun
Oh Trashmi, where do I even start? I know, I know, you have been wondering where the hell I have disappeared to, where the fuck are the recaps, did Nigel finally track her down and shut her up...
View ArticleBB17 Recap: You Flipflop More Than the Footwear of the Same Name
Hello TrashTalkers! Everyone have a great week? Can we talk about last week? What the hell Steve? He wasted his HoH on Boobs the Clown? What a terrible decision. At this point he is basically...
View ArticleMillion Dollar Listing San Francisco Episode 6 Recap: If Only These Naked...
Helloooo! I was a guest in a cat’s home Wednesday night, so I had to muddle through this episode with many sneezing fits, more tears than usual, and a hefty case of the willies. And nobody sold...
View ArticleScream Recap: Take the Dimwits Bowling
Last week on Scream: The artist formerly known as Detective Booty Call (now called BAMF) whacked Hork in the balls, and took care of business; Audrey got to spend some quality time at the police...
View ArticleFood Network Star Recap: A Star Is Born
Hello my loves, We have come to the end of our journey together. That’s right. We made it! It’s the finale. We only have to spend one more hour with Shy Bro and #Spaztastic and Sometimes Sandwich Guy...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Calvin Harris, Iggy Azalea, Madonna, Terence Howard, RHOA
Celebitchy — Calvin Harris & Zayn Malik Got Into a Twitter Beef About Taylor Swift: Juvenile? About sums it up E! Online — Iggy Azalea Denies Being a Heroin Addict, Tweets Track Marks Were a Result...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Jared Fogle, Chelsea O’Donnell, Hilary Clinton, Ashley...
Us Magazine – Disgusting Human, Jared Fogle Will Plead Guilty to Possession of Child Porn (Probably) This man is so gross, I can’t even. I’d also dump the Subway stocks, kids, because every single...
View ArticleReal Housewives Of New York: Droste Effect, Part One!
Hi, you fabulous TrashTalkers, you! Well, some good news is that the cute, Coffee Psychic, Sema, is getting some good French press:...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – Monster MashUp
Editorial note before I begin – after typing this whole thing and editing it, my computer theatrically died and is awaiting a new motherboard. I salvaged what I could but honestly it’s been a...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Josh Duggar, The Good Wife, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Wes...
Celebitchy — Josh Duggar Had Two Accounts With Ashley Madison From 2013 to May 2015 Ashley Madison doesn’t have an elementary school vixens section, so what could Josh have possibly found appealing...
View ArticleBB17 Episode 25 Recap: I’m the CUTE one, BETCHEZZzzz… uuuUUHH!
Hey there, Trashies! Here we are for another installment of BB17: Status Quo City, Redux XLVIII (Will Vanessa Never Get Evicted?) Too. Before we begin, props to our Beloved Jewps, for doing a yeoman’s...
View ArticleMarried to Medicine Recap: “Bona Fide Coins, Honey!”
Hello lovelies! I hope you’re all having a wonderful week. It’s a very dark and stormy day here, but the bonus is that the temperature isn’t above 100. Let’s catch up with our ladies, shall we? We...
View ArticleManzo’d With Children Episode 1 Recap: You Created A Thang!
Did you know this season had already started? I didn’t! Dumbass . . . I had to watch this at 4:30 in the afternoon yesterday and slam something together for you. Anyways, I’m SOOO excited to be...
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