TrashTalkCeleb: Jessica Simpson, Bristol Palin, 50 Shades, Scott Disick,...
TMZ – SOMEONE PUT THIS WOMAN BACK ON PRIMETIME Christmas came early this year and God gave us Jessica Simpson drunk on the Home Shopping Network. The moderately expensive shoe peddler and notoriously...
View ArticleFace Off Artist Interview – Ben Ploughman
I was probably the most nervous I’ve been with these interviews when it was time to call Ben. I’m in such awe of his work, and all of the other contestants made him out to be such a generous, kind...
View ArticleMarried to Medicine Recap: Your Momma!
Hello Trashies! First, I’m SO sorry this recap is super-late. I’ve had an insane week. In a nutshell, I got a job offer on Sept 8th and they asked me to start on Sept 21st. Same employer, but in...
View ArticleProject Runway: Unconventionally Retro
Welcome back to another fine week of Project Runway. Last week rid us of Mr. Blake and his vast bucket of no knowledge. The underwear challenge was a rousing failure and produced a terrible “winner.”...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: The moment you realize you haven’t got dressed yet
Hi Trashies! Welcome to the event that all our lives have been leading up to! (This year). A titanic battle of the ages where anything can happen! Well, as long as ‘anything’ only pertains to one of...
View ArticleMinicap: Keeping Up with the Kardashians — Mother Armenia
Hello K-fans. Welcome back to another season of these Kkkkkkkkrazy Kardashian Kooks. In the opener we get to see: Kim and Khloe (and Kanye and North) visit the Kardashian homeland of Armenia, from...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: The Emmys, Allison Williams, Woody Allen, Kate Hudson,...
Huffington Post – Some Beautiful People Won Some Shiny Awards Last Night. Were you watching? Yes, the 2015 Emmys were a resounding delight, hosted by America’s class clown Andy Samberg. My boyfriend...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Waka Flocka Flame, Kylie Jenner, Kim Richards, Grace Jones,...
Celebitchy — Waka Flocka Flame Calls Transgender People & Psychiatry “Evil” When I look to celebrities to tell me how to feel about issues (because why wouldn’t you?), I always choose the person...
View ArticleFace Off Artist Interview – Nora Hewitt
Nora started her chat with me by apologizing for being a nerd, and telling me she hoped the interview wouldn’t be too awkward. Spoiler, it was not awkward at all. What I took away was while she looks...
View ArticleFear the Walking Dead Recap: Learn to Swim
Hello trash bags! Welcome back. Is anyone still out there? I hope so. For all five of you still watching this show, let’s check out episode 4. We open with a montage set to Lou Reed’s Perfect Day. Nick...
View ArticleLadies of London Recap: Head Starts
Happy Holidays, Rubbish Chatters, and welcome to the endearing, frost-kissed world that is England at Christmas. We’ve neared the end of the terrible year that was 2014: a year of stagnancy and strife,...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Gisele Bundchen, Donald Trump, Jackie Collins, Nick Kroll/Amy...
Perez – Why Gisele Is Richer Than You: Lesson 1 Gisele Bundchen has a photograph book coming out. It contains over 300 pictures of her being perfect and sometimes naked and perfect. The book costs...
View ArticleMarried to Medicine Recap: “The Hulk Is Comin’ OUT!”
Previously, no one contacted Mariah after she had a traumatic miscarriage with twins. Jill and Heavenly called each other dumb bitches, and Simone organized a group trip to the Bahamas in an effort to...
View ArticleRHOC Recap: Show Me The Cancer
Hey y’all! This week on the Real Housewives of Orange County, the cancer sleuthing continues, and all the ladies want to show us just how much they support Vicki, by bashing Brooks straight to her face...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – It’s the End of the World As We Know It
Greetings my lovelies – I usually get up before work to crank out these recaps, but the Pope is in DC and has shut down 99% of the roads (ok possibly a slight exaggeration) so I left for work at 6am...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kim Zolciak, Tom Hiddleston, Chris Brown, Farrah Abraham,...
E! Online — Kim Zolciak Hospitalized After Suffering “Mini Stroke” Following DWTS What sort of dance brings on a stroke… the danse macabre? That sucks for Kim, and hope she gets better, and all....
View ArticleBB17 Finale Recap: Steve Trumps Vanessa
WOOT WOOT, Trashies! Hey, the finale was kind of great, wasn’t it? Despite the game being shamelessly rigged for Vanessa to win, she did not. Somehow the whole deal turned, and against all odds, we...
View ArticleDWTS Recap: Home Is Where the Sob Story Is
Greetings, Trashies. Are you ready for some D-listers and has-beens to finally go home? I know I am! So, here we go. It’s time for Dancing With the Stars! Tonight, our stars will be dancing about their...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians: Mother Armenia
Welcome back K-fans! SOOOO sorry for the delay for this full recap — even in Miss Ellie’s ho-hum life, shit happens, you know? So let’s get started: We open at Kourtney and Scott’s house, Khloe is...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Teresa Giudice, Jessa Duggar, Caitlyn Jenner, Leighton...
TMZ – Teresa Giudice Presents Fuckolini Fonecalls If you were planning on following up with warbly Teresa Giudice in her upcoming Bravo special (and of course you were), remember to pack your ear...
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