Survivor Season 31 Premiere Recap: “No Fumblin’ This Time!”
Hellloooo Trashies! It’s so great to be back recapping Survivor. I’ve missed our lively comments section, and I’ve missed this show. I’m really pumped about this Second Chance season. I’m hoping it’s a...
View ArticleHand of God Recap: Take Hellboy to Church
Hi, guys! I’m The Other One, a new recapper. Bear with me because I have no idea wtf html is and I’m afraid this is all going to show up in alien binary or some shit. Anyway, Ronnie was kind enough to...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kate Hudson, Sarah Jessica Parker, Chris Brown, Justin...
TMZ – Kate Hudson Robs the Cradle America’s bubbly sparkle golden child and the girl you most wanna hang with Kate Hudson was real sweet and joined Big Brothers Big Sisters. She took her young protege,...
View ArticleProject Runway: Finding Fashion
Welcome back to Project Runway! Last week we had actually acceptable designs. I’m assuming that this a fluke and this week we will be back to cocking our heads and crossing our eyes to discover what...
View ArticleHow to Get Away with Murder Recap: With More Murder, Of Course!
Hello Trashmii! Welcome to the Fall 2015 TV Season! Full disclosure on How to Get Away with Murder, I started watching it when it started but tapped out at episode 9 when Sam was killed. I pretty much...
View ArticleMinicap: Keeping Up with the Kardashians: It Feels Good to Be Home
This is Miss Ellie preparing to write the full recap: All right, K-fans — this episode was particularly bad. We see Kanye give an impromptu concert and then jump in the water; we see Baby North West...
View ArticleMinicap: Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood: Wedding Rings & Tattoos
This week’s episode of Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood was especially trashy, and I loved every second of it. We saw Brandi chase her husband, Max, into the street and almost get run over by his Hummer....
View ArticleHeroes Reborn (Prequel) Recap: My EVO Power is Ball Juggling and Head Explosions
Hello, my fellow Trashaholics! I’m baack. My favorite bald guy Flip is letting me back in the fold. My last I had the back surgery, and I’m good to go! I missed you people. Full disclosure – I did not...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Justin Bieber, NBC, RHOA, Spider Fire, Claire Danes
Celebitchy — Justin Bieber on Christianity: “If You Go to Taco Bell, That Doesn’t Make You a Taco” Is your mind blown, because mine sure is. Like wow, we are not tacos. But are we nachos bell grande?...
View ArticleMinicap: WAGS: Versace Banana Hammocks
This week on WAGS, we saw Olivia get stood up on a date, and then later ignored by the very man who stood her up. Barbie celebrated her bachelorette party in Miami, but Nicole was a real stick in the...
View ArticleLove & Hip Hop: Hollywood Recap: Wedding Rings & Tattoos
This week’s episode of Love & hip Hop: Hollywood was such a hot flaming piece of garbage, and I couldn’t have asked for anything more. The episode starts where last week’s left us, with Brandi on a...
View ArticleLadies of London Recap: Hair of the Dog
Good morning, my darlings! Rise and shine for another beautiful, bright new year! Get up out of bed, spring onto your feet, and join the land of the living as we all greet 2015 with fresh faces, bright...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians: It Feels Good to Be Home
More crazy Armenian traffic. Make a game guessing: which cars are driving and which cars are parked? Welcome back K-fans. We open this episode back in Armenia. Kim and Khloe are eating lunch and...
View ArticleFace Off Recap: Give me a Freak, Any Day of the Week
Greetings Trashmies! Previously, Evan had a win for a cool design (that was slightly contested in the comments over here since it was crazy similar to the Colossal on Attack of the Titan – Personally I...
View ArticleRHOC Recap: Truth & Justice RHOC Style
Hey y’all! Last week on RHOC, the ladies demanded Brooks’ head, or at the very least some proof he has cancer and hasn’t just been sunning in Cabo the last few months. Dude looks sun kissed and...
View ArticleHeroes Reborn: Series Premiere : June 13th, June 13th, June 13th….
Greetings, my lovelies! This is recap part deux, as I decided to recap the 6 prequel mini-episodes I found on You Tube. As stated previously, I didn’t watch the first series – probably because I missed...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Jennifer Garner, Judge Judy, Naya Rivera, Megan Fox, Caitlyn...
Hollywood Life – Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Back Together and Pregnant Source: Because I realllllllllly think so, inc. E! – Dude Loses His Case on Judge Judy in 26 Seconds Life is not great when...
View ArticleEmpire Season 2 Premiere Recap – The Devils are Queer
Welcome back, Trashcans! It feels like it’s been forever but really it’s only been one exceptionally hot summer since last we spoke. Sorry for being so fucking slow. I am busy relocating from the...
View ArticleWAGS Recap: Versace Banana Hammocks
This week on WAGS, we were transported back to the 1800s, before women had the right to vote, or any freedom at all. Oh, wait, never mind. I was just thinking about Nicole and Larry’s relationship....
View ArticleThe Amazing Race Recap: There’s No Crying in the Amazing Race!
Hi, Trashtalkers! JimbobJones here. You may remember me from such recaps as that one episode of The Taste I did a few years back. And… well… that was it. Who can forget the Golden Forceps? My life is...
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