TrashTalkCeleb: Blake Lively, Kylie Jenner, Helen Mirren, Tim Gunn, HBO
Lainey Gossip — Blake Lively Announces She is Shutting Down Preserve Wait, you mean nobody wanted to purchase Blake’s overpriced Anthropologie knock-offs? Shocking. Normally, I’d tell someone to go...
View ArticleMarried to Medicine Reunion Pt. 1 Recap
Hello Trashistas! I hope you had a great weekend. It was freezing here in Texas, and by “freezing,” I mean it dipped below 80 degrees. I gotta buckle down and crank out this reunion recap since...
View ArticleHand of God Recap: Trigger Warning for Graphic Fish Murder
First of all, you know my ass is gutted that I was wrong about the Rev being the rapist last week. I just watched episode 2 and it’s looking more and more like “they” is the police department? I’m...
View ArticleDWTS Recap: Boob Tube Indeed
Hi, Trashies. So, this is the last week this recap is going to be late. After coordinating an office move, WE’RE DONE! OK, small moment of celebration. Oh! Also, I had a silly weekend. My Twitter...
View ArticleFear the Walking Dead Recap: For What Its Worth
Hey Trash bags! How you doing out there? I’m not gonna lie, this recap is going to be rushed because my schedule is ridiculously insane this week and I have about 5 million things to do. Sorry guys....
View ArticleFace Off Artist Interview – Scott Fensterer
You ever have just one of those weeks? I’m having one of those weeks. My husband had to go to NY to cover the UNGA, one day into his business trip my daycare lady had a family emergency had to close...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Scott Disick, Scheanna Marie, Seth Rogen, Brooks Ayers, David...
People – The Lord Finds a New Lady Pat Bateman impersonator and self-appointed aristocrat Scott Disick is reportedly dating an 18-year-old model and artist called Lindsay Vrkovnik, who has a name that...
View ArticleThe Affair Recap: So…Pee is a Metaphor Now?
Welcome back to another week of relationship angst caused by a couple of self-centered dicks. If you missed last week’s recap, and would like to relive Noah getting punched in the face by an adorable...
View ArticleMinicap: Keeping Up with the Kardashians — The Last Straw
Well hello K-fans. Welcome to the minicap of the season finale — which is odd because the new season starts in about four weeks! Gees, give Miss Ellie a break! So, in a nutshell, this episode has the...
View Article90 Day Fiance: Meet the Desperados!
Hello Trashtalkers!!! I am SOO excited that this show is back on television! These couples look even better than the losers from last season, except I already miss Mohammed and Danielle. Danielle’s sad...
View ArticleFargo Season Premiere Minicap: Folksy Murder at its Finest
Oh hey there Trash Fellas! Welcome to FX’s frozen folksy crime thriller Fargo, back for more money problems, slipshod murder, and Midwestern colloquialism over this Season 2. This season takes us all...
View ArticleMinicap: Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood: Chihuahuas & Counseling
Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood is truly the gift that keeps on giving and giving every single week. This week, Princess Love finally confronted Teairra about her low down conversations with Ray J....
View ArticleHow to Get Away With Murder Recap: Let’s Screw Before Murdering!
We start this episode of How to Get Away With Murder with the Murderkateers running from the murder-siblings house where Annalise has been shot and Perky Prosecutor is dead. I’m going out on a limb and...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Khloe Kardashian, Florida, Playboy, Shia Labeouf, Paula Deen
Celebitchy — Khloe Kardashian is “Uncomfortable” Seeing Women With Full Brazilian Waxes BREAKING NEWS: Ladies if you like it clean and hair free, take a minute to remember that your vagina is making...
View ArticleFace Off Artist Interview – Evan Hedges
Fun fact – when the PR team sent me pictures of Evan to publish with this article, they accidentally sent over pictures of Jordan. So I am choosing to believe that even they can’t tell them apart. I...
View ArticleReign Recap: You’re Gonna Hear Me Roar
Welcome to Reign recaps, everyone! A lot of people have issues with this show because of its historical inaccuracies and anachronisms and what not. I couldn’t care less. To me, the beautiful clothes...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Recap: Zombie Parade
Welcome back trash bags! Are you so excited for this show to be back? I am! And the season premiere did not disappoint. It was sweet! I like the black and white flashbacks, even though the nonlinear...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – The SADdams Family
Gah! We’re down to the final 5! This season is flying by. It seems like just yesterday I was confusing Jordan, Ricky and Evan, and now 2 of them have made it to the end. Don’t ask me which 2 though,...
View ArticleBlood & Oil Episode 3 Recap: Hustle and Flow
Little Lisa is back to navigate you through Boomtown and its inhabitants. Previously we learned Rock Springs, ND has a shit ton of oil that can make you a millionaire overnight. It’s the largest oil...
View ArticleCatching Up With Scream Queens!
Okay. First off, let me say, this show WRECKED me. I was uncertain walking in, and I left even more confused. The show begins with a flashback to 1995. Basically, there’s a party going on so none of...
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