Scream Queens MiniCap: Halloween is canceled.
This episode was a different pace from the others, for sure. Things were happening! Plot was moving at a steady pace- a pace at all! And we’re into it! Like, four things were building throughout. The...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians — The Last Straw
Welcome back K-fans to the “season finale” of this 4-episode arc where so much D.R.A.M.A. happened! Let’s get to it, shall we? At Kendall’s condo – Khloe is eating out of a take-out container. Kendall...
View ArticleHand of God Recap: Mens Only
Hello again, readers!!! I’m here to recap episode 5 of Hand of God for you, and if you’re not excited, you should be. We’re halfway through the season, which is to say, things are getting a teeny tiny...
View ArticleDWTS Recap: Trading Places
Hi, Trashies. It’s the switch up week here on Dancing With the Stars. That means that Louis might get a chance to dance with someone who doesn’t suck! Also, it means no one is going home this week and...
View ArticleThe Unauthorized Melrose Place Story Recap: “Did Somebody Order a Bitch?”
Welcome to Lifetime’s The Unauthorized Melrose Place Story, which is not a look back at the beloved nighttime soap but an inside view of the actors, writers and producers making the show. And since...
View ArticleAHS Hotel Minicap: Chutes & Ladders
In this episode – Number Two so we have a record here, Folks – Ryan Murphy manages to give us the entire back story of almost all the characters AND the hotel, so you better believe he thinks he’s now...
View ArticleFargo Recap: Frozen Accounts
Well howdy there Trash Fellas, and welcome back to the Great State of Minnesota for another maple-n-blood soaked installment’a Fargo! As I’m sure you’ve read (here and here and here and loads of other...
View ArticleScream Queens Recap Episode 4: Halloween is canceled & pumpkin patches are...
A LOT of things were happening on Scream Queens this week. There seems to be no middle ground on this show. You’re either suffering from whiplash, or being lulled to sleep by a sad Chad monologue....
View ArticlePodcap: Empire “Poor Yorick”
Hello, Trashcan Empire! I do a podcast called DeepThots and we’re in love with Empire. Check us out on Soundcloud. I am still recovering from the horrific art crimes that happened last night. Cookie’s...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Snooki, Paris Hilton, Ivanka Trump, Tracy Morgan, Lamar Odom
Page Six – And Lo, A Greasy Marinara Baby Was Conceived In a confession that surprised no one, falling star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi grabbed for relevance today and told Wendy Williams that her daughter...
View ArticleAmerican Horror Story Hotel Recap: Chutes and Exposition
Here we are with Episode 2 already. It may not be as gorgeous or shocking as the premiere, but I think it was a pretty good one! We open up with Hypodermic Sally sewing Rocker Guy/Drug Addict into a...
View ArticleBotched: Dr. Nassif Saved My Life (episode 2)
Ola Amigos- that’s French for Yo, fellow Botched lovers. I was just put on this gig and missed the first episode. Want a recap? People who were all wonky got fixed up proper by two reality TV stars who...
View ArticleThe Amazing Race Recap — Thank You, Chuck Norris!
Hidely ho, Trashtalkerinos, JimbobJones again, here with another week of Amazing Race excitement. But first: We’ve finally got a new name for Scheuster: Team Morning Commute, due to Scheuster’s role as...
View ArticleHow to Get Away With Murder: Skanks Really DO Get Shanked
This episode of How to Get Away With Murder opens with police lights all over the orphan house as medics are trying to save Annalise. As they take Annalise out of the house on a stretcher, she sees...
View ArticleSurvivor Second Chance Recap: All About CrAbi
Hi everyone! Happy weekend! I hope you had a wonderful week. Mine was pretty busy, which is why this recap is a bit late. My niece and nephew turned 4 and 1, respectively, this past week, so I got to...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Jay-Z, Hillary Rhoda, Terry Richardson, Prince William, Lamar...
Page Six – Even Jay-Z Gives Jack Shit About Tidal At a recent copyright infringement trial, rapper, business owner, and creator of the ever pointless music streaming service Tidal, Jay-Z, said that...
View ArticleReign Recap: God Save the Queens
I’ve heard jail isn’t that great. The clothes are ugly, the food’s gross, the alcohol comes from a toilet, and it makes plotting mass murders really hard! This week, our HBICs are all held captive in...
View ArticleBlood & Oil Episode 4 Recap: The Birthday Party
Ready for more Boomtown? I hope you’ve been having fun learning about oil rigs, or at least enjoying the beautiful (not North Dakota) scenery. Previously: Billy got played by Hap and gave up his stake...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Recap: Just Stab Somebody
Hey there trash bags! Welcome back. I love love loved this episode! That’s right. 3 loves. It was just so fun. The only way it could have been better is if Daryl was there or if Father Gabe would have...
View ArticleFargo Minicap: Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?
Oh hey there Trash Fellas! I didn’t see ya there. I was too busy makin’ my world famous sausages. Ya really should have a link or two – trust me when I say they’re to die for! Fargo’s second episode of...
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