Heroes Reborn Ep. 05 – I’m Fairly Sure Michelle Duggar’s an EVO…
Good morning, my little Trashtalkers! You know, I have such random thoughts about this show. For example, what would America’s Got Talent look like? And what if you’re an EVO with a lame talent; for...
View ArticleRHONJ: Teresa Checks In Part 2
This week was part 2 of the 2 parts too long special about Teresa being in jail, and Joe trying to raise their four daughters alone, but also with the help of two huge Italian families. In all...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Katy Perry, Zooey Deschanel, Justin Bieber, Sean Penn, Vajacials
Celebitchy — Katy Perry Dismissed As “Nothingburger” & “Nonthreatening Attachment Object” Whether you like or loathe Katy Perry, the last time I checked all pop stars are manufactured in a plastic...
View ArticleHand of God Episode 6 Recap: Boom (that’s the sound of thunder)
Last episode was just the worst, you guys, UGHHH. To review the important stuff, we learned that Shane and Banksy were hired by some dude in the top floor of a fancy apartment building (not to be...
View ArticleProject Runway: Actually Fashion This Week
Welcome back to Project Runway, gentle viewers. We are but three episodes from the finale, which means that we will soon have a winner of this hundred-yearlong season. I am concerned about using the...
View ArticleLove & Hip Hop: Hollywood Recap: Grandma Always Knows
Christmas came early this year, and it came in the form of this week’s episode of Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood. This week’s episode was truly fantastic. I’ve watched it multiple times, and I laughed...
View ArticleScream Queens MiniCap: Tampons & Secrets.
Just letting you know right off the bat, STILL NO NICK JONAS. Episode opens just where we left off: time to vote! White marble for Chanel, black marble for Zayday. Vomit. And the winner is….it’s a tie?...
View ArticleLadies of London Recap: Just Shoot Me
Cheers, my sweet little Trash cherubs, and welcome back to another week of British Bitches with Bensons. I’m your host Babylegs, and it’s my job to get you through this shit-covered hunting spree...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – Season 9 Finale Part 1
Well it’s been a week and I’m still not in a better place over the loss of Scott. Previously, when Jasmine was unexpectedly eliminated… I worked through, I did the math over and over again until it...
View ArticleRHOC Reunion Recap: What Andy’s Wet Dreams Are Made Of
Hey y’all! It’s time for part one of the housewives’ showdown with the Bravo Queen Bee himself Andy Cohen acting as “mediator” (aka shit stirrer). Previews for the reunion are everything we could have...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Khloe Kardashian, Brandi Glanville, Mythbusters, Back to the...
TMZ – Khloe and Lamar Calling the Divorce Off?? This seems… unlikely? Weird? Poor timing? While You Were Sleeping? Us Magazine – The Bitch is Back Brandi Glanville is reportedly coming back for Real...
View ArticleSister Wives Season: Medical Appointments and Legal Documents
Previously on Sister Wives… Kody seriously thinks that taking Christine to a marriage counseling session counts as an anniversary gift. Robyn wants to have a baby, you guise. Meri finally manages to...
View ArticleDWTS Recap: Video Killed the Radio Star
Hi there, Trashies! After a non-elimination last week, we’re back to the normal show. This week, our couples will be recreating famous dances! So, yeah, I’m expecting that to be cringe worthy. Speaking...
View ArticleScream Queens Episode: Dumb, Dumb, and Slumber (Party)
This episode started out fairly well, seeming to have a sensible plot and layout. For a minute. We start this episode just where we left out last week: Voting!! White marble for Chanel, black marble...
View Article90 Day Fiance: Tick Tock Meet the ‘Rents
Hello Trashtalkers!!! I am loving this show. Just like last season, the foreigners are way too good for their American counterparts. Especially the women coming over to the States to meet up with the...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Chris Rock, Bill Murray, Lamar Odom, Gwyneth Paltrow, Raves
Celebitchy — Chris Rock Announced to Host the Oscars: Will He Offend Sean Penn Again? I love Chris Rock, but he’s best when he gets to perform his own material and cut loose. The Oscars should have...
View ArticleThe Affair Recap: Whitney Explains It All
PART 1: NOAH We start the episode with what else but premium cable sex. Insecure Fuck Machine Noah is that annoying guy who not only wants to make sure that you cum in tandem, but will over analyze...
View ArticleAHS Hotel Recap: These Mommies are seriously THE WORST
Episode 3 already? Let’s hope this season keeps flying by. Newly vampired Tristan wanders through the hotel calling for Mr. March’s ghost. They find each other and Tristan starts reeling off facts and...
View ArticleNew House!
I was going to surprise everyone with a new house, and then I pressed a wrong button and had a shit show of a day. hahaha SHOCKER. Anyhoozle, welcome to the beginnings of our new home. Features will be...
View ArticlePodcap: Empire “Be True”
Hello, Trashcan Empire! Here’s the latest DeepThots podcast. This week, we discuss the alarming depth of Jamal’s V-necks, homoerotic muggings, and father/son lap dances. Then Angie discusses her...
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