Couples Therapy Recap: Loose Lips Sink Ships
Don’t worry about her, she’s my personal shopper from Foot Locker.Howdy, Trashmii! Let’s get right into this cry-fest, shall we? We pick up right after Kelsey threw the juice into Ghost’s face. He’s...
View ArticleDownton Abbey: Mary Mary Quite Contrary
Previously on Rich People Have Silly Problems Edith had some fun so her mean aunt slut shamed her, Bates bullied Mrs. Hughes into telling a secret, Anna framed her entire reaction to her rape through...
View ArticleThe Millionaire Matchmaker: V-Day with The POTUS & The Hillbilly
She says she likes mud and Adam likes that about her. He finds her simple. Me, too, Adam. Me, too.
View ArticleMinicap: Sister Wives
In memory of Drake, HRH packs a dead dog in her luggage. Or maybe that IS Drake. Howdy, Trashmii! Our ep this week was mostly set in Wyoming, where Kody, the wives and some of the kids went to be with...
View Article#Rich Kids of Beverly Hills: Cabo Part Two
Really, EJ? You’re going to let Earvin “Magic” Johnson have his moment? I’m losing my love for EJ, a little at a time.
View ArticleVIDEO: 2 Gays: 1 Sochi: Olympics Opening Ceremony in 3 Minutes
The gays may not be invited to the Olympics, but they’re watching more fabulously from their couches anyway. Suck it, Putin! For recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter, and for fun TV mockery...
View ArticleTop Chef Finale: How To Win By Losing
Hello again Trashmiies, and welcome back this one last time before we put this season of Top Chef Total Bullshit to bed for good. My name is J-Mo, and for the last 126 days we’ve spent a lot of time...
View ArticleComment Showcase Winners
Who would hack us? I mean, seriously. Who? Not funny Dude. in an attempt at funny (?) is Shia LaBeouf who put a bag over his head to call attention to himself and, presumably, his forthcoming movie....
View ArticleMob Wives Recap: Life Sentences
Hola Trashies! This week, Eddie gets sentenced, Renee tries to settle things with Natalie, Drita tries to broker peace, and Big Ang (Yay!) is awesome. We start out with Alicia on the phone with...
View ArticleMinicap: The Bachelor
Hi, Trashies. All types of hell is going on this week, so I’m extra pissed off at The Bachelor. This week, JP and his harem are down in New Zealand. But they all posed with Chris Harrison instead. The...
View ArticleSister Wives Recap: The Way We Were
2 months after 9/11, and all the Browns can think about is fooling around with cement. And DON’T tell me they did it “for the troops”.Howdy, Trashmii! Let’s get right into our ep! We open with the...
View ArticleRHOBH Recap: Turning of the Shrew
Before I begin, I have to show you the 2 Gays: 1 Olympics Opening Ceremony video I made. If you like it, share it! I love hits! xo Thanks! Now on with the show. Previously on The Real Housewives of...
View ArticleAUDITIONS: TrashTalkTV Seeking Jerks Who Like To Write
Almost a hundred percent of our fantastic writers came from open call audition battles, and it’s one of my favorite times of year. Think you have what it takes to rip apart the dumdums on your TV in a...
View ArticleTrue Detective Recap: Idiot Bikers and Amazing Camera Work
Hi all. Did anyone else miss True Detective last week? As much time as these recaps take, I still want MORE. Anyway, two weeks ago we got a great deal of insight into Marty’s lady problems, Rust...
View ArticlePump Rules Recap: Everybody Hates Kris(ten)
Helloooooo, Trashtalkers!! Well, da-YUM. Kristen met her karma this week but GOOD. I almost felt bad for her, but then she kept talking… and yeah, that miserable twat needs to shut it right quick...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #114: Fights, Finales, Reunions, and Wesley Snipes
So much happened on Bravo this week that it’s a miracle we fit it all in on this week’s “Watch What Crappens.” We start with the “Vanderpump Rules” finale where seven of our brightest young minds...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset Recap: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
Hola Trashies! This episode was kind of slow on the high drama, yet emotional and though provoking. Damn you Bravo! However, thank GOD for Reza because he and GG have a fantastic interaction at the...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset Recap: Somebody’s Getting Marrrriiiied!
Hola Trashinitas! Sorry for the lateness of last week’s recap, hopefully my swiftness at getting this up will make up for it! I hope? So this episode was great and reminded us of all the great things...
View ArticleDownton Abbey Recap: Pigs Make Strange Bedfellows
Previously on Downton, a visiting heterosexual male resisted Mary’s dubious charms, the sun rose in the West, Edith learned what all those Scarlett Woman Red dresses led to before the pill, and Bates...
View ArticleCouples Therapy Recap: Let Them Eat Cake
Voted Couple Least Likely to Succeed.Howdy, Trashmii! Let’s get right into this Very Special (Not) Episode! We open with Jenn proclaiming “sometimes, the damage is beyond repair”. I assume she’s...
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