Minicap: Sister Wives
The only known photo of the mythical Lost Brown Child, seen here running for his life, later to be known as Bigfoot. Howdy, Trashmii! I hope you’re all enjoying your long weekend. I’ve been keeping...
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Good Monday morning Trash Talkers, and Minnesota is sending a new wave of icky weather (sorry about the sophisticated meteorological jargon) to the east coast. Sorry. We all know that nobody could toss...
View ArticleReal World Ex-plosion Recap: Guess who’s coming to dinner?
Trashiis! We’re going for a true recap this week. With no show last week we wanted to refresh your memory before it airs again this week. You’re welcome. So let’s get right to it. The roomies come...
View ArticleMinicap: The Bachelor
Hi, Trashies! I took a quick break from watching House of Cards to watch the train wreck that was this week’s episode of The Bachelor! Can we possibly mix the two shows somehow? This week, the ladies...
View Article#Rich Kids of Beverly Hills: Inferior Designs
BEVERLY HILLS FACT: If you are over the age range of 18-21, the only reason for cranberry juice is for a UTI or a yeast infection.
View ArticleRHOBH Recap: Bigot, Travesty, Wraith, Larva
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle finally got the attention of her husband by holding balls, … This ball is a hundred dollars and hour and is named Chris. Will you come to Puerto...
View ArticleSister Wives Recap: Make It Work
This square inch here is your best feature, so I’ll be highlighting that.Howdy, Trashmii! Welcome to the 3rd to last (pen-penultimate?) episode of this season of Sister Wives. Did you know they were...
View ArticleTrue Detective Recap: Time is a Flat Circle
Hi True Detective fanatics. I’ve started to see much, much more chatter on the web about this show all of a sudden and a lot more of my friends seem to be watching and dissecting it at every turn. My...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #115: Seriously, Low Down Heifa? Seriously?
It’s a big show this week. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) have almost too much to skewer, what with the second reunion of Vanderpump Rules, the attempted takedown of Lisa V on...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Big Balls
The Atlanta housewives have been a lot to handle this season. I almost can’t process it all but let’s take a stab at it. Ugh, I shouldn’t have said stab. Apollo might get more ideas. Last week, Apollo...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset Minicap: Reunion Part 1
Hola Trashies! The first part of the Reunion was last night and it was far and above better than last year’s horrible cringefest. The Good: The Shahs are seated around a dinner table with grand...
View ArticleAlmost Human – What a Bunch of Hacks
We open with Rudy is clicking away at a computer. There’s images of Dorian scrolling by, and some sort of close up on a hand with tubes and huh, it’s a kid holding a toy car. Mysterious!Dorian is...
View ArticleChristina Aguilera Bakes a New Bun
I’m sorry to open this with a title that references carbs, but I can’t believe Christina Aguilera is pregnant! Not because it’s unnatural or gross or creepy that she’s knocked up by some production...
View ArticleBrandi Glanville Might Possibly Be Full of Shit Maybe But I Doubt It
You aren’t gonna believe this, you guys, but it seems that Brandi Glanville, infamous “Slut Pig” of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, is being accused of being a bit less than truthful. NO! She...
View ArticleMinicap: Couples Therapy
Why yes, Jen, I do have more than one outfit. I have 2 pair of sweats! Howdy, Trashmii! This week’s ep was certainly packed with drama. How much of that was real, is anyone’s guess. Liz claims she’s...
View ArticleUnder the Gunn Recap – Roman Holiday (no, not that kind)
This week, each mentor is down to 3 designers each. Well that’s mighty convenient. We open with Nick’s team being worried since he threw Isabelle under the bus they are unsure if he would support them...
View ArticleWelcome to Myrtle Manor RECAP Poo-Pourri
I just love all the crap in the back of this shotLast week, Chelsey and Jared went on their “Honeymoon.” And we learned that Chelsey is eager to start a family with her idiot manchild husband. Amanda...
View ArticleDance Moms Recap: I Hate Abby. And I Don’t Mean The Downton Version
“Wingman Down” I hope we’re ready to hear Abby complain about how mean Kelly was last week. Annnnddd… we’re off, she’s at the front desk with two people I’ve never seen before telling them that Kelly...
View ArticleReal World Ex-Plosion: Recap EX-PECTING?
Hey Trashii’s! So last week there was no show, we presumed it was to allow these super talented wonder kids to compete in the Olympics, but in the 3 events we actually watched, we didn’t see them....
View ArticleShahs of Sunset Star Mercedes Javid PREGNANT?!?!
As a country, we have many fears. Nuclear war, a virus that will turn us all into zombies, gay people. But what’s about to happen tops all of those fears and creates its own bone chilling segment in...
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