Dancing with the Stars: Bye Bye, Brooke!
Greetings, Trashies! I’m coming to you a few weeks early to share the absolute greatest news ever! Over the past few seasons of Dancing with the Stars, I’ve made no secret that I absolutely loathe...
View ArticleCouples Therapy Recap: Everybody Hurts
Yep. That’s your hopes and dreams going up in smoke, Jon.Howdy, Trashmii! Let’s get right into the Episode of Breakthroughs, shall we? We open by picking up where we left off last week, Drunky and...
View ArticleDownton Abbey: Bates Sucks. Again. Some More.
Previously on Lady Sybil Should Come Back as a Zombie Rose indulged in some canoe PTA just like we used to do at church camp, Mary and Blake made sparks fly in pig shit which is against the laws of...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 News: A-Dumb News Update… He’s Still Alive.
As report by TMZ.com yesterday, A-Dumb Lind survived a fiery crash in his 2001 Corvette. And here we thought he was a douche. TMZ reported that he was going really, really super fast and collided with...
View ArticleMinicap: Sister Wives
Just in case you forgot the utter horror of this Nazi-inspired, naugahyde-upholstery-fabric-crafted monstrosity. And her dress. Howdy, Trashmii! Welcome to the final 2 episodes of this season. Date...
View ArticleComment Showcase Winners and New Nominations
Trash Talk TV Trivia Time! Since I’m not especially funny like our hilarious commenters, I have decided to play on my best asset… trivia. I am the most trivial person most people I know, and I have...
View ArticleBiggest Loser Winner Can’t Win After Loss
Spoiler Alert: You’re BOTH wrong! Hey guys, have you gotten sick of thin shaming yet? Me neither! A girl just can’t win. Rachel Fredrickson dropped a hundred and fifty something pounds on this past...
View ArticleHeroes Returns to NBC: What Will They Steal Next?
NBC, counting on America’s terrible short term memory, has announced that they’re bringing Heroes back for a 13 episode run in 2015. They’ve even released a super riveting promo about it: This vid is...
View ArticleKenya Moore’s African Gigolo Prince
OH LAWD! When Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kenya Moore told us on the show that she is dating an “African Prince”, we were all a bit stumped. Did she meet an African on the street who imitates...
View ArticleMinicap: The Bachelor
Greetings, Trashies. We start the “two part Bachelor even” with the hometown dates. It’s the episode we all wait for because we get to see whose family are simply enablers and who is actually realistic...
View ArticleMiniCap: Drag Race
In glorious Technicolor!Hello, hello, hello! New season of RuPaul’s Drag Race is finally here! Later than expected but Ru’s decided to reward us by shaking things up a bit, which is always appreciated....
View ArticleSister Wives Recap: We’ve Only Just Begun
Jesus, if you’re up there, please strike me dead now.Howdy, Trashmii! Welcome to your supersized Sister Wives recap! The first ep opens about a day before the Commitment. Kody rehashes, for the...
View ArticleRHOBH Recap: “This Won’t Be Checkmate”
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle tried to get Lisa apologize for something having to do with allegations that mouth breathing Mauri hires tranny hookers, … NO! I just hire the...
View ArticleTrue Detective Recap: Angels and Devils on Your Shoulders
Hi all. Welcome back to the show currently occupying about 85% of my resting brain capacity. Another day, another handful of fascinating articles about this show. Today I read two…one sent to me by my...
View ArticleAlmost Human Recap: The Gift of the Magi
Welcome back to another week of Almost Human. My husband agreed that my snark-free recaps were boring as hell so the sarcasm has happily returned (for the 3 of you still reading these recaps, i’m sure...
View ArticlePaula Deen is Coming Black
If your career is ruined by admissions that you used the N word in your past, where do you make a public appearance to ensure a sympathetic crowd? Why, Florida, of course! Paula Deen appeared at the...
View ArticleSurvivor Cagayan: Cast Preview
This has been on the net for awhile, but we haven’t posted it here so it’s new to us, m’kay? Survivor comes back tomorrow, Weds Feb 26th on CBS! WTFrick? I thought I had another week of being a lazy...
View Article#RichKidsofBeverlyHills: Mauricio, Merv and Morgan’s Lament
The chefs make a gourmet doggie meal and Roxy is traumatized to learn that Lilly’s favorite treat, Bully Sticks, happens to be bull penises. That has to be the most ridiculous sentence I’ve ever typed...
View ArticleCBS Orders Matthew Perry Pilot: The Odd Couple
Matthew Perry became a star playing Chanandler Bong in Friends. He was so so so good on that show! And that’s the last show that starred Matthew Perry I ever said that about. Lord knows he’s tried to...
View ArticleDownton Abbey Minicap: Season Blahnale
Trashies I am leaving for vacation in an hour and won’t be back home until next Tuesday. So here’s a quick lowdown on the longest two hours of my life. Seriously, was this season finale/Christmas...
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