RHOA Recap: The Bailey Brawl
Last week, Porsha screeched out enough decent notes to get a role in Kandi’s musical. Kenya threw a charity ball shrouded in shady intentions and NeNe impressed everyone with her ability to murder the...
View ArticleCouples Therapy Recap: The Cross I Bear That You Gave To Me
Welcome to Jon Gosselin’s performance art piece: “How I Single-Handedly Ruined My Own Life”. Howdy, Trashmii! It’s the last ep before the finale, so let’s get to curing these hos! We open with...
View ArticleDance Moms News: Melissa and Her Kids Have No Backbones
In a recent interview on the AfterBuzz TV AfterShow, reported by International Business Times (March 2, 2014), Melissa, Madi, and Mack were interviewed about what Dance Moms is “really like behind the...
View ArticleThe Millionaire Matchmaker: Trust Fund and the Footballer
Patti’s arm must have stretched all the way to Hawaii because the selfie she took looked decent.
View ArticleReal World Ex-plosion: Recap Ex-asperating
Hola Trasholas! Welcome to another week of Real World. This is going to be short and sweet as our grandmother passed away this past week and we are in-between family craziness. This show is losing...
View ArticleComment Showcase Winners
Everybody watch the Oscars last night? Oh never mind what and who won. We just care about who looked really good… No, we REALLY care about who looked bad. Or silly. Or made us wonder “Just HOW much did...
View ArticleMinicap: The Bachelor
Howdy, Trashies! It’s the penultimate episode of The Bachelor. That means, it’s the episode where the women tell all…or, at least all that the producers will let them say. “No, I don’t think Juan Pablo...
View ArticleAmazing Race Recap: Backpack it up!
Episode 2 already?! This season is just flying by! Don’t get us started on how fast time goes, just a few AR seasons ago our daughter, Lil’ C, used to be a tiny baby but now she’s a three-foot tall...
View ArticleRHOBH Recap: The Hen Ultimate Episode
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Chucky got a new wig, … Adele lost a couple hundred pounds, … and poor Angelina got cut out of a fun selfie by some nobody. OK, that was the Oscars,...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Orange County Has a New Beeyatch in Town
I still haven’t recovered from the finale of Real Housewives of Orange County, where the Iraq vet yelled at an old woman for putting her feet on the couch. I mean FEET. ON THE. COUCH. It was a riveting...
View ArticleMiniCap: Drag Race
Hello again, Trashalehs. It’s time for RuPaul’s second big opening. And to be honest, since we learned about all the twists last week, it was kind of anticlimactic. Not that the girls weren’t trying...
View ArticleMarylin Monroe Sex Tape Shelved
Were you guys excited to see the sex tape featuring Marylin Monroe being banged by the Kennedy brothers? I was, if only to show the idiot teens of this generation that they didn’t invent sex tapes. You...
View ArticleDancing With the Stars: Season 18 Cast Revealed!
Greetings, Trashies! Well, it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for. Dancing With the Stars has revealed the cast and pairings for season 18. Before we get to that, there are a few more changes to...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #117: The Calm Before the (Sh**) Storm
Check out our Crappens Facebook page for announcements and to hang out with us and other listeners. Also follow us on Twitter to ask us stuff and talk crap. Ronnie is writing recaps of the season...
View ArticleTrue Detective Recap: Unfinished Business
Who’s excited for the final two episodes of True Detective! I’m on the edge of my seat. Last week we found out what REALLY led to the Rust/Marty rift back in 2002, and it was a doozy (though many...
View ArticleTeresa and Joe Giudice Confess to Lots of Stuff
It didn’t look like this day would ever come. Teresa and Joe Giudice have actually admitted to doing something wrong. In all the years watching the table flipping (the hooah made her mad), drunk...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: False Positive (For Baby), Not For STDs
Last week… well, let’s leave the past in the past. Jenelle is talking to Tory about her pregnancy. She comes out of the bathroom and it shows that she’s prego. Tory is praying that the extra line...
View ArticleAre You The One? Minicap: Cry Me A River
Hola Trashmiites! Last night’s Are You The One? was full of tears and drama. The aftermath of the Paige/Chris T. Truth Booth confirmation dominated the first part of the show. Shanley is still...
View ArticleAuditions: Here Comes Honey BooBoo
We had almost a hundred auditions this season, and they were hilarious. Thanks to everyone who entered! Alas, we couldn’t post that many, so here are our top 10 percent for your vote. Remember that...
View ArticleAuditions: Chopped Canada
We had almost a hundred auditions this season, and they were hilarious. Thanks to everyone who entered! Alas, we couldn’t post that many, so here are our top 10 percent for your vote. Remember that...
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