Auditions: Duck Dynasty
We had almost a hundred auditions this season, and they were hilarious. Thanks to everyone who entered! Alas, we couldn’t post that many, so here are our top 10 percent for your vote. Remember that...
View ArticleAlmost Human Recap: The Bitter End (of the season)
You guys we made it, we’re in the final stretch, it’s time for the season finale of Almost Human. We survived seeing episodes aired out of order and it’s time to see what elements tie together and what...
View ArticleBrooke Burke Sticks it to Dancing With the Stars
Brooke Burke’s publicists are extremely excited to announce that their extremely sweet, beautiful, dull as dirtworms client has a new job! Turning letters? Reading the weather off cue cards?...
View ArticleThe Bachelor Recap: The Women Tell All
Hi, Trashies! Aren’t you excited for the annual Women Tell What the Producers Will Let Them All special? I am only because it’s a good reason for me to drink even more than I usually do while watching...
View ArticleDrag Race Recap: Party City Showgirls
Oi, Trashinhas. Welcome to RuPaul’s Big Opening 2: The Quickening. When last we saw the queens, BenDeLaCreme won a big jeweled package but no immunity, Gia Gunn had some shit to talk because her middle...
View ArticleSurvivor in 2 Minutes: Bells, Whistles, Butterfly Effeck
In this week’s Survivor in 2 Minutes, everyone gets rained on, the beautiful people have trouble with machinery, and an Ashton Kutcher movie causes major drama. Want more RonnieK? I’m currently...
View ArticleComment Showcase Time to Vote
My favorite Best of SNL is the skit in which President Reagan is holding a press conference in his dotty-but-lovable-everybody’s-favorite-uncle persona. As the room is cleared of reporters he swings...
View ArticleFace Off Recap: Anime Dopplegangers
You guys, I was skeptical about this trip to Japan for the designers, but based solely on the “coming up on this episode” segment before the show it looks SO COOL and I am officially nerding out. You...
View ArticleBut What About The Children?: Joe and Teresa Answer
Ever since the criminal counts against Joe and Teresa Giudice were announced, sweet and innocent fans of the couple have had one burning question: WHAT ABOUT THE CHILLRENS?!?!? While I agree that...
View ArticleMinicap: Couples Therapy
Me Gosselin! Gosselin angry! Gosselin S-M-A-S-H! Howdy, Trashmii! We’re finally at the end of the road for this season! This ep was a series of vignettes showing how much everyone had allegedly grown....
View ArticleWhat Happened to Khloe Kardashian’s Face?
I don’t really have much to say about this one, and none of my friends in the living, breathing world will discuss this nonsense with me so as usual, I turn to you, Trashmii! WHAT THE FRICK HAS KHLOE...
View ArticleGame of Thrones Mixtape Kinda Badass
Have you guys heard about the soon to be released Game of Thrones mixtape? I hadn’t, and thought it was a joke when I came across the story last night. I pressed play on the Soundcloud sample of “King...
View ArticleSouthern Charm Recap: STABBIN’ Cabin?!
Helloooooo, Trashtalkers! How the hell are ya? It’s been two weeks since I saw you last, but it feels like a lifetime. I’ve climbed back into the polo saddle and ridden across the country to recap...
View ArticleScandal Recap: No One Touches This First Lady
Hucklings! Can you believe it’s already time for another Scandal episode? It seems like just yesterday I was watching Quinn lure a child into her car with the promise of ice cream. Let’s see what the...
View ArticleUnder The Gunn Recap: Beach Party City
We open this week with the contestants talking about how horrible Anya was with Nicholas. Shan doesn’t have any issues with her – he says “I don’t need anyone to sugarcoat anything with me”. I feel...
View ArticleRHOBH Reunion Preview: Witchy Fu**in’ Poo
The finale of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is coming up on Monday, and it will be soon followed by the reunion. This is gonna shock you, but it’s going to be an hour or five of grilled cheese faces...
View ArticleThe Face Recap: Let the Face Begin
Naomi just says ‘no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Got a LOT to learn”. She said “no” NINE times. I rewound that scene seven times just to be sure. I’m going to love this show.
View ArticleWelcome to Myrtle Manor Recap: Lights Out!
This was in the opening scenes. Where did this chick come from?Last week, Jared proved he could play guitar, Amanda met a new man- the team mascot for the Myrtle Beach Pelicans, Miss Peggy seemingly...
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