Comment Showcase Votes
We had some great suggestions for the award to replace The Ronnie, and there was support for some and even some debate on others. Loved Sheesh’s Harry Durbin, but there is a definite problem with...
View ArticleRHONY: The Fish Egg Anniversary
Hi, you fabulous trash talkers, you! Well, the good news is that I have FINALLY found a place to live. The bad news is that I don’t have Aviva’s team of 15 gorgeous, efficient movers to do my legwork...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 4 Mid-season Finale Recap: 100th episode of Dancing Madness
FINALLY we are here at the mid-season finale and I don’t know about anyone else but there have been so many changes during this season I am not surprised they had to cram all of the finale into ninety...
View ArticleDrag Race Recap: Can We Talk?
Bon jour, Trashettes. Previously, Ru wanted to kill me with a RuPersized episode but I tag teamed with Pope Philly and we got shit done. Bianca spread her cranky fairy godmother magic all over Trinity...
View ArticleFlipping Out Recap: Jenni’s Back (And you’re gonna be in trouble)
Good day, Flipping Out fans! Before I delve into this yummy nonsense, please allow me to direct you to my substitute recap of Southern Charm, aka the other decadent, guilty pleasure I pour myself and...
View ArticleJim Henson’s Creature Shop Challenge Recap – All In All It’s Just Another...
Welcome back to another week of puppet fun on Jim Henson’s Creature Workshop. Just like last week, I’m going to throw out a special thanks to Patrick Johnson who has been spoon-feeding me puppetry...
View ArticleScandal Recap: The Price of Free and Fair Election
Oh, my lovely Gladiators. Can you believe we’ve reached the end of the line? It seems like just yesterday I started recapping this season with vim and vigor, which collapsed into Ofitzia hatred almost...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: A Finale and a Funeral
It’s been a long and interesting season. Shoes have been thrown, threats have been issued and friendships have been ruined and that was just in one episode! Tonight, all will be wrapped up in what is...
View ArticleOnce Upon A Time Recap: The Uncharmings
Hello Trash Talkies, Sorry this cap is sooooo incredibly late but I had a super busy week at work so it put a bit of a delay on this. Also, it seemed Easter was the perfect day to cap cause well…....
View ArticleMarried to Medicine Recap: Baby Talk
Last week, Dr. Heavenly set women back 50 years and pleasantly plump women back 20 pounds. Quad avoided baby talk like she avoids Merriam-Webster. Mariah gave terrible, unsolicited advice to a Benetton...
View ArticleRHOC Recap: Plumeria is a LOTION
Hellooooo, Trashtalkers!! Are you as excited for OC to return as I am? Probably not, because I am STUPID excited. So excited, I might head down to Cut Fitness to get my bikini body ready for summer and...
View ArticleMinicap: My Five Wives — We’ll Be There for You
Brady and the First Two Wives — The Early Years I knew I was tempting fate when in last week’s recap I remarked about the lack of depiction of the 24 children in the household. Sure enough, the powers...
View ArticleComment Showcase Winners
Well it’s official Trashmii, we have a new(ish) award and a new religion. What could be sweeter than that. Those? Aunt Dorsey and Squirrel have endorsed the L. Ronnie (Hubbard) for first place, and our...
View ArticleMinicap: Lindsay
I have to get up at 5 in the morning and “Sparkle, Lindsay, sparkle!”Howdy, Trashmii, and welcome to the final 2 episodes of this hard-hitting “documentary” series. In the first ep, Linds appeared in a...
View ArticleMiniCap: Devious Maids
Hello, all! This is ElvisMama, and I’m here to guide you though the next 13 weeks of….<dramatic pause>…Devious Maids! In preparation for this most sacred duty, I spent this past weekend...
View ArticleMarriage Boot Camp Recap, 2.7: Sex is the Glue
<Barry White Voice> Hello all you sexy people. Today, we are going to be lighting candles, putting on some soft music, breaking out the massage oil (canola for Blanca) and getting ready for some...
View ArticleDancing With the Stars: It’s My Party
Hi there, Trashies! It’s “Party Anthem Night” here on DWTS. That means RedFoo (is that how you spell it?) from LMFAO is here. You know, when I think I “ballroom,” I think LMFAO. This just screams...
View ArticleGame of Thrones Recap: Sad, Rapey Horns
This week, the theme is once again that the Game of Thrones universe is a horrific place full of death and rape! Hoorah! We’ve got Sansa falling into some very rapey talons, Cersei getting raped by...
View ArticleMiniCap: Drag Race
We meet again, Trashmii. It’s the makeover episode and, if I’m being honest, it’s losing some of its zing. Maybe it’s because this year’s theme was a little convoluted, or maybe it’s because at least...
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