Dance Moms Season 4 Reunion Recap: Roadkill is Better
Before I start this recap I must tell you all how much I adore you guys and appreciate all of your support and comments. So I feel terrible that I encouraged you all to watch this reunion show. It was...
View ArticleChrisley Knows Best: Hey Chloe, It’s Your Birthday!
This week is the Chrisley Knows Best finale! With the second season on its way, I have a feeling we won’t even have a chance to miss this family before they are back on USA Network. Plus, this was a...
View ArticleDrag Race Recap: Nice Day for a Drag Wedding
Kaixo, Trash pixka! Previously, Logo decided to further mess with me by moving Drag Race to 10:00 but I just laughed and blew off going to the gym in the morning so I could get my minicap up. Because...
View ArticleFlipping Out Recap: A Boxerbrief Too Far
Hi Flipping Out fans! I must say, after the fireworks (literally and figuratively) of recapping the Southern Charm finale...
View ArticleHouse of Food: Tastes Like Crazy
And we’re back with episode four of House of Food, also known as The Episode In Which Harrison Goes Batshit Insane. Also, some cooking, but mostly the insane. We open with Harrison, in his flannel,...
View ArticleThe Good Wife Doublecap: Where There’s No Will, There’s No Way
Hey Trashmii! I finally got around to recapping the last 2 eps of this show. Er, thanks for waiting! as they taught me to say in customer service. Would you believe me if I said I keep coming here to...
View ArticleOrphan Black Recap – Little Girl Lost
I just discovered yesterday that I’m recapping season 2 of Orphan Black, so apologies for the late recap my friends. That said, how excited are you guys for season 2? I am so giddy it’s unbelievable –...
View ArticleSurvivor Doublecappage: Busting Trust and Idol-a-try
Hello you lovely Trashmies you! As you may already know from the comment I left you all earlier this week, life (my life, that is) is currently a big ole bag of dicks. If I had five clones I still...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Reunion Pt. 1
Ready for a gown full of crazy? It’s the long-awaited reunion. Let’s see if these broads can deliver on all of the media hype. The reunion starts with Andy greeting all of the ladies as usual. First,...
View ArticleMarriage Boot Camp 2.7: Leap or Die Frying
Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening fellow fans of craptastic television. Let’s get right into this week’s fire-y new episode. The morning after the sex episode and everyone is tired. Gloria and Mark are...
View ArticleMinicap: My Five Wives — Love is All We Need
Valentine’s Day bouquets for all the wives Welcome to another ho-hum episode of the Williams’ family adventures routine existence. It’s Valentine’s Day, so we get to see Brady pick up five bouquets of...
View ArticleComment Showcase Winners
Well, it finally happened. George Clooney is engaged to be married. Size zero women everywhere are sitting in dark corners, spooning out Haagen-Dazs, as tears run down their air-brushed cheeks. Sad...
View ArticleDevious Maids Minicap
Previously on Devious Maids – Marisol was engaged to a creeper named Nicholas whose former wife, Dahlia, “jumped” off a bridge to her death, and whose maid, Opal, no likey Miss Marisol. Valentinzzz...
View ArticleMy Five Wives: Love is All We Need
Welcome kind readers! Hope you are all are enjoying the journey we are taking with Brady and his family! Ho-hum. This episode is billed as the season finale; however it didn’t seem so. Nothing much...
View ArticleDancing With the Stars Recap: Livin’ La Vida Injured
Hey, Trashies! It’s Latin Night on Dancing With the Stars. Once again, we have another guest judge and it’s…Ricky Martin? He’s still around? I wonder if he’ll be as bad as the last few. Also, Danica...
View ArticleMiniCap: Drag Race
Hey there, Trashmii! Didn’t you just love last night’s episode? Wasn’t it awesome? Oh, it wasn’t? You thought it was a load of crap and were disappointed not just by the results but by what looked like...
View ArticleMad Men Recap: Stupor Man Returns
Hello again, Trashies. Welcome back to the happiest happy hour on television. Previously on Mad Men: Don meddled with Ted and Peggy’s Rosemary’s Baby St. Joseph’s spot, sowing seeds of bitterness that...
View ArticleRHOC Recap: The Wrath of Dubrow
Helloooo, Trashtalkers! This was kind of snooze, no? I mean the beginning had some promise with Heather’s weird revelation to Eddie and her listening on Tamra calling her out for having a stick up...
View ArticleAmazing Race Recap: Celebrating the Excellence of Ford
It’s Amazing Race All Star time!! We are cruising through this season. This is leg 9 and things are getting heated! There are five teams left in play: The Afghanamals, Brokeback, CMT, Remission and...
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