Penny Dreadful Recap: Death By Florid Language
Hello, Trashmii, and my apologies for being so late. Truth be told, this one was a slog. It was like a 45 minute prelude with no actual episode. But that’s no excuse so, previously Billie Piper tested...
View ArticleL.A. Hair Recap: A Beauty Salon full of Ugly
Hello Trash Talkers! Hope you are all having a good hair day. That was most certainly not what was going on on Episode 2 of LA Hair. Does it ever? Last week we watched as Anthony and a new man Lisa (or...
View ArticleMarriage Boot Camp Reality Stars 1,1: The Ambush
Why hello there! I am JellyNYC- you may remember me from such recaps as Marriage Boot Camp…and nothing else, thus far. I am happy to steer this ship of cynicism, this boat of disbelief, this vessel of...
View ArticleMiniCap: Penny Dreadful
Hello, hello, hello! And welcome back to episode 4 of Penny Dreadful. Now that everyone’s been introduced and we really, most sincerely, want Caliban run out of town with torches and pitchforks, it’s...
View ArticleDevious Maids Minicap, S2 Ep. 7 – Betrayal
Hola, Trashmiitos y Trashmiitas! Que pasa? This week’s epi got all kinds of loco on our ass, right? I was surprised at how shocked I actually was by the shocking ending! Anyway, here’s a quick look...
View ArticleComment Showcase Winners
Happy Monday Trash Talkers, and I hope your weekend was dryer than the one we Minneapolitans enjoyed. Since we got wet if we ventured outside, what better excuse to stay in and read the hilarious...
View ArticleMinicap: The Bachelorette
Hi, Trashies. So, I’m an idiot. For some reason, I thought that the Two-Night Bachelorette Event was on Monday and Tuesday. I did not realize an episode aired on Sunday until a friend emailed me to...
View ArticleMinicap – 24: LIve Another Day
This week on 24, Jack finally gets his hall pass back, and London learns what happens when you don't trust the greatest hero the world has ever known.
View ArticleRHOC Recap: NO-klahoma
Hey Ya’ll! This was another snoozy episode, but Vicki being a fish out of water in Oklahoma made it worth every minute. I wonder if I can order lamb fries online and have them sent to her house… We...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: The Rise of Evil-Courtney
Hello Trashies, Late again, two for two! The title for this isn’t going to make any sense, until near the end. She should never have been rude to Jaimee. Yep I’ve changed that greeting again, according...
View ArticleFood Network Star Recap: A Whole Premiere of Crazy
Hi, Trashies! And welcome to the tenth season of Food Network Star, where the geniuses populating the Food Network gather a bunch of wannabe cooking celebs, force them into “culinary stories” the...
View ArticleDevious Maids Recap: Betrayal, Booty Calls, Beeyotches and BAM!
Previously: Yummy Reggie got Rosie a job at Papa Ken Miller’s and was so impressed with her (and, let’s face it, her boobs) that he asked her out. What we know, and she doesn’t, is that he’s plotting...
View ArticleRHONY: Black Beauty & White Guilt
Hi, you fabulous Trashtalkers, you! First off, thanks for constantly amazing me with your wit, big hearts and vast knowledge. I just wanted to get that out there in case this episode kills me. Which...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #130: Gross Embarrassing Americans of London
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) talk the new Ladies of London. It’s a damn wonderful mess. Also on tap, Kandi’s Wedding, RHOC, RHONY, and Married to Medicine. Come on in! Want...
View ArticleUntying the Knot Show Premiere Minicap: Battle of the Buddha Head
Hello Trash Talkers! It’s Floshizzle, of Dance Moms madness and aspiring divorce expert. With all of the damn Hollywood weddings being flung in our face, not to mention the zillions of bridal shows, it...
View ArticleI Wanna Marry “Harry” Recap Twerks and Paps
Wait…we are still here?Episode 3. Maybe the third time is the charm. Doubtful, but MisRed is an eternal optimist. The Remaining LivestockAt the end of the last episode we were deprived of the...
View ArticleFamous In 12 Recap: Gettin’ Famous By Being Shameless
You guys. Omigod, you guys. I have a high tolerance for low-class reality. I have watched Joe Millionaire. I watched all three seasons of Rock of Love. You guys, I even watched Married By America. I...
View ArticleComment Showcase Vote
In a rare moment of serious insight, Itchy summed up the appropriateness of the Bachlorette banter about Dead Eric. There was much fun made of him, and there were commenters on other sites who thought...
View ArticleGame of Thrones Recap: Pop Goes the Viper
Well, that was disappointing. As a book reader, I knew Oberyn was doomed from the start. I somehow still managed to get attached; I hoped against hope that, along with the other major changes to the...
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