Bad Girls Club: Basic Boring Bitches
You know what Trashies? I’m done with Redd, Loren, and Britt. I was done with Redd and Loren about 2 episodes ago, but now we can add Britt’s boring ass to the group of bitches I dislike the most. We...
View ArticleThe Bachelorette: Boyz II (Old) Men
Howdy, Trashies. This week is going to hurt. Why did ABC decide that we needed four hours of this trainwreck this week? At least next week is supposedly just a “what we’ve seen so far” one-hour...
View ArticleL.A. Hair Season 3 Episode 3 Minicap: Hotlanta, Hair We Come
Hello Trash Talkers! I don’t know about you but I was luvin the explosion of booty and bad hair roaming around L.A. Hair last night. Pretend celebrities EVERYWHERE TOO! Let’s give a little heads up on...
View ArticleUntying the Knot Recap: Bitching Over Buddha
Hello Trash Talkers! Cheers to Bravo for giving a little REAL on relationships by bringing us another sadistically enjoyable show which is all about a subject swept under the reality rug… divorce!...
View ArticleLadies of London Recap: Faux Pas-lo in the Park
Well hello my DARLINGS! It’s MissKitty. You may know me from such recaps as Flipping Out and Southern Charm. I’m a huge reality TV fan, and sometimes I don’t even remember what I ever DID before Bravo....
View ArticlePenny Dreadful Recap: Ethan’s Got Facets
Welcome back, Trashmii! We’re midway through the season so let’s recap where we’ve been. Dorian’s like the Victorian Brad Pitt and everyone wants to bone him. But he’s good with that. Victor reanimated...
View ArticleOrange is the New Black Recap: Please tell me you don’t want to snuggle
Hello Trashies! So, after a year away, the series that is worth the price of admission to Netflix on it’s own returns! I say a year as most people had watched all 13 episodes before the first cap was...
View ArticleL.A. Hair Recap: Heifers, Ho’s and Hellacious Hair
Hello Trash Talkers! The week has flown by and here we are again, at the pretend famous salon run by the mostly unknown Kim Kimble. Kim has gone off into orbit with her ego, big hair and all, and it is...
View ArticleSo You Think You Can Dance Recap: Easy. Breezy. Beautiful. Auditions.
Yes Trashmi, it’s that time again! The school year is over (or ending if you go to one of those schools that go to mid-June), recitals are happening, temperatures are rising, And this guy is perving...
View ArticleDevious Maids Minicap: “‘Night, Mother”
Hello, all. As we are drawing closer to the end of the season, one would hope the drama would increase with each episode, but this one felt a bit like a placeholder to me – some stuff happened, but...
View ArticleComment Showcase Winners
Good morning Trash Talkers, and a happy Monday. We all know what Monday means, other than sitting at desks wishing we were somewhere else. Somewhere fun. Somewhere we could listen to podcasts without...
View ArticleMinicap: Sister Wives
Now, kids, you need to know that something happens when people kiss. The scientific term is “cooties”. Howdy, Trashmii! TLC apparently has nothing better to put on, so Sister Wives is back. And so...
View ArticleCatfish Recap: Fan Fiction Fo’ Life
Guys, don’t mess with Tracie Thoms. Even if you are just a huge theater nerd and “most zealous” fan. Don’t. Do. It. Maybe that was obvious before this episode of Catfish, but I had never really thought...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Now that’s just making me feel wrong in all the right ways
Heya Trashies! Last week saw the attempt by the producers to turn a slightly demented young lady into a villain – but as we all know, its in the team challenges that the bad blood really starts to...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians: Let It Go
I have bar envy! I will need one this size to get through theses recaps!! Hello to all of you Kardashian fans – welcome to the new summer season! I am new at this hot mess of a show, so you all can...
View ArticleSister Wives Recap: Adult Education
What’s that behind her? Oh yeah – the fires of hell.Howdy, Trashmii! I just know you’ve been wondering, “Hey, what’s up with that lovably wacky Kody Brown family? I sure hope TLC airs another season...
View ArticleDance Moms Recap Comment Whoring Pt 2: Maddie vs. Chloe vs. TrashTalkers
Hey Trash talkers! Here is a nice NEW spot for trash talking on Dance Moms Recap: Maddie vs. Chloe as Lifetime Battles to stay alive. That way fabulous trashy people everywhere have more space to...
View ArticleDevious Maids Recap: ‘Night, Mother (‘Night, Creeper! ‘Night, Pool Boy!)!
Previously – Ma Powell and Hot Body(guard) Tony were getting their freak on all over the house, and Valentina intervened to help bring a suspicious Pervert Pa back from the Rich Folks’ Nut Hatch. The...
View ArticleI Wanna Marry “Harry” Recap Horsesh*t. Literally.
Let’s saddle up kids!So, where are we in this tornado of spray tans and daisy dukes? Oh yeah, uh- Last week, Carley Einstein departed due to her sh*tty personality and horrible DJ-ing skills and...
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