Keeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: Doggy Blu’s
Howdy K-fans! Welcome to another week’s recap of this unbelievable show, or as I have come to call it, Keeping Up with the KardASSians. And, bleccccch, the stench spewing forth is incredible, and...
View ArticleBig Brother Season 15 in 2 Minutes: CLOSURE
You guys ready for Big Brother 16? We sure as hell are! There’s only problem. We don’t have the terrible taste of last Summer out of our mouths yet. So for one final purge, and to prep you for a new...
View ArticleDevious Maids Recap – Long Day’s Drunky Into…Whatever
Previously: MaLucci arrived to “comfort” her daughter, but ended up driving LaLucci out of her own home, where Zoila’s now stuck with her. Peri, furious at Spence daring to cheat on her (despite...
View ArticleDance Moms Special Minicap: Abby’s Top Ten Dances
Could this be a warm and fuzzy special? Hellooooo Trash Talkers! Finally. The special we have scorned, glorified and analyzed. Abby’s Top Ten freaking dances!! The curtain rises. The stage lights come...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #133: Geo-Caching and Rumor Mills
It’s a party on this week’s Watch What Crappens Bravo Podcast. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) are joined casually by some friends who basically wanted to crash the...
View ArticleBig Brother Premier Recap: White Trash Olympics XVI
Welcome to Big Brother 16! I’m RonnieK, and I will be here with you every Wednesday night for some good ole fashioned dumbshit mockery. JalleytoCali will be with you Thursdays, and TheMiki will be here...
View ArticleLadies of London Recap: Stormy Weather Ahead
Oy! Hahaha. Thought I’d throw a little Cockney in there to spice things up. It’s Miss Kitty here, trying to infuse some interest into the bland trifle of this week’s show. I do want to thank everyone...
View Article24 Recap: Live Another Day – Smoke and Mirrors
Wait, Mr P isn't dead?!? I'll never trust a TV show again!!!
View ArticleUntying the Knot Episode 4 Minicap: To D or not to D
Hello Trash Talkers! Hope everyone has recovered from last week’s very emotional episode. If you missed it, it was definitely worth watching. It was also hard to watch so I will give the overview for...
View ArticleThe Bachelorette Recap: Liar, Liar
Hi, Trashies! So sorry (again) for the lame minicap this week. I’m going to make up for it with a super snarky recap because, well, this episode crazy deserves it. I guess we should get right to it!...
View ArticleBig Brother Recap: Premiere Part Deux
It's night two of the Big Brother 16 premiere. And eight more idiots to make fun of.
View ArticleRHONY RECAP: Old Yellers! (aka Ain’t-No-Hollah-Back Mountain)
Hi, you fabulous Trashtalkers, you! Apologies for this recap being later than usual! I’m currently on a road trip with my BFF and toddler son. My besties name rhymes with Handrea Mears. I’m giving you...
View ArticleAbby’s Studio Rescue: Single Threat Studio
Another new Abby show; because 2 shows wasn’t enough. But in this series Abby is supposed to look like the good guy. Good luck. Abby, in her Criminal Minds pimped out SUV, is heading to Warwick, RI....
View ArticleBig Brother in 2 Minutes #1: Bros, Hos, and Grande Oh Nos
Welcome back to another season of Big Brother in 2 Minutes Recaps! We’re back for another Summer of mocking the pack of morons CBS has put on our tubes. New episodes post every Friday. If you like it,...
View ArticleCatfish Recap: Miranda and Cameryn/James/Gabby
Hello Trashtalkers! This week’s episode of Catfish was almost decent! The story between Miranda and Cameryn/James/ Gabby seemed very real but it was missing a lot of kinda important things. Like the...
View ArticleL.A. Hair Season 3 Episode 6: Taming of the Divas
Hello Trash Talkers! Must say that while I’m writing this my hair looks like three piles of shizzle. Unfortunately I’m residing in a place of massive humidity until my home is restored from what will...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 4 Special Recap: Abby’s Top Ten Dances and more of Abby’s BS
Hello Trashellinas! The big top ten special is here. Knowing what dances are the very bestest in Abby’s dance genius eyes is exactly why we are tuning in. Right? Of course not! We want to see some...
View ArticlePenny Dreadful Recap: Ethan’s Healing Touch
Hey Trashmii! It’s almost over. We’re barreling down on the finale. And I have one question. What the HELL is going on? Seriously, other than Dorian’s always horny and Caliban will never not suck, I...
View ArticleUntying the Knot Episode 4 Recap To Cry or Not to Cry?
Hello Trash Talkers! Hope all is well in your world of love, hate and lust. Or something else! After last week’s painful episode, I was hoping to offer you something on the lighter side this time...
View ArticleL.A. Hair Season Recap: Ghetto vs. Ratchet
Hello Trash Talkers! Welcome to yet another day in the salon chair. Careful of Lisa’s clippers though. The bullshit excuse/fable she used the last episode for all but crushing Anthony with her man...
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