So You Think You Can Dance Recap: Callbacks, Cutting, and Curses
Hi again, Trashmi. I gotta be honest with y’all; the audition/callback (formerly known as Vegas week), and Green Mile episodes of this show are always my least favorite both to watch and recap. The...
View ArticleMinicap: The Bachelorette
Greetings, Trashies. This week, Andi and the remaining men are in Brussels! And look what’s sprouted! I’ll see myself out. I can sum up the episode pretty easily in just a few sentences: Andi and Josh...
View ArticleBad Girls Club Recap: Diamonds are not Forever
OMG you guys! While watching this episode, I got online and live tweeted. It was AWESOME! If I remember, or get drunk enough, I’ll do it again for the next episode. Seriously, I love the immediacy of...
View ArticleTrue Blood Recap: Real Waitresses of Bon Temps
Hi Errrybody. Thanks for joining me for the final season of True Blood. I thought last week’s premiere was a bit…lackluster. Hep V infected vamps stormed Mayor Sam’s healthy vampire/human mixer and...
View ArticleUnder the Dome: Season 1 Was Wack, Yo
Under the Dome is back tonight, y’all! I’ll be recapping Season 2 but to start off here’s a quick run down of Season 1. The town of Chester’s Mill was having a normal day full of Small Town...
View ArticleUnder the Dome Minicap: Nothing Makes Sense
This episode was really disjointed, lots of quick jumps between multiple locations happening at once, plus four new characters were introduced. FOUR NEW PEOPLE IN A TOWN NO ONE CAN LEAVE OR ENTER....
View ArticleSister Wives Recap: All Aboard The Monogamy Train
What’s holding me back? “T-H-A-T B-I-T-C-H M-E-R-I”.Hi, Trashmii! Welcome to our newest ep, Growing Up Polygamist, a/k/a I Love My Parents, But . . . We open with Janelle. She hasn’t been doing as...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Oh crap, the kids! Is six weeks without food bad for them?
Hiya Trashies! Happy Independence Day! (for later this week) I’ll raise a glass for it, but then it’s a Friday so that was pretty much already on the cards if I’m being honest. Fresh from the beach,...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: The Vienna Incidents
Welcome back to another recap of the Kardashian Klan and their real world problems (ha!). This episode seems very repetitive to me – er, more so than usual. As I was reviewing my recap, it seems like...
View ArticleMarriage Boot Camp Reality Stars: Episode 5
Hola! We come into the fifth episode with a call back to the last one (imagine that) with Roger complaining that he is giving more effort than Jenni. Roger actually says that Jenni is doing this show...
View ArticleRHOC Recap: OG in PV
Who cares about the World Cup when there’s a marriage to watch implode? Or when you can watch Heather achieve the impossible and get more pretentious? Or when you can watch Vicki indulging in the kind...
View ArticleFood Network Star Recap: Knott Much of A Demo
Last week, our judges sent home Aryen, the woman who couldn’t season her “international” food for . . . failing to articulate her words enough when acting like Igor on a viral video. This week, they’ll...
View ArticleDevious Maids Recap – Can’t Take It With You, Can’t Shoot It (oh, wait)
Previously: Valentina aroused the suspicions of the police when they saw Noseythan’s blood in her car. Marisol wanted to know who Creeper Nick killed; when he wouldn’t ‘fess up, she ditched him and...
View ArticleLadies of London Recap: Mapperton No-Manor(s)
Hi loves! It’s Miss Kitty, ready to recap the fifth episode of our fair “Ladies” (and it’s a stretch this week) of London. This week, they sojourn to Mapperton, the future estate of Dick Tracy-jawed...
View ArticleRHONY Recap Dear God, who gave these women hatchets?!?!
Hollllaaaaa! MisRed here, subbing for the hysterical Hepburn, who is off on a 4 Day seminar entitled “Lady Morgan’s ASSets: A spiritual journey to choosing panties for any occasion.” or known in some...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #134: Ill Mannered, Needy Robot Babies
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) mull over a week full of bad manners and needy wives on this week’s Watch What Crappens Podcast. We talk Ladies of London, Married to Medicine,...
View ArticleBig Brother Recap: Dim Witted Patriarchy
Welcome back! Check out my Big Brother in 2 Minutes video to catch up on week one! Previously on Big Brother, Caleb got covered in sticky substance and loved every second of it, … … Frankie put his fag...
View ArticleThe Bachelorette Recap: Mussels in Brussels
Hey there, Trashies. Are you ready to struggle through staying awake during another episode of The Bachelorette? Well, I guess we have no choice. I’m giving up the wine. I’ve got coffee now. Also, I...
View ArticleUntying the Knot Episode: Ugly, Uglier and Ugliest
Hello Trash Talkers! I hope you are all feeling the love because I am! Love your comments, so keep them coming. I appreciate them because Trash Talkers are the best in the reality TV galaxy. Plus I...
View ArticleCatfish Recap: Nev and Max Kidnap Someone
Hello Trashtalkers! Happy 4th of July! This week Catfish helped a military man on a mission to find true love. It is kinda Independence-y. And Max finally threatened to call HR on Nev! Not a lot...
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