Big Brother in 2 Minutes #2: Dick Delegates
This week on Big Brother in 2 Minutes, dicks delegate, women put feminism through a shredder, and Donny eats a prop. New episodes post every Friday. Please share, subscribe and comment if you like!...
View ArticleL.A. Hair Episode 7 Minicap: Stick a Fork Up It
Hello Trash Talkers and Happy Independence Day! Fireworks everywhere and watch out for bottle rockets! On a more serious note to our trash talking family members who are dealing with Hurricane Arthur,...
View ArticlePenny Dreadful Recap: Manly Man Tears
Hey,Trashmii! Time to put the first season to rest and find see if John Logan really is about as subtle as Ryan Murphy or if he has a few tricks up his sleeve. And find out if Vanessa can get crazier....
View ArticleUntying the Knot Episode 5 Recap: No Rainbow Connection
Kermit and Miss Piggy: True love forever,etc .Hello Trash Talkers and happy Fourth of July! If you missed the fireworks, don’t worry because they are definitely going off in our latest episode. As...
View ArticleAbby’s Studio Rescue: Abby Meets a D-Canoe
We are in Northridge, California. Back in the day, the owner, Norine was a professional dancer for TV commercials. Sadly she’s still living in the past and “she is not in a good mood” But she reminds...
View ArticleUnder the Dome: Hanging and Squishing and Axes Oh My
Hello Trashies, and welcome to the first episode of Season 2 of Under the Dome. There are a ton of five second scenes and quick cuts in this episode which are a bitch to recap. Stephen King wrote...
View ArticleMinicap: Keeping Up with the Kardashians — Playing Dirty
Welcome back KardashiFANs … to another incredible episode in the lives of the famously rich. This week we get to see Scott and Bruce go helicopter shopping; Kourtney and Khloe do aerial yoga; Kim and...
View ArticleL.A. Hair Episode 7 Recap: The Sinking of the Salon
Hello Trash Talkers and Happy Independence Day! I hope you are having a great holiday weekend. This show has something in common with the way celebrate our holidays here in the good old U.S.A....
View ArticleBig Brother Recap: Throw Mama From the Train
Check out my latest Big Brother in 2 Minutes above! New episodes every Friday AM. Previously on Big Brother, we learned that the producers dropped last year’s Racism theme for Misogyny, a young Marge...
View ArticleMinicap: Sister Wives
What Kody thinks his wives experience when he gets frisky with them. Howdy, Trashmii! Hope you all had a great holiday weekend. And what a way to cap it off, with a new ep of Sister Wives! A...
View ArticleDevious Maids MiniCap, Season 2 Epi 12, “Proof”
Hello, all. I hope you had a wonderful 4th of July celebration, and enjoyed last night’s penultimate Season 2 episode! I’m going to keep this minicap truly “mini,” as the devious flu knocked me on...
View ArticleOrange is the New Black Recap: The Clitoris, and Now You Know.
Heya Trashies! A combination of being slightly poorly, sort of, and generally lame delayed this, sorry. I should have taken a piccy of my eye vessel swelling up though, it was disgusting. Handy for...
View ArticleMinicap: The Bachelorette
Greetings, Trashies! It’s time for the hometown dates! To be honest, literally nothing exciting happens on any of them. At all. That field is the most interesting part of the episode. As you all know,...
View ArticleMinicap: RHOC
I don’t know what the fuck is going on, but Vicki is by far the most reasonable housewife this season. And Brooks didn’t bother me this week. Did one of you mail me some Oxys in the shape of Swedish...
View ArticleSister Wives Recap: Don’t Even Try to Understand
No, Tom Jefferson, you are NOT putting “life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness and as many wives as possible” in the Declaration!Howdy, Trashmii! Let’s get right into our ep, “Four Wives in Two RVs”....
View ArticleSo You Think You Can Dance Recap: The Top Twenty
Hiya Trashmi! Did you all have a happy 4th? We lost power for two days in my neighborhood which made for some crankiness here in the Mouth House. Also contributing to the crank? Assholes shooting off...
View ArticleFood Network Star Recap: Sellin’ Salsa on the Moon (no, really)
Hi, Trashies! Welcome to Episode 6 of Food Network Star, where the network has just learned about the concept of green screens. And they are VERY excited. (FYI? If you Google “green screen,” there are...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: But first, let me take a selfie
Heya Trashies! After last episode’s downbeat ending, will the pair challenge bring the heat back up? I think Malibu and Ahran get paired up and I’m no longer so sanguine as I was last week that they’ll...
View ArticleUnder the Dome Minicap: Everyone is Stupid
OH. MY. GIDDY. AUNT. Everyone got stupider this episode. How is that even remotely possible? Because she’s Creepy and Pale plus walked through blood everyone decides Creepy Pale Girl killed Angie....
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