L.A.Hair Recap: Angela Upstages China Once Again
Hello Trash Talkers! Hope everyone is enjoying themselves and their hair. Summer weather turns mine into a miserable FRO and not even an exotic one at that. This Frizz Ease serum does not deliver! This...
View ArticleMiniCap – Devious Maids Season 2 Finale, “Look Back in Anger”to
This is it, kids – the season finale and it was definitely action-packed! I’m working hard to get the full recap up ASAP, but here are the high (and low) lights: Valentina, with the help of Pa Powell,...
View ArticleMinicap: Sister Wives
Some of these things will stand the test of time. Others, not so much. Howdy, Trashmii! This week, the Browns finally reached the “polygamous Christian” Richard family in Springfield. The entire ep...
View ArticleMaster Class: How to Emote Like Liv Tyler
Hey, Trashmii! Ever watch a scene and think, “Damn, how does that actor do that? Where does she find the depth of emotion and experience to so perfectly convey what the character is feeling? Man, I...
View ArticleMarriage Boot Camp Reality Stars: Sex and Mild Electrocutions
Fireworks! Buying patriotic t shirts! A new episode of subpar reality television! Two of those three things happened last week. Give up on the odd one out? We return this week to the mansion from which...
View ArticleMinicap: The Bachelorette
Hi, Trashies! It’s time for the everybody gets laid Fantasy Suite episode of The Bachelorette. That’s right, we’re down to the final three. But first, a photo op on the beach! It’s pretty much the same...
View ArticleMinicap: RHOC
Whoa. That was so incredibly unpleasant. Uuuummm… so, yeah. Some stuff happened, then some other stuff happened, then Tamra Judge single-handedly torpedoed Lizzie’s dinner party and drove Shannon...
View ArticleTrue Blood Recap: Flashback City
Hi all! You’re getting me after 17 hours of sports this weekend, a day spent writing about human trafficking and a few glasses of wine, so buckle up. This week’s episode was formally titled “Death is...
View ArticleMinicap – 24: Live Another Day
Season finale of 24: Live Another Day. Stuff Happens. Many Wow.
View ArticleMinicap: Game of Crowns
“You got your Real Housewives in my Toddlers & Tiaras!” “You got your Toddlers & Tiaras in my Real Housewives!” Two great programs that taste great together on one new, fantastically horrific...
View ArticleSister Wives Recap: Von Trapp Family Polygamists
Lusty and clear from the goatherd’s throat heard, Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo!Howdy, Trashmii! Welcome to this week’s ep, From Monogamy to Polygamy. We pick up where we left off last week, with the...
View ArticleFood Network Star Recap: Don’t Touch Those Dials
Hello, Trashmi, and welcome to the Vegas episode of Food Network Star. Sadly, unlike SYTYCD, this show’s Vegas episodes will not include choreography (and secretly, don’t you want to watch Lenny and...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Evil-Courtney loves Christine’s Iron Fist.
Heya Trashies! It barely seems like a week since last time, but it’s time for some more scowly Gordy action. Personally I could use the relief as I overheard a phone call that blamed me at work for...
View ArticleRHOC Recap: MADE of Lies
DaYum, Trashtalkers. DaYUM. This was not an easy one to watch. Normally I crave drama on this show the way an addict craves smack, but everything that happened at Lizzie’s dinner party was just so...
View ArticleBad Girls Club Recap: Episodes 8 and 9
Before we get started, I have to say that I lost respect for everyone in the house, even Blu – especially Blu. The only person I didn’t lose respect for was Jada. I actually gained a little bit more...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians — Move It or Lose It
Welcome back to another riveting ho-hum episode of the Kardashian family. Basically the plot of this episode is: 1) Khloe, Kourtney, and Kim go to NYC to look at new spaces for their store, wear spray...
View Article24: Live Another Day – Dosvedanya
Jack gets in touch with his human side...and kills everyone.
View ArticleLadies of London Recap: Baby Shower Gate Part One
Hello my loves—MissKitty here to recap the penultimate (can it really be?!) episode of Ladies of London. To review: we see the Caroline/Caprice gulf widening like the yawning snake-mouth of Taylor...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #136: Game of Crones
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are here to mock the new Game of Thrones, Ladies of London, Real Housewives of Orange County and New York, and a tiny bit of Married to Medicine...
View ArticleGame of Crowns Recap: That’s One Way to Ruin a Mentorship
Game of Crowns. Oh, my FREAKING GOD. Is there no end to the madness that is reality TV? Luckily for us, no! So let’s get started with this hot mess of fantastic! We start out in Wethersfield,...
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