Devious Maids Season Finale Recap – Screw Looking Back, LOOK OUT!
Previously: Rosie promised to be waiting for SoBigSpence when he returns from rehab, but Reggie threatened to send her ass back to Mexico for foiling his (devious) plan to steal Papa Ken’s fortune....
View ArticleRHONY Recap: There’s something about finally ending this show so we can get...
Hi, you fabulous Trashtalkers, you! ARE WE THERE YET? I’m longing for the finale next week when Aviva’s leg is left on the floor. A.K.A. where the editors should have left most of this season – on the...
View ArticleOrange is The New Black Recap: Mendoza employs her dispute resolution skills
Heya Trashies! The recent tumult in my personal life has subsided to usual levels, so now I’ll try and get back on track with OITNB and pimp out at least 2 a week. So pressing on, Vee is well on the...
View ArticleThe Bachelorette Recap: Such a Sweet Sweet Fantasy, Baby
Greetings, Trashies! Can you feel it? We’re in the home stretch of the most boring and predictable season of The Bachelorette ever! It’s down to the final three: Chris, the farmer from rural Iowa who...
View ArticleBig Brother in 2 Minutes #4: Strike Out
This week on Big Brother in 2 Minutes, a moron goes back to juicing, two dogs fight over a bone in a bikini, and Jocasta auditions for The Color Purple. Want more RonnieK? I also co-host the Watch What...
View ArticleRHONJ Recap: The Girls Are Back In Town
Another summer, another season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey! THE BLOODFEUD between the Guidices and the Gorgas seems to be lying dormant. The Manzos, Lauritas and Wakiles are no longer gracing...
View ArticleL.A. Hair Episode Season 3 Minicap: Fired!
Hello Trash Talkers! I am so sick of these crazy hair days. There comes a time when one must venture out into a new salon to find a stylist who will heal their hair woes. This may just be that time for...
View ArticleThe Bachelorette Recap: The Men (Kind Of) Tell All
Hi, Trashies! We’re almost to the end of this long train wreck. Tonight, it’s the Men Tell All special. Well, it’s not so much “all” as it is “what the producers say they can talk about. The first half...
View ArticleRHONY RECAP: The Reality Show Isn’t Over Until The Skinny Lady Slings…her leg
Hi, you fabulous Trashtalkers, you! Well, it’s Christmas in July–”the end” (other than the plethora of reunion episodes) of Season 6. Let’s creep down the stairs and see what goodies Miss Andy and the...
View ArticleLadies of London Recap: Finale-BABY SHOWER GATE part 2
Well gang, this is it. The last episode of Season 1 of Ladies of London. Before I get to it, I have to crow about you all adding 37 comments to my last recap. Reading them has been way more...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #137: Going Out on a Limb
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) tackle all the death threats, backstabbing, and leg throwing on Bravo, starting with the Real Housewives of NYC season finale. Aviva...
View ArticleBig Brother TweetCap: Penis Rules
TheMiki and JalleytoCali do a killer job recapping Big Brother on Sunday and Wednesday nights, and I take over Thursdays with Big Brother in 2 Minutes videos. I also live tweet the show every Thursday...
View ArticleBig Brother in 2 Minutes #5: But I’m a Mom!
This week on Big Brother in 2 Minutes, penises stay ahead of the game, a stalker gets hurt, and Jesus puts a crazy b**ch on hold. Want more RonnieK? I did a tweet recap of last night’s episode! I also...
View ArticleRHONJ: All I Want For Christmas Is Percocet & Therapy
It’s Christmas for the Real Housewives of New Jersey. What’s everyone doing about it? The Guidices are puttering around with Christmas decorations. Brown Smurf Joe Guidice complains that he’s doing...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Season Premiere – Lucky 13
OMG, you guys: after watching every moment of Project Runway since it began (even that horrible season in L.A. where everyone had a sinus infection and the girl with the lips who made the t-shirts with...
View ArticleOrange is The New Black Recap : Slapped, yelled at and then dragged to bed....
Heya Trashies! Finally, the long promised double ep caps are starting. Today with ep 6 and 7. We start off seeing some barrel-camera stuff, inmates being interviewed by an unseen recorder. Aleida’s...
View ArticleL.A. Hair Season 3 Episode 10 Minicap: Tranny Explosion!
Hello Trashies! Here we are in the ultra classy, oh so glam Kim Kimble Salon. You know I’m freaking kidding. It could be ghetto fabulous and over the top with a professional crew or fabulous in a...
View ArticleSo You Think You Can Dance Recap: Sweet Sixteen
Hi again Trashmi! I am in a super excitable mood this week. So in my last recap I told y’all I was traveling with my kid and my niece, but I didn’t tell you what we’re doing or where we are. We are in...
View ArticleL.A. Hair Recap: She-male Smackdown!
Hello Trash Talkers! Nothing like another episode of L.A. Hair to make you feel THAT much better about yourself. If we were on reality TV, we would most definitely not be wearing feathered earrings!...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: Child Safety Be Damned
I don’t know about y’all, but so far, I have found this season to be downright interesting. This episode turned my world upside down. Chelsea yelled at Aubree instead of her normal baby talk, Leah only...
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