Teen Mom 2 Recap: Don’t Say No To “Anxiety” Drugs… Ever – TV Gold!
Wow! Can we agree that Leah on drugs is the greatest Leah EVER? The nodding off? The slurring? I just can’t wait to recap that CancerTastique scene. If ever I wanted to work at a tanning “salon”, it...
View ArticleL.A. Hair Season recap: Big Hair, Big Problems
Hello Trash Talkers! I don’t know about you guys, but I’m ready for a break from all the fighting after last week. If you missed it, here’s the scoop.Lisa finally reached a point where she smiled...
View ArticleGame of Crowns: Loser’s Buffet Offers a Wide Variety of Bitch
Straight off of last episode’s friendships falling apart over rumors, this Game of Crowns focuses on a charity beauty pageant and the draaaamaaa that goes with people who have little, little lives....
View ArticleBig Brother 16 Recap: Hide yo friends
Hey hey, kids! Happy Sunday night! It’s time to watch horrible people make bad decisions! Last week Amber went home, cause she was pretty mostly. We join this week with the HoH competition just...
View ArticleMinicap: Keeping Up with the Kardashians — A Thailand Vacation Part 3
Kim’s tail in ThailandSo, welcome back K-fans, to the last installment of a three-part Kardashian family vacation to Thailand. I am sure there was a huge collective sigh from all Thai people when...
View ArticleBad Girls Club Recap: Family Affair
They’re BAAAAACK! Did you miss these hos? I totally did. I didn’t get to live tweet this week, but I have to say I was impressed with this episode. I haven’t changed my mind about any of the bitches....
View ArticleRecap: Keeping Up with the Kardashians — A Thailand Vacation Part 3l
Hey — how did the Kardashians get their miniature images on this??? Howdy K-fans. Welcome back to the third and final part of the three-part family vacation to Thailand. One thing I noticed about...
View ArticleMinicap: Bachelor in Paradise
Greetings, Trashies. Were you just not ready for The Bachelorette to be over? Were you wishing that you could see what happened to Dylan (who?) after Andi let him go home? If you were, you’re in luck!...
View ArticleGame of Crowns Mincap
OMFG people, this show actually made me want to punch myself for using the phrase, “Bitches be cray-cray,” but that is truly how unsophisticated I got watching this week’s Game of Crowns episode. And...
View ArticleTrue Blood – Weird Sex
Last week, Eric and Pam were captured by the Yakuza but made a deal to save themselves on the condition that they join forces with Mr. Gus to hunt down and kill Sarah Newlin. Shockingly, Sarah proved...
View ArticleRHONJ: Jersey Girl Fight
Another episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, another Gorga fight. Over the profits from their book on how to have the perfect marriage? No, over Melissa’s shitty driving which according to her...
View ArticleRHOC Recap: Good Luck, Bali
Hey Y’all! So laaaaast week… was about as exciting as Lizzie’s party. Hell, I didn’t even show up! Sorry about that, btw. DirecTV decided that there wasn’t a new episode, so it didn’t bother to record...
View ArticleFace Off Recap: Let’s worship our alien overlords
Welcome back to another week of Face Off! Previously, no one can decide if we like Cig or not (I swear if he didn’t have all the wardrobe/hair craziness I would KNOW I love him, and instead I feel...
View ArticleDance Moms Minicap: Broken!
Hello Trashellinas! Time to return to the studio. The question as always is WHO the HELL will be there?!?! Not this one.Jeff finally caught on that most viewers watched the show because of the FT, not...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: I’m not a vengeful man, I just want them to die
Hello Trashies! Welcome to another fun packed episode of Masterchef. Although some of us are starting to feel that mid-season pinch already. Gordy is looking decidedly worse for wear. Think I’ll ask...
View ArticleThe Quest: Fighting Over Girl Scout Badges
Hey Trash Questers, Jewpacabra here to recap the inevitable trainwreck that the Quest on ABC is going to be. I’m excited for the possibility of all the syfy level terrible acting plus reality TV...
View ArticleRHONY RECAP: Recap of A Recap, Part Two. The Countess Strikes Back!
Hi, you fabulous TrashTalkers, you! I can’t believe Miss Andy turned this Reunion into a three parter – it’s slim pickings this week, lovelies! Let’s get to this gristle since our DVR’s are full with a...
View ArticleBig Brother: Marvel/DC Lawsuit Edition
Big Brother finally realizes this whole superhero thing may not just be a fad and decide to milk it for their veto competition.
View ArticleBachelor in Paradise Recap: Oh, Think Twice…
…it’s just another day for you and me in paradise! (That song has been in my head since this show was announced.) Hi, Trashies! I know what you were thinking. You were thinking you just didn’t get...
View ArticleMiniCap – Top Chef Duels, Episode 1
Welcome, Trashmii! This is ElvisMama, and I’ll be your cruise director for the latest entry in the Top Chef empire – Top Chef Duels. I have to admit a few things up front: I don’t cook, so may...
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