Watch What Crappens Podcast #139: Weave it to Beaver
If you have a chance, nominate Watch What Crappens for LA Weekly’s Best Podcast! The Bravo gods keep showering us with gifts — this time in the form of weave-tugging Jersey girls and Australian drag...
View ArticleBig Brother in 2 Minutes #7: The Block Hangs Up
This week on Big Brother in 2 Minutes, Jocasta is running out of minutes, a dingus is scorned, and there are thirty new alliances formed. Want more RonnieK? I also co-host the Watch What Crappens Bravo...
View ArticleDance Moms Recap: Kiss Up
Hello Trashellinas! What a nightmare last week was for our favorite team. Here’s a few things that went down that caused the entire FT ( as in famous team) to break down in tears all at once, Maddie...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Futuredreck Timfrowns
It’s the third episode of Project Runway, y’all. There’s a lot of dead wood to shed before we narrow this thing down into something palatable. Two minutes in and Angela is crying. Keep it comin’, girl!...
View ArticleL.A. Hair Minicap: 99 Problems but Hair Ain’t One of Them
Hello Trash Talkers! It’s the end of our journey with Kim Kimble and company and I wanted to say thanks for reading and commenting! I couldn’t have tolerated Kim after her Titanic inspired photo shoot...
View ArticleGame of Crowns Recap: The Hate Boat and Shelley the Cruise Director
We pick up at the charity pageant we left last week for this week’s episode of Game of Crowns. Vanassa decides to storm off and get her husband to come talk to Anthony about that stupid jumpsuit. She...
View ArticleTop Chef Duels Recap: Return of the Nerdi
Hola, Trashmii! Welcome to the chefferfuffle that is Top Chef Duels. As I said in the recap, I’m a non-cooking vegetarian, so I may be a bit of a nun in a sex shop at times, but I watched every...
View ArticleBig Brother 16 Recap: Yay! Everyone hates each other!
Hey kids! Happy Sunday! Last week we lost Jocosta and Hayden, and the whole house kind of turned on each other, which is fun. Derek is in an alliance with EVERYONE, no one likes Christine, and Donny is...
View ArticleMinicap — Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Versace Versace Versace Versace Welcome back K-fans to another installment of this fascinating family. The Kardashians have left Thailand and have ventured back home where we begin this episode....
View ArticleL.A. Hair Season 3 Episode 12 Recap: Booty, Bitches and Goodbyes
Will we finish this season with Leah as clueless as her sister?Hello Trash Talkers! What a wild week this has been. My apologies for this being late so let’s get to it. Last week’s episode was...
View ArticleOrange is the New Black Recap: Irredeemably stupid fist meet the dumb-ass...
Hello Trashies! Miss Rosa is out of options, she needs an operation for her cancer and the DOC won’t fund it. Despite what Healy is telling her she realizes that she is reaching the end of the road....
View ArticleGame of Crowns Minicap
OMFG PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR WEDDING! When we last left the Game of Crowns bobbleheads, Lynne was pissing and moaning about oh my God Shelley can’t make it to the wedding, Christmas is cancelled and...
View ArticleTrue Blood Recap: Almost Home (Thankfully)
Last week, Andy and Holly searched for their missing kids but Violet had already lured them to her private sex dungeon by offering them an out of the way place to bone. Sookie asked Dr. Ludwig to help...
View ArticleMinicap: Bachelor in Paradise
Hi, Trashies! Did you not get enough drama last week? Of course you didn’t! You wouldn’t be reading this if you did! And, oh, the drama is brought this week in all forms. You can smell the crazy in the...
View ArticleThe Quest: Long Live the Queen?
Hello you frackin Trash Cylons, Sorry about the kinda late recap folks. Momma and Poppa Jewpacabra came to visit this weekend so I wasn’t able to recap like I wanted. But alas we had a good weekend and...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Prawn Ceviche, or home made Montezuma’s Roulette
Heya Trashies! So this week the top 10 remaining minis are hurled headlong between the goalposts into catering for football fans. Or perhaps that’s more what I’d like to see happen to them. In any...
View ArticleRHOC Recap: Everything’s Out of Contents!
Hey Y’all! Okay, first off, this episode was fucking hilarious. Like, “Modern Family” hilarious. Except for the part where the white women were incredibly condescending to the locals and acted like...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 4 Episode 23 Minicap: Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
Hello Trashellinas! How did everyone enjoy last week’s competition with the Crab Apples? If you missed it, here are some of the highlights: At the top of the pyramid was Sarah H! Down below in the...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: Mary Kay-Gate, Dog-Gate, SDPD-Gate, Milk-Gate
So yeah, this is late… again… I’m going to pull my excuse out of a hat…. and the winner is…. 50% cotton/50% polyester… Chels picks up Aub and pumps her for info on her dad. Aub has her lines down pat...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #140: Ghetto Superstars
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are here to talk crap about the final RHONY Reunion, the brawl repercussions on RHONJ, the Tamra confrontation on RHOC and the idiotic...
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