Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Design for Disaster
My First Selfie! Welcome back K-fans. Sorry the recap is a little bit late, I was on a road trip for the last few days. But let’s get on with it, shall we? The opening shot shows Kourtney and Khloe...
View ArticleBig Brother Recap: Gilbert Gottfried is NSFW
Big Brother gets a special celebrity guest to play Otev. And I believer there's some mention of an Ariadne?
View ArticleBelow Deck Recap Shut yer port hole!
Ahoy Matey! MisRed here to welcome you aboard the crazy cruise known as Below Deck, Season 2. I’ve been on the Trash Talk TV Bench of late, as the plug on “I Wanna Marry Harry” was pulled early-...
View ArticleRHONY RECAP: Recap of A Recap, Part Three. Fin!
Hi, you fabulous TrashTalkers, you! We made it to the end of the road! Cue Boys II Men. Drum roll please….episode 24. I can’t believe we’ve spent the last 5 months together and (in my case) 45.77...
View ArticleBachelor in Paradise Recap: YOPO Must Die
Hi, Trashies! Welcome to episode two of Bachelor in Paradise. Are you excited to find out more about what our Bachelor/ettes are doing in Paradise? Yeah, me either. However, you know it’s a very...
View ArticleMiniCap Top Chef Duels Epi 2- Shirley v. Brooke
Hello, Trashmii! Welcome back to our 2nd episode. This week, we have Shirley Chung, 3rd place finisher in Season 10, and Brooke Williamson, 2nd place in Season 9. While they are definitely...
View ArticleFace Off Recap: Tree Terror
Gather round my Trashmie’s, it’s time for another week of Face Off!. Previously, we learned who Stella was when she won last week’s challenge (seriously, I’m pretty sure I never saw her face before...
View ArticleBig Brother in 2 Minutes #8: Mister Sister
This week on Big Brother in 2 Minutes, Frankie wears too much makeup and brags about stuff he didn’t accomplish, Nicole talks funny, and Donnie has a secret sister. Want more RonnieK? I also co-host...
View ArticleGame of Crowns: Center of Attention Forever and Always is Lynne
We begin this episode of Game of Crowns with Shelley coming back to her vacation house after storming off to “get away from the crazy.” Too late! She said she thought Lynne would have been more...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 4 Episode 23 Recap: 3 Soloists, One Star
Hello Trashellinas! Hope everyone enjoyed another episode with no New Team in site! If only a few other people on this show would disappear too. Last episode VIP scenes: Maddie wound up on the bottom...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: The Ugly, The Ugly and the Ugly
Dawn rises on Manhattan, and the swiftly rising sun illuminates the island’s countless four-star restaurants, innovative eateries and hole-in-the-wall mom and pop joints with outrageously good...
View ArticleThe Singles Project Recap: The Pussification of Men….
Hey, Y’all! I’m baack! I imagine Bravo producers sitting around a table trying to come up with something different, something special for all of their hungry Bravo viewers. They decided the best way to...
View ArticleTop Chef Duels Recap – Brooke v. Shirley (or…Pink, as in Pepto?)
Hello, my fellow Trashiiti – hope you’re having a good summer so far! We’re back with two female chefs this week – Brooke Williamson, 2nd place in Season 9 (Seattle) and Shirley Chung, 3rd place in...
View ArticleMinicap: Keeping Up with the Kardashians – Secrets of a Double Life
This is why I don’t want my family to know who I am dating Welcome back KardashiFANS. This episode was extremely tedious and not full of aplomb (I, too, like Khloe, can learn new vocabulary words!)...
View ArticleBig Brother 16 Recap: Frankie has a famous sister?
Hey Hey, kids! It’s Big Brother time! Last week Zack told Victoria about The Detonators, then immediately blamed Nicole and convinced Christine to evict her. Then, just so that nothing remotely...
View ArticleMinicap: Bachelor In Paradise
Hey there, Trashies. It’s yet another episode of Bachelor in Paradise. Honestly, this was a pretty quiet episode. There was a little drama surrounding Marquel and all his ladies. Who knew the man who...
View ArticleGame of Crowns Minicap
What a bunch of babies! But I guess I’ve just described every reality show, not just this week’s Game of Crowns. We start off with Susanna and Lynne going to get their state crowns at the local Denny’s...
View ArticleTrue Blood Recap: La Petite Mort
Last week a couple big story lines wrapped up very neatly. Stick a fork in them, because they are done! Tara’s ghost led Lafayette, Lettie Mae and the Reverend Daniels to a vision of her angry, abusive...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2: “He’s Outta Jail Bitches!!!”
VeronicaAugust 13, 2014 at 8:11 pm“I don’t care if she volunteers….she signed up for it. And for the past couple year, her snark is just plain shitty….I’ll look elsewhere for a funnier piece. She...
View ArticleThe Quest: Dark Elves and Bubble Butts
Hola Trash Questers, Hope you all had a great week and are ready for some more recappin action. As I learned from the comments section last week you all seem to want to be on season 2 (or at least be...
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