Dance Moms Season Minicap: Abby-phobic
Hello Trashellinas! Hope everyone has been doing well since we last sat in the audience. Here’s a flashback on some dramatic events from last week: The group dance was about gypsies and won first. It...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: I suspect I know why you weren’t ‘Cool’ in High School,...
Hi Trashies! Welcome to the spooky and no doubt catastrophe ridden 13th episode of Masterchef. Except I don’t at all believe in crap like that, so it’ll be business as usual. Where are we at now – last...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #141: OC, Melbourne, NJ, Below Deck, Crowns and...
Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV) reunites with Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) for a super-sized episode of “Watch What Crappens.” The crew tackles all the Housewives of the...
View ArticleBelow Deck Recap: Hex on the Beach
We left off last week, sort of, mid-charter with the new crew and their borderline-Hillbilly guests, the main guest being a lady named Georgia. I love pork rinds and any casserole that contains a can...
View ArticleBachelor in Paradise Recap: All You Knee-d Is Love
Greetings, Trashies. It’s another day here in Paradise (cue Phil Collins). Marcus and Lacy are still attached at the tongue; Elise has fallen madly in love with Chris in a matter of hours; AshLee is...
View ArticleMiniCap – Top Chef Duels, Mike v. Antonia
Howdy-do, Trashiites! Welcome back to Top Chef Duels, where past Top Chef contenders return to fight it out for money, fame, and the chance, nay, the honor, to be mocked by yours truly. But mostly...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – Double Creature Feature
Sorry for the slightly later than usual recap this week folks – my paying day-job was crazy busy so it took over for a few days. As a reward for your patience this week’s recap is a little extra long,...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Red Carpet Wrecks
Are we all still recovering from last week’s ProjRun BS, or what? This week, we open with a feeble slo-mo shot of Heidi striding down a fake red carpet and ostensibly into the Parsons School of Design....
View ArticleBig Brother in 2 Minutes #9: Judy Iscariot
This week on Big Brother in 2 Minutes, Frankie has zero loyalty but tons of base, Jocasta Cujos out, and Julie wears red again. Want more RonnieK? I also co-host the Watch What Crappens Bravo Podcast....
View ArticleRHOC Recap: Anticlimactic!
Hey Y’all! Boy, this promised to be one doozy of a season finale and failed miserably to deliver. Pffft. Let’s just say this, when the highlight of the evening’s drama is Terry calling someone a...
View ArticleDance Moms Recap: Friends or Frenemies?
Hello Trashellinas! Well here we are at the studio, waiting for the Pyramid. Lots of lunacy to snark on so let’s get to it. Here’s a flashback on last week’s episode: Solos: Kendall came in first...
View ArticleTop Chef Duels Recap – Mike v. Antonia – Balls Galore!
Hello again, O Trash lovers! We got us a family thing this week, with cousins Mike Isabella and Antonia Lofaso dueling for dollars. Known for her cool head, and as a bad luck charm (the Black Hammer)...
View ArticleSo You Think You Can Dance: Catching Up
So…………….um………hi. Before I even start, I have to clear up a few rumors you might have heard….first of all, contrary to popular belief, I was NOT recently kidnapped and held for ransom in a remote and...
View ArticleGame of Crowns: Restrainin’ Pain
We open this episode of Game of Crowns with Susanna in a frilly pink dress best suited for her 7 year old, and Lynne and her family, heading into a venue to be crowned for their respective states,...
View ArticleBig Brother 16 Recap: Punching Numbers
Hey hey kids. Welcome back for another glorious Sunday of watching a bunch of narcissistic fuckwits preen for a bunch of stupid cameras. Oh, and Donny. Donny’s also there. But probably not for long,...
View ArticleDoctor Who Recap: ‘Hello, hello, Rubbish Robots from the Dawn of Time’
Hi Trashies! In case you didn’t know, ‘Rubbish’ is English for garbage. Just in case. Finally, Doctor Who has returned for an eighth series with a new lead actor – and, surprisingly, the first full...
View ArticleRHONJ: Bad Reputation
A new week with the Real Housewives of New Jersey and we are picking up right in the heat of the action. Amber’s drain hair lies as evidence on the table as Mr. Amber explodes on Midge Joe Gorga...
View ArticleRHONJ: High Hopes
Back to the Real Housewives of New Jersey and back to the car dealership with the Gorgas. They longingly check out the new model Bentleys and then inquire as to the status of their banged up vehicle....
View ArticleGame of Crowns Minicap
Will she or won’t she? That’s the big question for this week’s Game of Crowns penultimate show. Leha has to decide whether or not she’s going to compete in the Legends pageant because of the whole...
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