Minicap: Bachelor in Paradise
Greetings, Trashies. Are you read for this special two-night Bachelor in Paradise punishment even? I’ve got my wine ready. I’m going to need it because… Fucking Cody shows up. As the previews showed...
View Article‘Breaking’ News at The 66th Primetime Emmy Awards- MiniCap
We want to thank all of you who followed our live tweets (@janeandblanche), except those of you who are funnier than us…Kidding! But we won’t promise not to steal your stuff. The pre-show with Giuliana...
View ArticleTrue Blood: FINALE!!!
Is everybody ready for the BIG FINALE of True Blood? OMG I can’t believe it’s here! Last week Bill decided that he’d rather die the True Death than continue living and deny Sookie the happy ending she...
View Article‘Breaking News’ 66th Annual Emmy Awards- Photo-cap
Good evening and welcome!! We read an article on Entertainment Weekly’s website saying the Emmy’s made TV look small- we agree! TV is more than just Modern Family and Breaking Bad. TV is more than...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: It’s not supposed to look like that until after you’ve...
Heya Trashies! So with a modicum of wailing and gnashing of teeth for the departure of the hot guy (Daniel) we’re on to the next mini to fall. I can’t see it being Malibu, Evil-Courtney or Elizabeth –...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #142: Santa’s Helper
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are here to talk crap about a RHONJ husband banging his mother in law, Tamra losing more facial feeling on RHOC, restraining orders leading to...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 4 Episode 25 Minicap: The Bitches of ALDC
Hello Trashellinas! My warmest thanks to those of you who have posted supportive comments for those in Cali, as well as for the ones who posted earlier in the summer for hurricane victims in various...
View ArticleThe Quest: A Bear and a Gorilla Punching a Baby
Valar Morghulis Trash Talkers, Hope everyone had a fantastic week! I know I did. I got a chance to interview via Skype to Bonnie over the weekend and yes, she is just as lovely and endearing to talk to...
View ArticleThe Singles Project Recap: It’s Like A Car Wreck – You Can’t Help But Look..
In the immortal words of our beloved Flipit, “Well, hello everyone!” I have two recaps, one’s a week late (this one) and one will be really, really early. Sciatica, man. I hope you enjoy both. So,...
View ArticleBig Brother Recap: Count the Idiots
Donny and Nicole are nominated and nothing's going to really change. No matter how delusional or incapacitated the rest of the houseguests get.
View ArticleBelow Deck Recap: Something’s Rotten and it ain’t the lavender essence
Ahoy Trashies!!! In case you forgot where we were…Firstly, MisRed must apologize for the grievous error made in last week’s recap… I referred to Bump-it by her GIVEN NAME of: Amy. WTF?!?!? In my...
View ArticleRHONJ Recap: Victoria Gotti and The Greatest Rumor Ever
Welcome to the calm before the storm for Real Housewives of New Jersey. In the upcoming weeks, we have the Giudice court date and the fallout from the craziest rumor ever. Courtesy of Victoria Gotti....
View ArticleTop Chef Duels MiniCap, CJ vs. Stefan
En garde, Trashmii! Let’s Duel. This week’s contenders are Stefan Richter, runner-up in Season 5 and 6th place in Season 10 (Seattle), and CJ Jacobson, 6th place in Season 3 (Miami) and 13th in the...
View ArticleBig Brother in 2 Minutes #10: Team Duhmerica
This week on Big Brother in 2 Minutes, no one’s arm is legible, Frankie shows us why no one calls him Frankie Broadway, and family comes to visit. Want more RonnieK? I also co-host the Watch What...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 4 Ep 25 recap: Chloe’s Revenge
Oh Trashellinas, revenge is sweet. The best kind is when you sit back and karma does all the work. That might apply to Christi and Chloe in the latest episode. The episode title shows promise! Okay so...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Nice Day for a Weird Wedding
Remember last week when Heidi chose to wear a ceiling fan duster to the Sad Emmys and then she killed the dreams of Kristine and Mitchell by booting them both off and then spared Korina so she could...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – Somewhere over the rainbow and down the rabbit hole
Welcome back folks – we’re down to 10 remaining contestants! So at this point I pretty much have to learn their names – lame. Currently I can name… 6 of them. I dare you to do better. Warning – for...
View ArticleGame of Crowns: Legends of the Brawl
We open this week’s episode of Game of Crowns at Lori-Ann’s barren house, where husband John is painting her tan on. In the world of fitness competitions, you really have to add as much painted...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap : From Last Week : A-Dum Takes a Nap
Crap. That cow from a couple weeks ago is going to really hate me this week. I completely forgot last week. Like seriously I lost a week somehow. So here’s the first of my twofer. FAMILY MATTERS...
View ArticleTop Chef Duels – CJ v. Stefan, No Phucken Way!
Welcome, O Trashy Trashersons. ‘Tis I, ElvisMama, and it’s time for another thrilling episode of Top Chef Dull Duels. This week’s contenders are Stefan Richter, runner-up from Season 5 in New York,...
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