The Singles Project Ep.3 – The Dating Vortex
Welcome back, ladies and gents, Bravo’s latest social experiment, designed to fry our brains cells. I have to tell you that I have only visited the Bravo site twice, mainly because I’m afraid if I sign...
View ArticleDoctor Who Recap: Nothing says ‘Tragic Past’ like a single tear.
Hi Trashies! We’re on to Episode 2 – ‘Into the Dalek’. Literally, it turns out. Needless to say this episode is going to include the Daleks, arguably the Doctor’s greatest enemies, even if they still...
View ArticleMinicap: Keeping Up with the Kardashians — Rocking the Cradle
Hi! Did you hear that I’m getting married? Welcome back KardashiFANS! So, the scheduling has been a little weird — no show last week and now 2 1/2 this week!! This, I suppose, is for the big...
View ArticleBachelor in Paradise Recap: You Only Paradise Twice (This Week)
Greetings, Trashies. Thanks for being so patient. Four hours of show is a lot to recap and it seems that life always goes to shit when there is a double episode. I ruptured a tendon in my left hand. As...
View ArticleBig Brother 16 Recap: Horrible people falling down
Hey kids, welcome back. Well… Donny’s gone, and with him any hope for a true human being worth rooting for. I guess we still have Nicole, but she’s not gonna last long at the rate things are going....
View ArticleGame of Crowns Minicap
No spoiler alerts! Here we are, the season finale (and I’m guessing series finale) Game of Crowns. When we last left the pageant bitches, we were waiting to see who the fifth finalist was going to be...
View ArticleMinicap: Bachelor in Paradise
Greetings, Trashies. This episode was actually pretty boring compared to the drama of last week. Then again, this entire franchise likes to just throw all the good stuff at us at one time and then make...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians — The Finale (Finally!)
It’s a long walk to the altar … in the dirt. Welcome back KardashiFANS — this is it. The final two episodes. I have combined the recap into one long one, so bear with me. And thanks for your...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: I’m going to kill that guy in PR for letting you dicks in...
Hi Trashies! So the Masterchef Zeppelin is making ever lower circles as it lumbers towards the end of its journey, and all bets are off as to which mini gets thrown overboard this week. No one,...
View ArticleDance Moms Season Minicap: Like Mother, Like Daughter
Hello Trashellinas! How much fun did we have last week watching Chloe throw Abby’s crap back in her face? I hate for anyone to actually watch this latest episode and ruin the afterglow. Watch at your...
View ArticleSo You Think You Can Dance Recap: In The Bag
I hope I’m not jinxing him by saying this, but srsly….Ricky is totally winning this season. I mean, I love Zack and all, but COME ON……if the top four show didn’t prove to you that Ricky is fucking...
View ArticleBachelor in Paradise Recap: Caves and Cowards
Hi, Trashies. So, I’m a little annoyed by the Twitter account for this show. The handle is @BachParadise. That’s so misleading. When I see that handle, I think this is going to happen: Instead, I get...
View ArticleBig Brother Recap: Running out the Clock
It's veto night on Big Brother. Nobody tells the Bomb Squad there's only one winner so they remain loyal. On the surface at least.
View ArticleGame of Crowns: Finale Fizzle Fun!
Well Trashmiis, we’ve made it through the first season of Game of Crowns without a catfight, which is so, so, so disappointing. I thought for sure hair would be torn out and cuchinis would have been...
View ArticleThe Quest: GoGo Dancing with Brother Raccoon
Hey Trash Questers! Hope you all had a wonderful and nerd filled week. I personally bought a comic book just cause so I earned my stamp of nerdom for a while. XMen for life. Anyways lets jump right...
View ArticleTop Chef Duels MiniCap – David Burke v. Takashi Yagahashi
Hello again, O Trash O My Heart. We’re back, with episode 5 of Top Chef Duels, and it looks like they got some real serious cooking going on this week, thank GOD. No one is forced to pick their...
View ArticleDWTS: Cast Revealed!
Hi, Trashies! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Time with The Bachelor franchise just moves so slowly. I’m excited for Dancing With the Stars to start (mainly because the show is way easier to recap – not...
View ArticleBelow Deck Recap Extreme Douchery on the High Seas
Ahoy Trashies!!! WOW! Lots of” Kate Hate” in the comments. It’s cool It’s cool. We can agree to disagree on the Resting Bitch Face theory. Although, maybe this week, we will delve further into her...
View ArticleThe Quest Ep 6 Powercap: Explosive Faberge Egg Hide and Seek
Hey Trash Questers, So since we have 2 more episodes tonight (ugh why ABC why?????), I’m squeezing in this powercap of Episode 6. Can’t they spread it out so we have more weeks of pure joy? Also my...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Bejeweled Blitz
Last week, Kini helped propel Sean to victory, Sandhya contributed to Char’s demise and Fade and Emily channeled the spirit of a 1980s Prince to the appreciation of no one as the designers took on an...
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