Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 26 Recap: No More Crybabies
Hello Trashellinas and welcome back to the studio and home of biggest bitch in existence. Abby Lee Miller of course. The prime target of Abby’s rage week: Nia, followed by the usual unfortunates....
View ArticleBig Brother in 2 Minutes #11: Ya See What I Did There?
This week on Big Brother in 2 Minutes, a cop controls a pack of morons, women are kept down, and someone throws water on a witch. Want more RonnieK? I also co-host the Watch What Crappens Bravo...
View ArticleTop Chef Duels Recap – Burkey v. Takashi; Battle of the Sea Squirts
Hello again, the few, the proud, the brave – the 4 of you besides me (hi, Mom!) who are still hanging in there and watching this show! It’s episode 5, and we have two Top Chef Masters alums (read:...
View ArticleBig Brother 16 Recap: Go back to your seasons!
Hey hey kids! Welcome back for another excitement-filled week of predictable outcomes and terrible people. Last week we lost Nicole and Christine (so boo and yay) and Christine got booed a lot by the...
View ArticleMiniCap: Boardwalk Empire
Hey Trashmii! And welcome to … the final season of Boardwalk Empire. I blame Game of Thrones and their budget devouring ways. And Superstorm Sandy for allegedly destroying all the sets. And Terence...
View ArticleMinicap: Bachelor in Paradise
IT’S OVER!!!! That’s right, Trashies! It’s the last episode. Are you as happy as I am? The only people still taking this seriously. Basically, this is the night that our couples make the decision to...
View ArticleDoctor Who Recap : Is this a Dagger I see before me? No, its a spoon.
Hi Trashies! If you dislike wackiness, highly contrived comedy, and plots that would make the Titanic seem watertight, turn back now. Unless you’re also a masochist, in which case, jump in, the water’s...
View ArticleThe Quest Recap Ep 7: Penatagons Have 8 Sides Right?
Hey Trash Questers, Hope you all had a fabulous week and are all getting sucked into the miracle that is the video game Destiny (I know I am). But I took some time away from that to bring you some of...
View ArticleBig Brother Recap: The Old Adventures of New Christine
Previously on Big Brother, we learned that feminism is basically dead in America. On the upside, our youth seems to really enjoy working out a lot and taking care of themselves, and they love Jesus so...
View ArticleSo You Think You Can Dance Recap: Wading Through the Bloat
And so we’ve reached the end of yet another season. I want to give you all an enormous thanks for hanging in there with me all season. I know it’s been a frustrating one recap timing-wise and I can’t...
View ArticleDance Moms Season Minicap: The Understudies
Hello Trashellinas! What a bitch of an episode last week’s was. Just a few little VIP things to know if you were fortunate enough to miss it: Abby threw in Maddie’s solo “Happiness,” which had won the...
View ArticleTrashTalkTV Fall Auditions! Seeking Shi**y Attitudes
Do you wish that people could hear your inside voice while trashing the idiots on your TV? Do you read our recaps and think “wow my attitude is way shittier than these people and I should be writing...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #143: Single People and Some Friendly Advice
This week Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) change things up with a whole bunch of Bravo gossip about Apollo Nida, Real Housewives of Miami, and Brooks Ayers. Then it’s...
View ArticleBachelor in Paradise: Paradise Lost
Greetings, Trashies! It’s the finale of Bachelor in Paradise! Are you excited? I’m excited because it’s over. Everyone is officially paired up and tonight they’ll make the big decisions about their...
View ArticleThe Quest Recap: Mouse Trap: Trogdor Style
Hello again my beautiful nerds, Welcome back to another recap of my newest reality TV obsession The Quest #questarmy. I hope you all enjoyed the last recap! I know I had a lot of fun writing it. If you...
View ArticleBelow Deck Recap Penis Towel Gate 2014
***SPOILER ALERT*** Welcome back! We’re back with Dean the Super Douche and Kate has just folded the towel on his bed into a penis because he told her she was “a little bitchy.” Commence Towel-Gate...
View ArticleTop Chef Duels MiniCap – Tiffani v. Dale plus Vegan Zombie
Hey, Trashy peeps! Welcome back to Top Chef Duels. This week’s the hotheaded “bad behavior” fight, featuring Season 1’s Tiffani Faison and Season 4’s Dale Talde, who were both, let’s face it,...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – These movies sound terrible
Hi Folks! I swear I had every intention to recap last week’s ‘judge’s challenge’ episode, but Hulu refused to stream it, and my house lost power for a week (yay antiquated wiring!) so I couldn’t watch...
View ArticleBig Brother in 2 Minutes #12: Toast
This week on Big Brother in 2 Minutes, a timer goes off, a witch gets slammed by a janitor, and Frankie opens his mouth a lot. Want more RonnieK? I also co-host the Watch What Crappens Bravo Podcast....
View ArticleMasterchef Recap: Evil-Courtney sizes up Elizabeth’s balls
Heya Trashies! A two hour monster rears its ugly head. Although that’s about 80 minutes once commercials are out, and probably only 60 after the post commercial repeat-padding. Scary. Take out the...
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