Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 27: Holly vs. Abby
Hello Trashellinas! Who made it through Abby’s latest? Bonus points if you did it sober. This woman is a shameless monster and it’s our mission to snark about this crazed bitch as much as possible. I’m...
View ArticleRHONJ Recap: Gossip Here, Gossip There
This week’s episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey starts with the date stamped on the screen. This is a very serious episode, people. It’s four days before the plea deal. It’s snowy in New Jersey,...
View ArticleCh-ch-ch-ch-chaaangeees!
Fall is starting, new writers are getting their pencils sharpened, and I’m prepping to put on about 70 pounds of blubber to get through the 70 degree California weather. So I figured, hey! We’re two...
View ArticleThe Singles Project Ep 04: Clueless
Hello, my little Trash Talkers! Flipit’s about to kick mah azz, and I don’t blame him. I’m going back to back and staying up ’till I am caught up with my recaps. I keep hoping this show will get more...
View ArticleTCD Recap: Tiffani Faison v. Dale Talde in The Rob Zombie Apocalypse
Hello there, you Trashtastic folks! We are back with another episode of the Top Chef spinoff that loves boozin’ with My Girl Gail Simmons, Top Chef Duels! This week’s chefs are known for their “bad...
View ArticleBoardwalk Empire Recap: 1931
Hey Trashmii! Are you ready for the final season of Boardwalk Empire? Yeah, me neither. To be honest, writing this recap was difficult. Made more so because that no good, awful, very bad man Terence...
View ArticleMiniCap: Boardwalk Emipre
Hello, Trashmii! And welcome back. This week continues the rogues gallery of storylines that will tie up the loose ends. Except for Mickey, because he has no loose ends. He’ll just get transferred to...
View ArticleBig Brother 16 recap: Hurrdat?
Hey hey, kids! Welcome back for another week of Big Brother. This will be my last recap for the season because I’m getting shoulder surgery on Friday and won’t be able to type effectively for a couple...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Wet n’ Wild
[You know what's terrible? War. Famine. And then the second runner up is when you write your entire recap, go back to edit it and find it has DIS.APP.EARED. Like Fade in this episode, I am empty and...
View ArticleDoctor Who Recap : Details, Clara, details. But yes, you might destroy all...
Hi Trashies! An episode this week that promises a radical change of pace to last weeks forced-giggle fest. I did try and post this on time, and again yesterday, but I had issues connecting to the...
View ArticleSons of Anarchy: The Beginning of the End …
Hi, Trashies! Who didn’t want to see Tara die again in the Season 6 recap? Just me? Oh …. Welcome to the final (sob!) season of SOA, where Jax decides he is Robert DeNiro, after all. Just when I...
View ArticleThe Singles Project: I Choo Choo Choose You. Or You.
It’s New York Fashion Week? Who gives a fuck, really? I only care about Michael Kors and I’m pissed he’s not on Project Runway anymore. Michael Kors is the shit, yo. (I’ll do anything to delay talking...
View ArticleThe Quest Finale: Earn Those Exclamation Marks
Hello Nerds, How has your week been? Hopefully its been good and full of nerd stuff. I so happy to finally be sitting down and watching the quest because I had the most awful weekend at work. So...
View ArticleBig Brother Recap: The Grande Who Stole Christmas
It's the night you've been waiting for, but will it be like you've imagined?
View ArticleDWTS Recap: Drop It Like It’s Hot
Greetings, Trashies! Welcome back to yet another season of Dancing With the Stars. It seems the definition of “stars” is being stretched even further than it has in past seasons. Oh, and Julianne Hough...
View ArticleKim of Queens Season 2 Episode 1 Minicap: Trash and Tiaras
Hello Trash Talkers! It’s Floshizzle here to lure you into the sometimes tasteful world of pageantry. If you haven’t read my recaps before, I’ve trashed a few shows on a regular basis, the latest...
View ArticleDance Moms Season: Bitch Be Gone
Hello Trashellinas! Thanks to another recap typed from a freaking phone you get to enjoy recycled Abby once again. Thanks for your patience and please stand by me while the Geek Squad operates on my...
View ArticleRHONJ: Tell Me More
Aloha from New Jersey! Just kidding, there’s snow on the ground, a deer wandering the streets and some very serious string instrument being plucked away in the background. It’s another very special...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap : Bye! We’ll hug later, right?Guys?
Heya Trashies! So, we are here at last – the final. Or, the bit before the final. Calling it a semi-final seems a little wrong. My opinion has altered a little since last week, currently it’s ‘anyone...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #144: Gina Wins Melbourne
This week on Watch What Crappens, Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) declare Gina the winner of “Real Housewives of Melbourne,” especially after the other women continue...
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